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Re: Funny news stories
Posted: May 5, 2015, 1:28 pm
by simo
up next, how eating food is a kick in the teeth to everyone who is hungry.
Re: Funny news stories
Posted: May 5, 2015, 1:37 pm
by Green eyed Mick
What a fascinating piece of research. Who would have figured that having good parents was better than having **** parents?
Re: Funny news stories
Posted: May 5, 2015, 1:40 pm
by Professor
Green eyed Mick wrote:
What a fascinating piece of research. Who would have figured that having good parents was better than having **** parents?
Re: Funny news stories
Posted: May 5, 2015, 6:46 pm
by bileduct
Typical social justice warriors, looking for inequalities in everything.
Re: Funny news stories
Posted: May 5, 2015, 7:36 pm
by Botman
Green eyed Mick wrote:
What a fascinating piece of research. Who would have figured that having good parents was better than having **** parents?
hahaha, IMFS!
Re: Funny news stories
Posted: May 5, 2015, 8:48 pm
by Raider Bell
Pigman wrote:Green eyed Mick wrote:
What a fascinating piece of research. Who would have figured that having good parents was better than having **** parents?
hahaha, IMFS!
What the actual ****. WOW.
How do people say these things and not realise just how utterly stupid they sound? How? Explain this.
Re: Funny news stories
Posted: May 5, 2015, 9:14 pm
by Professor
My son conked out quite early tonight - probably after only 3 or 4 times through his favourite book.
I'd say this amounted to 20 minutes tops.
Any **** on here who felt the need to read to a child tonight for longer than 20 minutes, thus disadvantaging my son, sort it out, you selfish pigs.
Re: Funny news stories
Posted: May 5, 2015, 9:23 pm
by CJ42
That's ducking hilarious.
Re: Funny news stories
Posted: May 5, 2015, 9:25 pm
by Toviii
The GH is my bedtime reading. I think I'm disadvantaging myself in a pretty big way.
Re: Funny news stories
Posted: May 7, 2015, 11:42 am
by Professor
Women is suing all homosexuals on planet earth -
http://mobile.news.com.au/world/north-a ... 7341493659
Only in America.
Re: Funny news stories
Posted: May 7, 2015, 11:54 am
by Manbush
How would that even make it to court, "religious and moral" laws are not legal laws, sinning isn't illegal.
Re: Funny news stories
Posted: May 7, 2015, 12:01 pm
by reptar
Is that actually a point of law? Seriously, what the ****?
Re: Funny news stories
Posted: May 7, 2015, 12:13 pm
by Professor
Imagine issuing the summons
The only place on earth a summons wouldn't be issued would Bob Katter's electorate.
Re: Funny news stories
Posted: May 7, 2015, 1:19 pm
by Green eyed Mick
It won't go to court but what a lot of fun it would be watching guys like Dan Savage being cross-examined by this ****.
Re: Funny news stories
Posted: May 7, 2015, 1:34 pm
by Manbush
I want to see Stephen Fry in the box
Re: Funny news stories
Posted: May 7, 2015, 4:23 pm
by Seiffert82
Poor Stephen. Why would you wish that upon somebody manbust?
Re: Funny news stories
Posted: May 7, 2015, 4:33 pm
by Manbush
On the stand I meant being cross examined
Re: Funny news stories
Posted: May 23, 2015, 2:01 pm
by Manbush
Religion thread or this one, suits both
India: 400 men cut off their testicles to 'get closer to God' following advice from 'guru'
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/india-400-men- ... ru-1489971
Re: Funny news stories
Posted: May 23, 2015, 4:05 pm
by Shadow Boxer
Manbush wrote:I want to see Stephen Fry in the box
I just read Stephen frys book.
It's pretty funny, starts off about his early life and then spends the rest of the book talking about his 15 year long raging cocaine addiction.
He really, really liked coke.
Re: Funny news stories
Posted: May 31, 2015, 10:55 pm
by Schifty
Ancient 2,400-year-old gold bongs discovered in Russia
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/scien ... 85876.html
Re: Funny news stories
Posted: May 31, 2015, 11:00 pm
by reptar
Did they have cancer in ancient Russia?
Re: Funny news stories
Posted: June 2, 2015, 11:47 pm
by Seiffert82
Re: Funny news stories
Posted: July 2, 2015, 1:00 pm
by Manchild
Black friends furious after Google Photos app tags them as gorillas
GOOGLE has been forced to apologise after its new Photos app automatically tagged photos of black people as ‘gorillas’.
The internet giant’s latest Google Photos application uses an auto-tagging feature to help organise uploaded images.
But the app was anything but helpful for Jacky Alcine, whose selfie with a friend was grouped into a collection called ‘gorillas’.
http://mobile.news.com.au/technology/on ... 7424486999
Re: Funny news stories
Posted: July 3, 2015, 10:15 pm
by Schifty
Man drinks 10 beers, tells boss to 'f--- off', wins claim for unfair dismissal
An employment tribunal has ruled that a man who sexually harassed female colleagues and told his bosses to “f--k off” at a Christmas function was unfairly dismissed, in part because unlimited quantities of alcohol were served.
The employee has not been named, but he was a team leader with a road building company.
http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/m ... bkXLARIBMl
Re: Funny news stories
Posted: July 4, 2015, 12:57 am
by Manchild
Schifty wrote:Man drinks 10 beers, tells boss to 'f--- off', wins claim for unfair dismissal
An employment tribunal has ruled that a man who sexually harassed female colleagues and told his bosses to “f--k off” at a Christmas function was unfairly dismissed, in part because unlimited quantities of alcohol were served.
The employee has not been named, but he was a team leader with a road building company.
http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/m ... bkXLARIBMl
Manbush running amok at his christmas party again.
Re: Funny news stories
Posted: July 4, 2015, 8:14 am
by Manbush
Hey I don't need to be drunk to tell my boss to **** off, I do that daily sober
Re: Funny news stories
Posted: July 4, 2015, 3:13 pm
by Manchild
Manbush wrote:Hey I don't need to be drunk to tell my boss to **** off, I do that daily sober
Do you consider being baked out of your brain on weed being sober?
Re: Funny news stories
Posted: July 4, 2015, 3:57 pm
by Manbush
Never at work mate haven't for over 15years, could quite easily and get away with it but don't have the urge to, time and place for it. Work and funerals are no stoned zones for me.
Re: Funny news stories
Posted: July 4, 2015, 9:56 pm
by Manchild
Re: Funny news stories
Posted: July 4, 2015, 10:00 pm
by reptar
Manbush wrote:Never at work mate haven't for over 15years, could quite easily and get away with it
The office called to say if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Friday.
Out of context, that looks so odd.
Re: Funny news stories
Posted: July 5, 2015, 4:55 pm
by Schifty
Neo-Nazis try to hold rally in London, about five people turn up:
http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/n ... byI3lnSPzl
Another feel good story
Re: Funny news stories
Posted: July 5, 2015, 6:00 pm
by The Nickman
Manchild wrote:Schifty wrote:Man drinks 10 beers, tells boss to 'f--- off', wins claim for unfair dismissal
An employment tribunal has ruled that a man who sexually harassed female colleagues and told his bosses to “f--k off” at a Christmas function was unfairly dismissed, in part because unlimited quantities of alcohol were served.
The employee has not been named, but he was a team leader with a road building company.
http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/m ... bkXLARIBMl
Manbush running amok at his christmas party again.
Hahahaha either Manbush or Pigman
Re: Funny news stories
Posted: July 15, 2015, 7:13 pm
by Baywatch
Womens buttocks implants explode while squatting in gym for instagram video. Cop that, **** ridiculous.
http://www.news4sanantonio.com/news/fea ... 1998.shtml
Re: Funny news stories
Posted: August 3, 2015, 4:04 pm
by Raidersrawesome
Hey Dad actor Robert Hughes gets attacked with human excrement by fellow prisoners
HEY Dad actor Robert Hughes was covered in human faeces and urine by prison inmates who “unloaded” on him on his first day in jail. Hughes, the Australian television celebrity sentenced last year for indecently assaulting four victims, was attacked by prisoners as he walked into a yard in Goulburn Prison. But not with their fists.
http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/bo ... 7467704064
funny?
yeah
Re: Funny news stories
Posted: August 3, 2015, 4:11 pm
by Manbush
Ken oath it's funny, good on the prisoners
My best mate during primary school his sister (good mates at the time with my brother) was on that show, never saw her name mentioned during all the **** with him thankfully, she might've been a bit too old for him at the time.