Raiders Review with Blake and The Pork

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Re: Raiders Review with Blake and The Pork

Post by gangrenous » June 8, 2019, 4:49 pm

When your heart’s desire
Is for BankWest spoonerised
Go Master Bateman!

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Re: Raiders Review with Blake and The Pork

Post by greeneyed » June 8, 2019, 9:15 pm

That's not a haiku!*

* I admit I have no idea what a haiku is, let alone if something is a haiku or not.
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Re: Raiders Review with Blake and The Pork

Post by gangrenous » June 8, 2019, 10:07 pm

T_R on holidays and asked you to fill in GE?

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Re: Raiders Review with Blake and The Pork

Post by greeneyed » June 8, 2019, 10:36 pm

There's a hidden message in that post!
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Re: Raiders Review with Blake and The Pork

Post by gangrenous » June 9, 2019, 8:08 am

No, I’m legitimately curious if T_R is on holidays!

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Re: Raiders Review with Blake and The Pork

Post by greeneyed » June 9, 2019, 9:37 am

gangrenous wrote:No, I’m legitimately curious if T_R is on holidays! Image
Oh, I see if you read on Tapatalk, the message isn’t hidden at all!


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Re: Raiders Review with Blake and The Pork

Post by gangrenous » June 9, 2019, 11:34 am

I thought I knew what we were talking about, and now I’m confused... and I think it’s my fault

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Re: Raiders Review with Blake and The Pork

Post by greeneyed » June 9, 2019, 1:11 pm

greeneyed wrote:
June 8, 2019, 9:15 pm
That's not a haiku!*

* I admit I have no idea what a haiku is, let alone if something is a haiku or not.
Highlight all the post.
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Re: Raiders Review with Blake and The Pork

Post by gangrenous » June 9, 2019, 2:07 pm

Ah right, I only ever viewed it on tapatalk. So as you noted it wasn’t so hidden! I thought you were referring to my Haiku, which is more than just a single entendre...

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Raiders Review with Blake and The Pork

Post by gangrenous » June 11, 2019, 11:14 pm

Disclaimers:
* My wife drives a manual better than I do
* I’m not a fan of Pork as a euphemism for... you know. Find it crass and a bit disrespectful. So I’ve renamed The Pork to The Hug for the duration of my Haiku so I can feel marginally better about my life choices as I pour vodka on my Cheerios.

Can you hear that noise?
My wife driving a stick shift
That’s what grinds my gears

What’s the difference
Between hosts Blake and The Hug
You can’t Blake your wife

I just showed my wife
My last two Haikus, and now
There’s no difference

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