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Nice. Every now and then you just need to let nature (and old ladies) know who's boss.
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Another tree gone. I think I just felt it get a little hotter...

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gergreg wrote: August 28, 2020, 8:30 pm So I had a 20m eucalyptus tree (pic) chopped from behind my garage today because it hung over the garage. As soon as the lads fired up the chainsaw this old woman appears from out of nowhere, eyes all lit up. She walks over to me and straight up 'what are you doing with the wood' so I said 'I want to check over it for some nice pieces for some woodwork and a friend wants some firewood, but I'll leave some for you'. Without a word of response she wanders over to the foreman and starts talking to him.

So she disappears and comes back 45 minutes later with a trolley jack and a plate of scones for the blokes and then as they're having a break - not finished the job - she just starts helping herself. Again, out of nowhere her neighbour, also an old bugger comes scurrying over with a wheelbarrow 'I'll give you a hand' and she responds 'nah, just help yourself'.... So I'm getting a bit steamed up but let them grab a couple of loads but the final straw. They've actually set a winch around the tree and one of them has chainsawed the base and they're trying to drag a 5m section to the ground (pic) and she's in there picking up more logs. They're all yelling at her to get out of the way and she's ignoring them.

So I'd had enough. Wandered over, intercepting her. I said 'that's enough, no more' she just looks at me dumbfounded 'they said I could help myself '.. I said 'this is my land, that's my house' pointing to my house .. 'but it's strata land...' I cut her off, 'no this is my land and besides you're not even a part of this strata, you don't pay rates or strata fees for this land'.... 'oh but I know [name].... '
I just looked at her and she finally backed off. And stood 30 metres away watching them finish the job.

Now most here know me enough to know I am a petty, petty man. I spent the next two hours shifting probably a 2 truck loads of wood, just so they didn't get any more.

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T_R wrote:Another tree gone. I think I just felt it get a little hotter...

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Wait till the heady aroma of decomposing koala fills the warm summer air.

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You want moderation because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that forum -- you need me on that forum. We use words like "stay on topic," "use the appropriate forum," "please delete." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very moderation that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you get a green handle and edit a post. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think about moderation.
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T_R wrote:Another tree gone. I think I just felt it get a little hotter...

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Are you having flashbacks to your land clearing experience for your estate? A dozen endangered species hit the bricks in Noosa and I'm guessing the wollemi pine sauna is a thing of beauty?

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gergreg wrote:
T_R wrote:Another tree gone. I think I just felt it get a little hotter...

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Are you having flashbacks to your land clearing experience for your estate? A dozen endangered species hit the bricks in Noosa and I'm guessing the wollemi pine sauna is a thing of beauty?

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gergreg wrote:
T_R wrote:Another tree gone. I think I just felt it get a little hotter...

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Are you having flashbacks to your land clearing experience for your estate? A dozen endangered species hit the bricks in Noosa and I'm guessing the wollemi pine sauna is a thing of beauty?

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I am at one with nature.

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Son, we live in a world that has forums, and those forums have to be guarded by Mods. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Nickman? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Lucy, and you curse GE. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that GE’s moderation, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, keeps threads on track and under the appropriately sized, highlighted green headings.
You want moderation because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that forum -- you need me on that forum. We use words like "stay on topic," "use the appropriate forum," "please delete." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very moderation that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you get a green handle and edit a post. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think about moderation.
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A million tress being knocked over every year to build homes..
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-PJ- wrote:A million tress being knocked over every year to build homes..
I've probably thrown about 1000 seeds into pots within the past 3 months.

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I'm planting natives everywhere

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bonehead wrote:I'm planting natives everywhere

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What sort?

I grab about 30 allocasaurina (sheoak) seed pods and seeing how many I can sprout.

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gergreg wrote: August 29, 2020, 9:27 am
T_R wrote:Another tree gone. I think I just felt it get a little hotter...

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We've all seen the T_R robes before with each patch from a previously endangered species.
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zim wrote:
gergreg wrote: August 29, 2020, 9:27 am
T_R wrote:Another tree gone. I think I just felt it get a little hotter...

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Are you having flashbacks to your land clearing experience for your estate? A dozen endangered species hit the bricks in Noosa and I'm guessing the wollemi pine sauna is a thing of beauty?
We've all seen the T_R robes before with each patch from a previously endangered species.
Ahh yes, T_R and his Technimammal Dreamcoat.

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Look how I spelt trees ^^^back there.

No one pulled me up.

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gergreg wrote:
bonehead wrote:I'm planting natives everywhere

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What sort?

I grab about 30 allocasaurina (sheoak) seed pods and seeing how many I can sprout.

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grevillea, callistamon, banksias, hakeas

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Hey guys..

I've just received some bad news.

The man killed by a shark yesterday on the Gold Coast was a mate of mine. We grew up in the same street together. When I left home to join the Army I hadn't seen him for years until funnily enough..without me knowing he'd joined the Army as well and we ran into each other in Sydney. Anyway after discharging from the military and both of us going our seperate ways I hadn't heard from him in over 20yrs. He'd been living in Canberra..

So sad..

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Holy hell PJ. Sorry to hear. I hope you’re keeping well and looking after yourself
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Really sorry to hear that PJ.
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Yeah it's been a rough day..

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Sorry to hear mate. Hope you're keeping well.
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zim wrote: September 9, 2020, 8:02 pm Sorry to hear mate. Hope you're keeping well.
Thanks zim.

His parents still live in the same house. I must go and say hello.

Terrible stuff.
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-PJ- wrote:
zim wrote: September 9, 2020, 8:02 pm Sorry to hear mate. Hope you're keeping well.
Thanks zim.

His parents still live in the same house. I must go and say hello.

Terrible stuff.
sorry to hear mate that sucks

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Cheers boner..
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My next batch is bottled, and doing their secondary fermenting. Should be ready to drink 24th October. This is a chocolate stout, which is an original recipe from my brewing supplier.

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I'd happily join your quality control team Fui, make sure it's good stuff ya know !!
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When I start expanding my enterprise Peej, you'll be the first on the list!

There's a brewery in Penrith who has leased a Kennards Storage-sized unit in an industrial area. Basically decked the place out with his brewing setup, and cross promotes all the local food trucks. So on set nights, he'll bring a different truck in to supply the food and they provide the drinks. It's a brilliant idea!

I think I'll need to invest in a Kegerator soon. From all accounts kegging beers is a much quicker process, because it cuts out the 6 week secondary fermenting stage
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Fuifui Bradbrad wrote:When I start expanding my enterprise Peej, you'll be the first on the list!

There's a brewery in Penrith who has leased a Kennards Storage-sized unit in an industrial area. Basically decked the place out with his brewing setup, and cross promotes all the local food trucks. So on set nights, he'll bring a different truck in to supply the food and they provide the drinks. It's a brilliant idea!

I think I'll need to invest in a Kegerator soon. From all accounts kegging beers is a much quicker process, because it cuts out the 6 week secondary fermenting stage
my cousin ran a twin keg set-up in an old fridge, had it against a wall so the taps were mounted on the other side was a really neat set-up all hidden nicely.
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Yeah I've seen YouTube videos to convert fridges to Kegerators. I want to compare the costs and see how I go. Also trying to convince Mrs Fui that I need a sink in the garage. The bathroom and Garage both share the wall where the plumbing is, so it could be done.

I could just imagine selling the place in a few years, with prospective buyers wondering why on earth someone would have a sink in the garage
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Fuifui Bradbrad wrote:Yeah I've seen YouTube videos to convert fridges to Kegerators. I want to compare the costs and see how I go. Also trying to convince Mrs Fui that I need a sink in the garage. The bathroom and Garage both share the wall where the plumbing is, so it could be done.

I could just imagine selling the place in a few years, with prospective buyers wondering why on earth someone would have a sink in the garage
or why the bathroom sink smells like a brewery

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I did home brew back in the 90s. I had plenty ready to drink and plenty on the boil at all times.

Cleaning the bottles was getting me down so I stopped brewing.

The paling fence in my backyard was quite a sight. Both the top and bottom runner of the fence had 6 inch nails evenly spaced where I used to hang the bottles to dry.
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-PJ- wrote:I did home brew back in the 90s. I had plenty ready to drink and plenty on the boil at all times.

Cleaning the bottles was getting me down so I stopped brewing.

The paling fence in my backyard was quite a sight. Both the top and bottom runner of the fence had 6 inch nails evenly spaced where I used to hang the bottles to dry.
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Yeah cleaning used to be a punish. I bought this setup which has made it quicker.

So at the top is a set up where you fill the bowl with sanitiser, then put the bottle over that white bit and it shoots the sanitiser into the bottle.

Then you don’t waste sanitiser, because it goes back into the bowl.

Also looking forward to December, because it could double as an Xmas tree.
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Hahaha how good is the vernacular of this forum that we’ve turned the word “punish” into a noun?
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It's a great word..punish.

I've been using it on MIL.
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