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Site will be down... Saturday from 10am

Post by The Greenhouse » January 16, 2019, 7:34 am

The Greenhouse will be down for a phpbb and Tapatalk update from 10am this Saturday. It might take a few hours, but hopefully it will iron out the bugs we've been experiencing, particularly with the mobile apps. Thanks very much to zim for volunteering to do the updates. And thanks also to nacho, who also came forward to help the site.

We may have a further outage for a switch over to Google auto ads prior to the start of the season.

We apologise in advance for any inconvenience it causes the members and users of the site.

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Re: Site will be down... Saturday from 10am

Post by gangrenous » January 16, 2019, 7:48 am

Will there be any counselling offered?

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Re: Site will be down... Saturday from 10am

Post by -PJ- » January 16, 2019, 8:06 am

Or compensation ??

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Re: Site will be down... Saturday from 10am

Post by T_R » January 16, 2019, 8:15 am

Unacceptable
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Son, we live in a world that has forums, and those forums have to be guarded by Mods. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Nickman? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Lucy, and you curse GE. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that GE’s moderation, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, keeps threads on track and under the appropriately sized, highlighted green headings.
You want moderation because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that forum -- you need me on that forum. We use words like "stay on topic," "use the appropriate forum," "please delete." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very moderation that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you get a green handle and edit a post. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think about moderation.

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Re: Site will be down... Saturday from 10am

Post by Dusty » January 16, 2019, 8:33 am

Saturday
10:01am

Dylan Edwards spotted at Raiders HQ


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Re: Site will be down... Saturday from 10am

Post by Sid » January 16, 2019, 9:01 am

What will I do with my life at 10am on a Saturday?
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Re: Site will be down... Saturday from 10am

Post by Rick » January 16, 2019, 9:46 am

Sid wrote:What will I do with my life at 10am on a Saturday?
Good time to visit mum and Dad?


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Re: Site will be down... Saturday from 10am

Post by Sid » January 16, 2019, 9:50 am

Rick wrote:
January 16, 2019, 9:46 am
Sid wrote:What will I do with my life at 10am on a Saturday?
Good time to visit mum and Dad?


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Mum will be in QLD.. so yeah :lol:
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Re: Site will be down... Saturday from 10am

Post by Rick » January 16, 2019, 11:39 am

......I did not know that Image


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Re: Site will be down... Saturday from 10am

Post by LP Raider » January 16, 2019, 4:36 pm

We can blame everything on Zim.

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Re: Site will be down... Saturday from 10am

Post by Sid » January 16, 2019, 5:14 pm

Additions and Fixes
- Installing DylanEdwards.exe
- Fixing a bug causing moderators to automatic reply to all posts with 'back on topic thanks'
- Prevents stray moisturiser bottles causing crashes during times of high traffic
- Smoothing of Canberra Mountain Bike Tracks
- Trial 2.0 installation for fitness performance fixes
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Re: Site will be down... Saturday from 10am

Post by greeneyed » January 16, 2019, 5:27 pm

Sid wrote:
January 16, 2019, 5:14 pm
Additions and Fixes
- Installing DylanEdwards.exe
- Fixing a bug causing moderators to automatic reply to all posts with 'back on topic thanks'
- Prevents stray moisturiser bottles causing crashes during times of high traffic
- Smoothing of Canberra Mountain Bike Tracks
- Trial 2.0 installation for fitness performance fixes
Back on topic thanks.
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Re: Site will be down... Saturday from 10am

Post by PigRickman » January 16, 2019, 5:46 pm

Call me big papi
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Re: Site will be down... Saturday from 10am

Post by gangrenous » January 16, 2019, 7:37 pm

Come here big papi

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Re: Site will be down... Saturday from 10am

Post by Matt » January 17, 2019, 8:25 am

Sid wrote:
January 16, 2019, 5:14 pm
Additions and Fixes
- Installing DylanEdwards.exe
- Fixing a bug causing moderators to automatic reply to all posts with 'back on topic thanks'
- Prevents stray moisturiser bottles causing crashes during times of high traffic
- Smoothing of Canberra Mountain Bike Tracks
- Trial 2.0 installation for fitness performance fixes
:clap:

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Re: Site will be down... Saturday from 10am

Post by T_R » January 17, 2019, 9:50 am

greeneyed wrote:
Sid wrote:
January 16, 2019, 5:14 pm
Additions and Fixes
- Installing DylanEdwards.exe
- Fixing a bug causing moderators to automatic reply to all posts with 'back on topic thanks'
- Prevents stray moisturiser bottles causing crashes during times of high traffic
- Smoothing of Canberra Mountain Bike Tracks
- Trial 2.0 installation for fitness performance fixes
Back on topic thanks.
It worked!
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Son, we live in a world that has forums, and those forums have to be guarded by Mods. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Nickman? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Lucy, and you curse GE. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that GE’s moderation, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, keeps threads on track and under the appropriately sized, highlighted green headings.
You want moderation because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that forum -- you need me on that forum. We use words like "stay on topic," "use the appropriate forum," "please delete." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very moderation that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you get a green handle and edit a post. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think about moderation.

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Re: Site will be down... Saturday from 10am

Post by greeneyed » January 17, 2019, 11:56 am

T_R wrote:
January 17, 2019, 9:50 am
greeneyed wrote:
Sid wrote:
January 16, 2019, 5:14 pm
Additions and Fixes
- Installing DylanEdwards.exe
- Fixing a bug causing moderators to automatic reply to all posts with 'back on topic thanks'
- Prevents stray moisturiser bottles causing crashes during times of high traffic
- Smoothing of Canberra Mountain Bike Tracks
- Trial 2.0 installation for fitness performance fixes
Back on topic thanks.
It worked!
Time will tell whether zim can fix that one!
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Re: Site will be down... Saturday from 10am

Post by nacho » January 18, 2019, 8:29 am

Source?!

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Re: Site will be down... Saturday from 10am

Post by -TW- » January 18, 2019, 9:33 am

nacho wrote:Source?!
The lurker

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Re: Site will be down... Saturday from 10am

Post by dubby » January 18, 2019, 6:25 pm

-PJ- wrote:Or compensation ??

I have no friends.
I'm your friend, Bruce.

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Re: Site will be down... Saturday from 10am

Post by -PJ- » January 19, 2019, 6:06 am

Oh dubs..

Any suggestions on what to do from 10am ?

It's too hot to mow..
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Re: Site will be down... Saturday from 10am

Post by bonehead » January 19, 2019, 6:32 am

-PJ- wrote:Oh dubs..

Any suggestions on what to do from 10am ?

It's too hot to mow..
meet me at kurri for a pie and haircut

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Re: Site will be down... Saturday from 10am

Post by -PJ- » January 19, 2019, 6:34 am

bonehead wrote:
January 19, 2019, 6:32 am
-PJ- wrote:Oh dubs..

Any suggestions on what to do from 10am ?

It's too hot to mow..
meet me at kurri for a pie and haircut

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A barber in Kurri that serves pies while cutting your hair..

It's definately an option.

How are you boner ? I trust Xmas/New Beer period was good to you and yours.
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Re: Site will be down... Saturday from 10am

Post by gergreg » January 19, 2019, 8:16 am

Is the shutdown this morning? GE, why didn't you give us all some sort of heads up that this was happening?

I guess I'll go hangout at Bunnings for an hour or so. I'm going to build a small enclosure with some wood I had lying around. I need to buy some shade cloth and maybe some brackets and screws. A few of my plants/trees got a little burnt in the recent hot weather.

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Re: Site will be down... Saturday from 10am

Post by T_R » January 19, 2019, 12:05 pm

That was horrible
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Son, we live in a world that has forums, and those forums have to be guarded by Mods. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Nickman? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Lucy, and you curse GE. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that GE’s moderation, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, keeps threads on track and under the appropriately sized, highlighted green headings.
You want moderation because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that forum -- you need me on that forum. We use words like "stay on topic," "use the appropriate forum," "please delete." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very moderation that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you get a green handle and edit a post. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think about moderation.

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Re: Site will be down... Saturday from 10am

Post by greeneyed » January 19, 2019, 12:26 pm

Looks like it'll be happening again... as the back up of the site failed... so zim will try and sort that out with the hosts and try again. Will advise people when the site will go down again. Thanks to zim for spending so much of his time on it for us.
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Re: Site will be down... Saturday from 10am

Post by nacho » January 19, 2019, 1:00 pm

At this point I am still available, and sober, if you need me

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Re: Site will be down... Saturday from 10am

Post by greeneyed » January 19, 2019, 1:05 pm

Thanks nacho!
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Re: Site will be down... Saturday from 10am

Post by -PJ- » January 19, 2019, 2:21 pm

My wife and I spent valuable time together while this site was down.
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Site will be down... Saturday from 10am

Post by Fuifui Bradbrad » January 19, 2019, 2:43 pm

-PJ- wrote:My wife and I spent valuable time together while this site was down.
Beat me to it. I was going to say I’m expecting a bunch of baby photos in the Off Topic thread in 9 months time.

Probably be the best thing to happen in terms of future memberships. Ben will be thanking us in 18 years time
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Re: Site will be down... Saturday from 10am

Post by nacho » January 26, 2019, 11:00 pm

:) <3

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