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Welcome to Matt to the moderation team

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Join with me in congratulating Matt on joining The GH moderators team. Matt has done a huge amount of work for the site since he joined, not least writing a controversial column every week!

And thanks Matt for all your contributions!
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Welcome to the salt mines, Comrade.
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Son, we live in a world that has forums, and those forums have to be guarded by Mods. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Nickman? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Lucy, and you curse GE. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that GE’s moderation, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, keeps threads on track and under the appropriately sized, highlighted green headings.
You want moderation because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that forum -- you need me on that forum. We use words like "stay on topic," "use the appropriate forum," "please delete." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very moderation that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you get a green handle and edit a post. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think about moderation.
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Congrats Matt.
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Welcome Matt!!
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Good job, Statt!! Tell us by how many % you'll do a better job than the rest of them!
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Well deserved stattistics

You'll be back with us plebs in no time
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Nice 1 Matt.
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Congrats matt. I look forward to having my posts edited by you instead of those other f wits
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Matt > Slater.
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Does anyone else notice the irony of a thread about the moderation team being in the "Greenhouse Issues" forum?
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Congrats Matt! Well deserved
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Shezza wrote:Does anyone else notice the irony of a thread about the moderation team being in the "Greenhouse Issues" forum?
I think this thread is exactly where it belongs
CREATE PROCEDURE BotMan_Post AS
SELECT * FROM Previous_Post
EXEC quote_post
WHERE UserName = 'Aknalkfgnaa' OR 'Yeah Raiders' OR 'Billy B'
EXEC RAND(good_grief; cheak_notes; uh82cit;)

GO;
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Shezza wrote:Does anyone else notice the irony of a thread about the moderation team being in the "Greenhouse Issues" forum?
I'll pay that :lol:
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Hahahahaha good grief! Matt will probably start issuing out warnings for people not using enough statistics or posts under three paragraphs long!! On a positive note: Stuat will be just fine under these new guidelines.

Seriously though, I like Matt. He might be a complete mental case, but he's OUR complete mental case. Congrats buddy.
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Congratulations Stat.
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Yet another hand picked appointment to reinforce a faction of the GH.. Imagine my surprise.
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As in responsible people who work hard for the site. :)
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How come IronRaider didnt get a look in?
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simo wrote:How come IronRaider didnt get a look in?
He's the Kurt Baptiste of The Greenhouse
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Son, we live in a world that has forums, and those forums have to be guarded by Mods. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Nickman? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Lucy, and you curse GE. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that GE’s moderation, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, keeps threads on track and under the appropriately sized, highlighted green headings.
You want moderation because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that forum -- you need me on that forum. We use words like "stay on topic," "use the appropriate forum," "please delete." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very moderation that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you get a green handle and edit a post. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think about moderation.
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Edit
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Reason: Them's fightin' words.
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T_R wrote:
simo wrote:How come IronRaider didnt get a look in?
He's the Kurt Baptiste of The Greenhouse
More like the Danny Williams.
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Do you think it's a conspiracy, Nickman?
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dubby wrote:Do you think it's a conspiracy, Nickman?
What?? No, I like Matt, unlike the rest of you... Mods.
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Schifty wrote:Yet another hand picked appointment to reinforce a faction of the GH.. Imagine my surprise.
Ole GE and his captains picks hey
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Lenny Leonard wrote:
Schifty wrote:Yet another hand picked appointment to reinforce a faction of the GH.. Imagine my surprise.
Ole GE and his captains picks hey
Does that make TR the Malcolm Turnbull of the GH ?
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All moderators are invited to take the role, after discussion amongst the all the Administrators.
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Schifty wrote:
Lenny Leonard wrote:
Schifty wrote:Yet another hand picked appointment to reinforce a faction of the GH.. Imagine my surprise.
Ole GE and his captains picks hey
Does that make TR the Malcolm Turnbull of the GH ?
TR = Sir Joh Bjelke-Peterson
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greeneyed wrote:All moderators are invited to take the role, after discussion amongst the all the Administrators.
Looks like Pigman has hacked the greeneyed account

What a day!!
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Schifty wrote:
Lenny Leonard wrote:
Schifty wrote:Yet another hand picked appointment to reinforce a faction of the GH.. Imagine my surprise.
Ole GE and his captains picks hey
Does that make TR the Malcolm Turnbull of the GH ?
I don't leak, that's the difference.
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Son, we live in a world that has forums, and those forums have to be guarded by Mods. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Nickman? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Lucy, and you curse GE. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that GE’s moderation, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, keeps threads on track and under the appropriately sized, highlighted green headings.
You want moderation because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that forum -- you need me on that forum. We use words like "stay on topic," "use the appropriate forum," "please delete." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very moderation that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you get a green handle and edit a post. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think about moderation.
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T_R wrote:
Schifty wrote:
Lenny Leonard wrote:
Schifty wrote:Yet another hand picked appointment to reinforce a faction of the GH.. Imagine my surprise.
Ole GE and his captains picks hey
Does that make TR the Malcolm Turnbull of the GH ?
I don't leak, that's the difference.
There's a joke there, but you've had a rough enough day as it is.
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What's the bet Matt gets a more lucrative offer from The Chook Pen and bails the first chance he gets.

I've seen this movie before.
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greeneyed wrote:As in responsible people who work hard for the site. :)
So how did TR get a guernsey?

A racist conspiracy loving crackpot on the moderator team. Good grief, sort it out GE!
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Good looks.
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Son, we live in a world that has forums, and those forums have to be guarded by Mods. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Nickman? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Lucy, and you curse GE. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that GE’s moderation, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, keeps threads on track and under the appropriately sized, highlighted green headings.
You want moderation because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that forum -- you need me on that forum. We use words like "stay on topic," "use the appropriate forum," "please delete." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very moderation that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you get a green handle and edit a post. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think about moderation.
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DJ89 wrote:What's the bet Matt gets a more lucrative offer from The Chook Pen and bails the first chance he gets.

I've seen this movie before.
NRL should be doing more to help footy forums hold onto their juniors. Particularly when you see the development The Greenhouse has put into its administrators only for them to end out posting for the chookpen or the kennel
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This place has never been the same since we lost billyt to the Broncos forum
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