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Lurch
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The Botany Bay Pigs Fly

The Pigs have commenced their assault on the competition with a first round murder of the Souls, winning 34 - 0. The Botany Bay team came out all guns blazing and finished in fine form, with the standout performers being Cameron Smith, Wade McKinnon and underrated Glenn Stewart. This impressive performance has seen them earn top spot on the ladder. Coach Lurch acknowledges that a good start to the season is vital if the Pigs want to book a ticket to the finals.

The Botany Bay Pigs have also unveiled their new logo for season 2007. Lurch commented on the logo, saying "I like it. Its got pink. I like pink. Plus we think its better than that Avengers logo. Haven't they already used that before? What a fraud!".

The 2007 squad lines up like this:
1. Wade McKinnon
2. Jake Webster
3. Gavin Cooper
4. Willie Tonga
5. Brenton Bowen
6. Michael Witt
7. Tim Smith
8. Brent Kite
9. Cameron Smith
10. Dan Hunt
11. Lance Thompson
12. Glenn Stewart
13. Kirk Reynoldson

14. Mark Henry
15. Jeremy Smith
16. Clint Newton
17. Tony Caine

18. Lelea Paea
19. Richard Fa'aoso
20. Adam Peek
21. Jackson Nicolau
22. Paul Stephenson
23. Setaimata Sa
24. John Williams
25. Stuart Webb
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Post by Peter »

The question on everyones lips is how you so easily disposed of this team below.

1. Brackin Henry
2. Chris Lawrence
3. Andrew Emelio
4. Mark O'Halloran
5. Not Selected
6. Adam Dykes
7. Not Selected
13. Rod Jensen
12. Jesse Royal
11. Cory Paterson
10. Ben Cross
9. John Te Reo
8. Not Selected
14. Feleti Mateo
15. Constantine Mika
16. Scott Bolton
17. Ben Te'o
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:lol: No comment
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Post by Nick »

Ben Cross is a great includsion in that squad
benny cross... whatta legend!
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Cops Are Tops As Pigs Lead Comp

A perfect start to the season has seen the Botany Bay Pigs maintain their position at the top of the ladder with a comfortable win over the Lismore Vikings 36 - 18. Their second win from as many games was played in front of a huge home crowd at the Cop Shop with Lance Thompson the standout performer.

Coach Lurch was pleased with the effort from his team but acknowledges that bigger challenges are looming. Not including next week though, with the pitiful Avengers looking forward to a miserable season. Coach Lurch said about the upcoming match, "The Avengers? I thought we had the bye. Meh, I suppose its two points either way".

Botany Bay are among six teams that remain undefeated for the season, with the **** Pirates, the SuperHappyGayFriends, and the PeterEaters in the top four.
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Reynoldson Disappears: Suspicious

The Botany Bay Pigs have had a major setback in the lead up to their Round 3 match with lock Kirk Reynoldson failing to appear at training. The matter is being treated as suspicious as all attempts to contact Reynoldson have failed. He is now listed as a missing person and Police hold grave fears for his safety.

Police investigations have revealed that Reynoldson was last seen leaving the Mascot TAB where records indicate that the lock collected just under $5000 in winnings after placing a large bet on the Superfriends to defeat the ACT Avengers. Witnesses have told Police that at the time Reynoldson collected his winnings, coach of the Avengers Chopper Read was seen to be in the corner of TAB stroking his moustache while watching Reynoldson.

CCTV footage has confirmed that a man matching Choppers description was present at the location. Police have attempted to question Chopper in relation to the disappearance of Reynoldson but have all attempts have been fruitless. Police have been met by Choppers answering machine which contains a suspicous recorded message, with Chopper saying, "Chopper here, eh, leave a message. If your a Pig looking for that bald headed homosexual, I know nuffin, so kindly f*** off after the beep f***in beep".

Investigations are continuing.
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Reynoldson Located

The Botany Bay Pigs and NSW Police have announced that missing person Kirk Reynoldson has been located safe and well. Reynoldson has remained tight lipped as to the reason for his disappearance after having returned to the team immediately after their embarassing loss to Chopper Reid's ACT Avengers.

Reynoldson has refused to supply any information to Police in relation to his disappearance, denying that Chopper Read was involved. Chopper is no longer listed as a person of interest, as Police are unable to make any further investigations due Reynoldson's unwillingness to assist in the matter.

In other news, Mark "Chopper" Read is being investigated after declaring himself bankrupt with a credit card debt of almost $80,000. It has been reported that Chopper spent $1000 a day gambling for a year

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/ ... 62,00.html

Police believed it to be very coincidental that Reynoldson was last seen collecting a considerate sum of money at a TAB while Chopper Read was seen to be nearby, given the revelations that the legendary standover man is in financial crisis.
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