The season launch of Kris_man's
Malabar Meditations kicked off last night, in less than spectacular fashion. But that is the team's style: a no frills, football-first mentality. This team is all about positive energy, harnessing the positive aura and flushing out the negative. Training sessions involve such exercises as meditation, yoga and prayer therapy. To back up this rigorous regime requires a closely monitored diet, that's why the personnel engage in fasting for periods anywhere up to a month.
And when talking about calmness and serenity, who better to look to than the enigmatic Frank Grimes. Although "Grimesy" has passed away, the spiritual gurus employed by the team are able to contact him in his afterlife (which he likes to call "life proper"), these gurus acting as mediums between Coach Grimesy and his players.
This has been Ken Nagas, publicist and head trainer of the Malabar Meditations.
Proposed logo of the Meditations.
Kenny sporting the team jersey.
