Calwell Cocks officially fold
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Calwell Cocks officially fold
The Speaker City Calwell Cocks have officially withdrawn from the 2006 Greenhouse Cup competition. "There's just no real competition for us" Cocks CEO Raider Azz said. "Besides Kris_man, of course. The rest, however, are utter ****." Coach Foghorn Leghorn has not picked a side for 3 weeks, since he mysteriously disappeared whilst at training at Calwell Playing Fields. The fact Raider Azz had roast chicken that night was "purely coincidental" he said. Raider Azz leaves for Cuba tomorrow to retire with ex-Cameraman coach George Costanza.
The Cocks' withdrawl from the Cup means that the Horny Hasslehoffs are now outright favourites for this years title. Liverpool RLFC are still wooden spoon favourites.
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Re: Calwell Cocks officially fold
Raider Azz wrote:just remember guys, if you're going to give it a shot, MAKE SURE YOU COMMIT TO THE FULL SEASON! last season we had a few people (*cough tonio cough*) who stopped picking their team halfway through the season and it let everyone else down. if everyone participates all year it makes for an exciting competition!
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Singo, coach of undefeated comp leaders, Kilaben Killers, paid for Raider Azz's tickets and was sure they were one way after being snubbed for competition favouritism.
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Err...President Clinton wrote:Good riddance.
FYI, I stopped picking my team because I was overseas and I still went better than you did.
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