The 2019 Greenhouse Forum Awards Ceremony

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The Nickman wrote: December 20, 2019, 11:48 am
yeh raiders wrote: December 20, 2019, 11:45 am On yah GE ! Great stuff :clap:
Surprised you didn't poll higher in the "Football Brain"... hahaha, no sorry, I can't finish that post.
Do less.
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The Nickman wrote:
yeh raiders wrote: December 20, 2019, 11:45 am On yah GE ! Great stuff :clap:
Surprised you didn't poll higher in the "Football Brain"... hahaha, no sorry, I can't finish that post.
Gee how did you go to being a villain so quick? I mean so few of your posts these days are unprovoked bullying...
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Must be that intermittent fasting. It's turned him into a miserable ****.

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How many years has he been doing that for?
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Sorry, I completely missed all this. I thought these awards went by the wayside!

Well done award winners - particularly the hall of fame inductees, Matt and edwahu; and the Meritorious Service award winners, nacho and zim. :clap:

Thanks particularly to greeneyed and all the mods who make this by far my favourite site on the web. :thumbsup

I had absolutely no idea why I was even nominated as a good football brain. Obviously something to do with the shape of my head. I seriously have no idea - I just love talking about this team. Anyway, all good fun. Thanks for a great year of footy chat everyone.
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Botman is Right and YOU **** KNOW IT

Welcome the real **** awards. Where i tell you how this **** actually **** went down for 2019. The awards handed out the other day... Trash. Absolute trash. Time to right the wrongs

Official hashtag: #BotmanIsTheOnlyMan

The winners are:

Newbie of the Year: LimeGreenMachine
No disrespect to any of the nominees here, all really good new members who have provided some good contributions. LimeGreenMachine gets over the line because i think i vague remember him agreeing with me on something a little controversial, which tells me he knows whats up. Congrats LGM, welcome to the Clique.

Underrated poster: Julian87.
He posts a reasonable amount but never really seems to get the credit he deserves. It helps that we usually agree but but what i like about him most is that he thinks about the game and this team in the right way. He has strong POV's, and is willing to listen to other sides of debate. Unlike me, he's pretty respectful when people disagree and he generally keeps things above the waist, where as i live like a snake... 3 feet lower than a ****.

Funniest Poster: Greeneyed
Go through and check the man's history. Especially around Origin time. The dude is running a shtick that has run so deep and long it's hard to know where it ends and the real fergus begins. But every year it's laughs after laughs after laughs. Even his bumbling, sort of idontknowwhatimdoingdog.gif routine about how he goes about moderatation has made the leap from befuddling to absolute champagne comedy. We've got a budding comedic genius on our hands here. No ifs or buts about it

Forum Villain of the Year: Nickman.
**** that guy. I hate him. We all do now.

Forum Rivalry of the Year: GH Administrators and Billy Walker's VPN
The battle continues to rage on. And to be perfectly honestly, ol BIlly Boy is chalking up W's an alarming rate of knots. We all know who he is, what he is and why he's here but this plucky little Christian lad wont die wondering and the GH administators are floundering, afraid to act. Kudos, Billy. Kudos.

Obsession of the Year: afgtnk and Aidan Sezer
This was a lay down misère, ol Botman and Sam Williams was probably the runner up here but it wasnt particularly competitive. It's a shame to lose this, the forum will miss akdkahjsalsa's Sezer posts, but im sure someone will take his place, in fact i think i already know who it'll be! Im excited for the next era of aslknmsafha posts!

Quality over quantity: Cranky Old Man
I just want more stories about him stacking on a blue with garbos. I think i have the right guy? Im a bit drunk, so maybe i dont, but **** it. Im right, and you know it. Cranky is one of the best posters in the history of the internet.

Best football brain: Botman
I often get accused of being arrogant, and unable to admit i was wrong. But ill admit i was wrong here and now. I've said a few times on this forum that there is a number of people on this site who know more about footy than i'll ever know... that was 100% incorrect. I couldnt have been more wrong about that. I humbly accept this award.

Best Thread of the Year: Matt's Match-ups
Say what you will about the content in this thread and my god, i do. And i will continue to say what i will about that... i mean honestly the mind truly boggles when you wander into that thread to find out that Josh Hodgson has missed 3 games of footy due to injury and the **** Titoooons trudge out ol Botman to play hooker and because i disgraced myself in a 60 point drubbing the week before, but i played minutes god dammit, i win the skin... alarming...

Wait, where was i? Oh right... say what you will about the quality of the analysis in that content, but this is the internet. Content is king, baby.

Worst Thread of the Year: 2019 Grand Final V Roosters: Game Day
**** every single one of you who bumps this. You dont post through **** like this. You bury it deep inside and never address it. And eventually years later, you find yourself obsessing over something random because you never truly filled the void that was left by your dad walking out on you when you were barely 5. Hope your proud of me Dad. Hope you're real proud.
WHY WONT YOU LOVE ME, DAD?

The Missing in Action Award: Shadow Boxer.
I miss you dearly, friend. Come back... i... i love you. I want to be WITH you. 4eva.

Poster of the Year: Nickman
He posts more than any of us and his only real crime is that he loves to much and his heart is too big. I dont understand why we punish him for it. I appreciate you Nickman. Your contribution is not forgotten at least by this man. You and you alone have the power to bring balance to the force. We OG posters are what they grow beyond. This man is growing beyond


Now **** off, i have work to do.
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You forgot the Botman HOF entrant
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gangrenous wrote:
The Nickman wrote:
yeh raiders wrote: December 20, 2019, 11:45 am On yah GE ! Great stuff :clap:
Surprised you didn't poll higher in the "Football Brain"... hahaha, no sorry, I can't finish that post.
Gee how did you go to being a villain so quick? I mean so few of your posts these days are unprovoked bullying...
It was a **** joke! What the hell is wrong with you people?

It was clearly said entirely in jest, good **** grief.
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Haha the Botman awards absolutely nailed it. About **** time I got some god-damned recognition around these parts, too
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The Nickman wrote:
gangrenous wrote:
The Nickman wrote:
yeh raiders wrote: December 20, 2019, 11:45 am On yah GE ! Great stuff :clap:
Surprised you didn't poll higher in the "Football Brain"... hahaha, no sorry, I can't finish that post.
Gee how did you go to being a villain so quick? I mean so few of your posts these days are unprovoked bullying...
It was a **** joke! What the hell is wrong with you people?

It was clearly said entirely in jest, good **** grief.
I know you said it in jest. Doesn’t change my response.

The tone of your posting and jokes changed in the last year imo.
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You decide the “tone” you read my posts in, not me!

Literally every single one of my posts if I was sitting opposite you saying it to your face you would not remotely be offended.
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I remember when you first joined. Mr oh so positive, no amount amount of negativity could drag you down. It was borderline on sickening. We've finally succeeded in dragging you down.

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gergreg wrote:I remember when you first joined. Mr oh so positive, no amount amount of negativity could drag you down. It was borderline on sickening. We've finally succeeded in dragging you down.

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I’m not sure about that, gerg

I’m pretty sure I’m still a fairly positive person... positive you’re all jerks!
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Good write up Botman ^
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gangrenous wrote: December 22, 2019, 8:36 am I know you said it in jest. Doesn’t change my response.

The tone of your posting and jokes changed in the last year imo.
A lot for rickmickglicknickman to work on over the offseason here. Craig McLachlan might be available for some tone and comedy lessons, he has bills to pay.

Expecting 110% over the offseason from you rickmickglicknick and you'll be a real chance of wrestling the brain that most resembles a football award off GE at the 2020 boogs.
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offt marone, the only pat-on-the-back ya'll need is without a doubt, being the most pretentious Raiders fans in the galaxy..yyyyyeeeeessssh
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EVH wrote: December 24, 2019, 4:38 am offt marone, the only pat-on-the-back ya'll need is without a doubt, being the most pretentious Raiders fans in the galaxy..yyyyyeeeeessssh
:roflmao

New category Most Pretentious Poster? It would be a white hot field.
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Do we have any pretentious posters? We clowns, jerks, fools and dubbies, but we do NOT have ****
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You're right to quote it, GE.
Nothing more needs to be said about it

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Fair dinkum, some of you blokes whinge more than Trent Robinson. The edited word produces a Google Adsense terms violation. If you want to complain about the moderation send a PM. No one wants to read the whinging.
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That's not true. I really enjoy reading whinging.
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greeneyed wrote:Fair dinkum, some of you blokes whinge more than Trent Robinson.
Wow, that’s rough. Image

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Unfortunately I need to issue some general guidance...

There are procedures for complaints about the moderation outlined in The Greenhouse Guidelines: viewtopic.php?f=11&t=10740

Repeated breaches of the guidelines will result in warnings and suspension from the site.
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Can I speak to a Manager please? I don't even know what happened above I have just always wanted to say that.
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What happened above is what always happens these days, unfortunately

Complete lack of transparency, like the NRL and their third party systems
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T_R wrote: December 20, 2019, 9:54 am I absolutely refuse to come second to Schifty in ANYTHING. This is a scandal.

Even I'm embarrassed for you :shock:
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