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Topless Basketball League a booby prize for NBA fans

Post by Fuifui Bradbrad » November 24, 2011, 12:42 pm

Topless Basketball League a booby prize for NBA fans

FIRST there was lingerie football, a popular sport in the US we hear with women sporting both bruises and blush in equal measure.

Now there's the prospect of topless basketball.

With the sport in crisis in the US and fans deprived of matches thanks to the NBA lockout, a group of nightclub owners appear to have have taken things into their own hands.

This morning it was revealed they want to form a basketball league of topless dancers to attract attention to the sport while the NBA saga drags on after nearly five months of crisis.

Rick's Cabaret group's league, consisting of dancers from their 23 clubs, has reportedly said a former NBA star will be announced next week as coach of the New York team, which will unveil its uniforms - we're suspecting some of the most minute ever seen on a court -next week as well.

The team is evidently to to play dancers from a Minneapolis club and another from Miami with a full schedule of these game to apparently to be announced in January.

"People will be amazed when we tell them who our coach is, because he was one of the great players in the NBA," Gianna, no last name, a player for the New York team has reportedly said.

"The girls are really excited. We're practically busting out of our tops. We plan to give him a really warm welcome on Tuesday."

"I hear he's going to have us do a workout on Tuesday in front of the press," said Sky, the point guard for the team.

"I can't wait to show off some of my moves."

There is no word on whether any Australians will be following in the footsteps of Aussie lingerie league star Chloe Butler and strutting their stuff in the new league.

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Post by Lucy » November 24, 2011, 2:29 pm

Enter Albi...
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Post by beetlejuice » November 24, 2011, 4:48 pm

ill buy that for a dollar :clap:
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Post by Manbush » November 24, 2011, 5:05 pm

He'll love this one :lol:
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Post by Albi » November 24, 2011, 5:15 pm

Worm wrote:Enter Albi...
Of course no one could possibly argue that this is anything other than degrading, not only for the women involved, but for the slobs cheering on the sidelines.. But I'm sure plenty will try.

Here's a preview:

Manbush: I once knew a girl who played topless basketball and she loved it.

Nick: *indecipherable semi-literate drivel*

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Post by Manbush » November 24, 2011, 5:22 pm

:lol: Ive never known anyone who has played it topless, though I've posted the link on Facebook will be interested to see if any female friends "like" it, just curious how they'll avoid black eyes
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Post by Northern Raider » November 24, 2011, 5:37 pm

Albi wrote:Of course no one could possibly argue that this is anything other than degrading, not only for the women involved, but for the slobs cheering on the sidelines.. But I'm sure plenty will try.
I agree. I find the prospect of semi-naked women strutting around for the viewing pleasure of men deeply offensive. You would never catch me involved with anything like that.
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Post by Manbush » November 24, 2011, 5:55 pm

:lol:
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Post by Albi » November 24, 2011, 6:11 pm

Northern Raider wrote:
Albi wrote:Of course no one could possibly argue that this is anything other than degrading, not only for the women involved, but for the slobs cheering on the sidelines.. But I'm sure plenty will try.
I agree. I find the prospect of semi-naked women strutting around for the viewing pleasure of men deeply offensive. You would never catch me involved with anything like that.
:lol: :lol:

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Post by gergreg » November 25, 2011, 2:40 pm

I must say I didn't mind the concept of LFL but this is just pathetic. They are dancers not athletes.
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Post by Nick » November 25, 2011, 3:12 pm

So instead of working a pole or some buck's lap, they are going to play some basketball?
Meh, what ever floats your boat i guess

not my cuppa tea but then again strippers arent either so good luck the girls, the punters and the club owners, im sure 1of those three will make a **** load of money out it
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Post by Manbush » November 25, 2011, 6:01 pm

Gerg wrote:I must say I didn't mind the concept of LFL but this is just pathetic. They are dancers not athletes.
That part could be debatable IMO, I'll watch 1 game out of curiousity as I did LFL, good for a laugh but that's about it
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Post by chris83 » October 28, 2014, 10:49 pm

How did I miss this?
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Post by Raider Bell » October 28, 2014, 10:54 pm

Why hasn't Albi posted here in a hundred years? Did I say something to offend him?
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Post by Dr Zaius » October 29, 2014, 5:16 am

I miss Albi.

I imagine that topless basketball would be uncomfortable for women.
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Post by chris83 » October 29, 2014, 9:43 am

I miss fergo2012. What happened to him?
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Post by Lucy » October 29, 2014, 10:02 am

Dr Zaius wrote:I miss Albi.

I imagine that topless basketball would be uncomfortable for women.
I imagine it would be an uncomfortable make spectator sport also.
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Post by Raider Bell » October 29, 2014, 12:47 pm

chris83 wrote:I miss fergo2012. What happened to him?
He still posts here. He just has a different name these days.
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