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Worst song of all time?

Post by -TW- » April 1, 2018, 2:09 pm

Interested in what people reckon is the worst song of all time

A couple to get the ball rolling, if we get enough I'm happy to run a comp similar to Fuis

Axel F - that stupid frog song (crazy frog)
Rebecca Black - Friday
Psy - Gangnam Style

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Re: Worst song of all time?

Post by -PJ- » April 1, 2018, 2:12 pm

Ring my bell - Collette
Boom boom boom let's go back to my room - Paul Lekakis(had to look that up)
3rd Battalion Royal Australian Regiment..Old Faithful
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Re: Worst song of all time?

Post by RTW » April 1, 2018, 2:13 pm

Barbie Girl Aqua

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Re: Worst song of all time?

Post by -PJ- » April 1, 2018, 2:14 pm

Touch me - Samantha Fox
3rd Battalion Royal Australian Regiment..Old Faithful
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Re: Worst song of all time?

Post by reptar » April 1, 2018, 4:09 pm

Anything by Billy Ray Cyrus
Gina Riley: Oh, come on, John. That’s a bit old hat, the corrupt IOC delegate.
John Clarke: Old hat? Gina, in the scientific world when they see that something is happening again and again and again, repeatedly, they don’t call it old hat. They call it a pattern.

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Re: Worst song of all time?

Post by Begbie » April 1, 2018, 4:38 pm

Craig McLachlan and Check 1-2 - Mona
Baha men - Who let the dogs out
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Re: Worst song of all time?

Post by Toviii » April 1, 2018, 5:50 pm

Pretty Fly for a White Guy


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Re: Worst song of all time?

Post by RTW » April 1, 2018, 5:54 pm

Toviii wrote:Pretty Fly for a White Guy


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End the thread I couldn’t agree more Jeez I hate/hated this song!

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Re: Worst song of all time?

Post by EJ » April 2, 2018, 12:22 am

Most of these songs are great.

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Re: Worst song of all time?

Post by Brewdle » April 2, 2018, 10:26 am

Frente - Accidentally Kelly Street

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Re: Worst song of all time?

Post by -PJ- » April 2, 2018, 1:37 pm

Key Largo - Bertie Higgins
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Re: Worst song of all time?

Post by dubby » June 5, 2018, 8:17 am

Toviii wrote:Pretty Fly for a White Guy


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Yep, hate that song with a passion.

cheap thrills by Sia.

Anything by Phil Collins.
Anything by cold chisel.
Anything by Whitney Houston
That aerosmith song from that Armageddon movie
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Re: Worst song of all time?

Post by Sid » June 5, 2018, 9:46 am

Thunder - Imagine Dragons (any song with a chipmunk voice in it)
Chicken Fried - Zac Brown Band (personally not a fan of country, this one is probably the worst)
Cheerleader - OMI (ooh I think that I've found myself a repetitive song, let's play it over and over)
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Re: Worst song of all time?

Post by Dibbers » June 5, 2018, 1:36 pm

what what in the butt - samwell
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Re: Worst song of all time?

Post by Chicka's shoe » June 5, 2018, 2:21 pm

Four Non Blondes and Jefferson Starship will have to sort this out in the Octagon.
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Re: Worst song of all time?

Post by Captain Punish » June 5, 2018, 4:04 pm

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Re: Worst song of all time?

Post by -TW- » June 5, 2018, 4:54 pm

What does the fox say

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Re: Worst song of all time?

Post by T_R » June 5, 2018, 7:08 pm

-TW- wrote:What does the fox say
Rubbish. Fine song.

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Re: Worst song of all time?

Post by gangrenous » June 5, 2018, 9:24 pm

T_R wrote:
-TW- wrote:What does the fox say
Rubbish. Fine song.

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Re: Worst song of all time?

Post by T_R » June 6, 2018, 6:35 am

gangrenous wrote:
T_R wrote:
-TW- wrote:What does the fox say
Rubbish. Fine song.

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I think it's clear from my concerns over your poetry that I appreciate fine art, Gangrenous.



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Son, we live in a world that has forums, and those forums have to be guarded by Mods. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Nickman? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Lucy, and you curse GE. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that GE’s moderation, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, keeps threads on track and under the appropriately sized, highlighted green headings.
You want moderation because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that forum -- you need me on that forum. We use words like "stay on topic," "use the appropriate forum," "please delete." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very moderation that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you get a green handle and edit a post. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think about moderation.

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Re: Worst song of all time?

Post by reptar » June 6, 2018, 5:54 pm

くろねこ です
犬ではありません
日本イマセン?
Gina Riley: Oh, come on, John. That’s a bit old hat, the corrupt IOC delegate.
John Clarke: Old hat? Gina, in the scientific world when they see that something is happening again and again and again, repeatedly, they don’t call it old hat. They call it a pattern.

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Re: Worst song of all time?

Post by reptar » June 6, 2018, 5:57 pm

I call that "Frank"
Gina Riley: Oh, come on, John. That’s a bit old hat, the corrupt IOC delegate.
John Clarke: Old hat? Gina, in the scientific world when they see that something is happening again and again and again, repeatedly, they don’t call it old hat. They call it a pattern.

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Re: Worst song of all time?

Post by reptar » June 6, 2018, 5:58 pm

I'm not expecting any literary awards for it either
Gina Riley: Oh, come on, John. That’s a bit old hat, the corrupt IOC delegate.
John Clarke: Old hat? Gina, in the scientific world when they see that something is happening again and again and again, repeatedly, they don’t call it old hat. They call it a pattern.

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Re: Worst song of all time?

Post by T_R » June 6, 2018, 6:22 pm

Lit:

It is a black cat
Not a dog
Isn't it in Japan?

But the grammar defies explanation

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Son, we live in a world that has forums, and those forums have to be guarded by Mods. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Nickman? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Lucy, and you curse GE. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that GE’s moderation, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, keeps threads on track and under the appropriately sized, highlighted green headings.
You want moderation because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that forum -- you need me on that forum. We use words like "stay on topic," "use the appropriate forum," "please delete." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very moderation that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you get a green handle and edit a post. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think about moderation.

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Re: Worst song of all time?

Post by reptar » June 6, 2018, 8:13 pm

I don't think it completely defies explanation. Especially not if you knew how it was written.
Gina Riley: Oh, come on, John. That’s a bit old hat, the corrupt IOC delegate.
John Clarke: Old hat? Gina, in the scientific world when they see that something is happening again and again and again, repeatedly, they don’t call it old hat. They call it a pattern.

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Re: Worst song of all time?

Post by T_R » June 6, 2018, 8:45 pm

reptar wrote:I don't think it completely defies explanation. Especially not if you knew how it was written.
I initially thought google translate, but the level of formality and inconsistent syllabary have thrown me.

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Son, we live in a world that has forums, and those forums have to be guarded by Mods. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Nickman? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Lucy, and you curse GE. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that GE’s moderation, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, keeps threads on track and under the appropriately sized, highlighted green headings.
You want moderation because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that forum -- you need me on that forum. We use words like "stay on topic," "use the appropriate forum," "please delete." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very moderation that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you get a green handle and edit a post. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think about moderation.

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Re: Worst song of all time?

Post by reptar » June 6, 2018, 8:54 pm

It was written in English form of Hiragana with my very limited knowledge of Japanese language and grammar, then i looked up the actual hiragana characters, and left a couple out to make the syllable count better where i thought someone who knew both English and Japanese would still be able to figure it out.

So, not terribly good literature, I admit. But your translation is what I intended.

It is also not a haiku :)
Gina Riley: Oh, come on, John. That’s a bit old hat, the corrupt IOC delegate.
John Clarke: Old hat? Gina, in the scientific world when they see that something is happening again and again and again, repeatedly, they don’t call it old hat. They call it a pattern.

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Re: Worst song of all time?

Post by T_R » June 6, 2018, 8:56 pm

reptar wrote:It was written in English form of Hiragana with my very limited knowledge of Japanese language and grammar, then i looked up the actual hiragana characters, and left a couple out to make the syllable count better where i thought someone who knew both English and Japanese would still be able to figure it out.

So, not terribly good literature, I admit. But your translation is what I intended.

It is also not a haiku :)
But it's not all hiragana

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You want moderation because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that forum -- you need me on that forum. We use words like "stay on topic," "use the appropriate forum," "please delete." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very moderation that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you get a green handle and edit a post. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think about moderation.

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Re: Worst song of all time?

Post by reptar » June 6, 2018, 8:58 pm

T_R wrote:
reptar wrote:It was written in English form of Hiragana with my very limited knowledge of Japanese language and grammar, then i looked up the actual hiragana characters, and left a couple out to make the syllable count better where i thought someone who knew both English and Japanese would still be able to figure it out.

So, not terribly good literature, I admit. But your translation is what I intended.

It is also not a haiku :)
But it's not all hiragana

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No. Probably not. :) the "looking up" was done by typing the English form into Google Translate as the Japanese text. I ignored what it converted it to in English - i knew it wasn't going to be good
Gina Riley: Oh, come on, John. That’s a bit old hat, the corrupt IOC delegate.
John Clarke: Old hat? Gina, in the scientific world when they see that something is happening again and again and again, repeatedly, they don’t call it old hat. They call it a pattern.

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Re: Worst song of all time?

Post by reptar » June 6, 2018, 9:00 pm

So does it make sense how terrible it is?
Gina Riley: Oh, come on, John. That’s a bit old hat, the corrupt IOC delegate.
John Clarke: Old hat? Gina, in the scientific world when they see that something is happening again and again and again, repeatedly, they don’t call it old hat. They call it a pattern.

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Re: Worst song of all time?

Post by dubby » June 6, 2018, 9:13 pm

You're both terrible.

Now, back to talking about Frank?

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Re: Worst song of all time?

Post by T_R » June 6, 2018, 9:20 pm

reptar wrote:So does it make sense how terrible it is?
Its downright eccentric. The katakana for the final verb was a stylish touch, though

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You want moderation because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that forum -- you need me on that forum. We use words like "stay on topic," "use the appropriate forum," "please delete." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very moderation that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you get a green handle and edit a post. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think about moderation.

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Re: Worst song of all time?

Post by reptar » June 6, 2018, 9:28 pm

Frank is hiding.
Gina Riley: Oh, come on, John. That’s a bit old hat, the corrupt IOC delegate.
John Clarke: Old hat? Gina, in the scientific world when they see that something is happening again and again and again, repeatedly, they don’t call it old hat. They call it a pattern.

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