up next, how eating food is a kick in the teeth to everyone who is hungry.Manbush wrote:Bedtime reading could disadvantage other children, academic says
http://www.9news.com.au/national/2015/0 ... demic-says
Funny news stories
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Dont delete this GE
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What a fascinating piece of research. Who would have figured that having good parents was better than having **** parents?Manbush wrote:Bedtime reading could disadvantage other children, academic says
http://www.9news.com.au/national/2015/0 ... demic-says
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Green eyed Mick wrote:What a fascinating piece of research. Who would have figured that having good parents was better than having **** parents?Manbush wrote:Bedtime reading could disadvantage other children, academic says
http://www.9news.com.au/national/2015/0 ... demic-says
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Typical social justice warriors, looking for inequalities in everything.Manbush wrote:Bedtime reading could disadvantage other children, academic says
http://www.9news.com.au/national/2015/0 ... demic-says
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hahaha, IMFS!Green eyed Mick wrote:What a fascinating piece of research. Who would have figured that having good parents was better than having **** parents?Manbush wrote:Bedtime reading could disadvantage other children, academic says
http://www.9news.com.au/national/2015/0 ... demic-says
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What the actual ****. WOW.Pigman wrote:hahaha, IMFS!Green eyed Mick wrote:What a fascinating piece of research. Who would have figured that having good parents was better than having **** parents?Manbush wrote:Bedtime reading could disadvantage other children, academic says
http://www.9news.com.au/national/2015/0 ... demic-says
How do people say these things and not realise just how utterly stupid they sound? How? Explain this.
"A hex on your house, and more importantly your health"
"I truly hope the spirit of my mate gives you hell, you deserve it"
"I truly hope the spirit of my mate gives you hell, you deserve it"
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My son conked out quite early tonight - probably after only 3 or 4 times through his favourite book.
I'd say this amounted to 20 minutes tops.
Any **** on here who felt the need to read to a child tonight for longer than 20 minutes, thus disadvantaging my son, sort it out, you selfish pigs.
I'd say this amounted to 20 minutes tops.
Any **** on here who felt the need to read to a child tonight for longer than 20 minutes, thus disadvantaging my son, sort it out, you selfish pigs.
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That's ducking hilarious.
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The GH is my bedtime reading. I think I'm disadvantaging myself in a pretty big way.
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Women is suing all homosexuals on planet earth - http://mobile.news.com.au/world/north-a ... 7341493659
Only in America.
Only in America.
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How would that even make it to court, "religious and moral" laws are not legal laws, sinning isn't illegal.
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Is that actually a point of law? Seriously, what the ****?
Gina Riley: Oh, come on, John. That’s a bit old hat, the corrupt IOC delegate.
John Clarke: Old hat? Gina, in the scientific world when they see that something is happening again and again and again, repeatedly, they don’t call it old hat. They call it a pattern.
John Clarke: Old hat? Gina, in the scientific world when they see that something is happening again and again and again, repeatedly, they don’t call it old hat. They call it a pattern.
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Imagine issuing the summons
The only place on earth a summons wouldn't be issued would Bob Katter's electorate.
The only place on earth a summons wouldn't be issued would Bob Katter's electorate.
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It won't go to court but what a lot of fun it would be watching guys like Dan Savage being cross-examined by this ****.
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I want to see Stephen Fry in the box
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Poor Stephen. Why would you wish that upon somebody manbust?
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On the stand I meant being cross examined
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Religion thread or this one, suits both
India: 400 men cut off their testicles to 'get closer to God' following advice from 'guru'
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/india-400-men- ... ru-1489971
India: 400 men cut off their testicles to 'get closer to God' following advice from 'guru'
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/india-400-men- ... ru-1489971
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I just read Stephen frys book.Manbush wrote:I want to see Stephen Fry in the box
It's pretty funny, starts off about his early life and then spends the rest of the book talking about his 15 year long raging cocaine addiction.
He really, really liked coke.
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Ancient 2,400-year-old gold bongs discovered in Russia
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/scien ... 85876.html
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/scien ... 85876.html
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Did they have cancer in ancient Russia?
Gina Riley: Oh, come on, John. That’s a bit old hat, the corrupt IOC delegate.
John Clarke: Old hat? Gina, in the scientific world when they see that something is happening again and again and again, repeatedly, they don’t call it old hat. They call it a pattern.
John Clarke: Old hat? Gina, in the scientific world when they see that something is happening again and again and again, repeatedly, they don’t call it old hat. They call it a pattern.
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Black friends furious after Google Photos app tags them as gorillas
GOOGLE has been forced to apologise after its new Photos app automatically tagged photos of black people as ‘gorillas’.
The internet giant’s latest Google Photos application uses an auto-tagging feature to help organise uploaded images.
But the app was anything but helpful for Jacky Alcine, whose selfie with a friend was grouped into a collection called ‘gorillas’.
http://mobile.news.com.au/technology/on ... 7424486999
GOOGLE has been forced to apologise after its new Photos app automatically tagged photos of black people as ‘gorillas’.
The internet giant’s latest Google Photos application uses an auto-tagging feature to help organise uploaded images.
But the app was anything but helpful for Jacky Alcine, whose selfie with a friend was grouped into a collection called ‘gorillas’.
http://mobile.news.com.au/technology/on ... 7424486999
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Man drinks 10 beers, tells boss to 'f--- off', wins claim for unfair dismissal
An employment tribunal has ruled that a man who sexually harassed female colleagues and told his bosses to “f--k off” at a Christmas function was unfairly dismissed, in part because unlimited quantities of alcohol were served.
The employee has not been named, but he was a team leader with a road building company.
http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/m ... bkXLARIBMl
An employment tribunal has ruled that a man who sexually harassed female colleagues and told his bosses to “f--k off” at a Christmas function was unfairly dismissed, in part because unlimited quantities of alcohol were served.
The employee has not been named, but he was a team leader with a road building company.
http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/m ... bkXLARIBMl
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Manbush running amok at his christmas party again.Schifty wrote:Man drinks 10 beers, tells boss to 'f--- off', wins claim for unfair dismissal
An employment tribunal has ruled that a man who sexually harassed female colleagues and told his bosses to “f--k off” at a Christmas function was unfairly dismissed, in part because unlimited quantities of alcohol were served.
The employee has not been named, but he was a team leader with a road building company.
http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/m ... bkXLARIBMl
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Hey I don't need to be drunk to tell my boss to **** off, I do that daily sober
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Do you consider being baked out of your brain on weed being sober?Manbush wrote:Hey I don't need to be drunk to tell my boss to **** off, I do that daily sober
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Never at work mate haven't for over 15years, could quite easily and get away with it but don't have the urge to, time and place for it. Work and funerals are no stoned zones for me.
I bow down to thee oh great Nickman, the wisest of the wise, your political adroitness is unsurpassed, your sagacity is unmatched, your wisdom shines through on this forum amongst us mere mortals as bright as your scalp under the light of a full moon, never shall I doubt your analytical prowess again. You are my hero, my lord, my savior, may you accept my offerings so you continue to bless us with your genius.
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The office called to say if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Friday.Manbush wrote:Never at work mate haven't for over 15years, could quite easily and get away with it
Out of context, that looks so odd.
Gina Riley: Oh, come on, John. That’s a bit old hat, the corrupt IOC delegate.
John Clarke: Old hat? Gina, in the scientific world when they see that something is happening again and again and again, repeatedly, they don’t call it old hat. They call it a pattern.
John Clarke: Old hat? Gina, in the scientific world when they see that something is happening again and again and again, repeatedly, they don’t call it old hat. They call it a pattern.
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Neo-Nazis try to hold rally in London, about five people turn up: http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/n ... byI3lnSPzl
Another feel good story
Another feel good story
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Hahahaha either Manbush or PigmanManchild wrote:Manbush running amok at his christmas party again.Schifty wrote:Man drinks 10 beers, tells boss to 'f--- off', wins claim for unfair dismissal
An employment tribunal has ruled that a man who sexually harassed female colleagues and told his bosses to “f--k off” at a Christmas function was unfairly dismissed, in part because unlimited quantities of alcohol were served.
The employee has not been named, but he was a team leader with a road building company.
http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/m ... bkXLARIBMl
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Womens buttocks implants explode while squatting in gym for instagram video. Cop that, **** ridiculous.
http://www.news4sanantonio.com/news/fea ... 1998.shtml
http://www.news4sanantonio.com/news/fea ... 1998.shtml
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Hey Dad actor Robert Hughes gets attacked with human excrement by fellow prisoners
HEY Dad actor Robert Hughes was covered in human faeces and urine by prison inmates who “unloaded” on him on his first day in jail. Hughes, the Australian television celebrity sentenced last year for indecently assaulting four victims, was attacked by prisoners as he walked into a yard in Goulburn Prison. But not with their fists.
http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/bo ... 7467704064
funny?
yeah
HEY Dad actor Robert Hughes was covered in human faeces and urine by prison inmates who “unloaded” on him on his first day in jail. Hughes, the Australian television celebrity sentenced last year for indecently assaulting four victims, was attacked by prisoners as he walked into a yard in Goulburn Prison. But not with their fists.
http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/bo ... 7467704064
funny?
yeah
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Ken oath it's funny, good on the prisoners
My best mate during primary school his sister (good mates at the time with my brother) was on that show, never saw her name mentioned during all the **** with him thankfully, she might've been a bit too old for him at the time.
My best mate during primary school his sister (good mates at the time with my brother) was on that show, never saw her name mentioned during all the **** with him thankfully, she might've been a bit too old for him at the time.
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