Funny news stories

[Toviii]

I love Australia.

http://www.msn.com/en-au/news/australia ... ar-BBcCwi0

[Schifty]

anyone else see the story from Vice today about "Drone Boning" ?

I'd post the link here but it's definitely NSFW

[Manbush]

Just googled it

With how cheap you can get some drones which are controllable from your phone will be interesting to see what happens if they become common place.

[Schifty]

Sometime finally uncovers why Starbucks has crap coffee and failed massively in Australia..


Starbucks Flavors Lattes With Sodomite Semen, Hate Pastor Says




"What Starbucks was doing is that they were taking specimens of male semen and they were putting it in the blends of their latte. Now this is the absolute truth... It was a big article about an investigation into Starbucks using male semen and putting it into the blends of coffee that they sell.
"I mean, can you imagine? And I believe that they were doing that. You know, Coca-Cola got started 100 years ago by using cocaine -- they were actually using cocaine! -- and they stayed off the federal government... because during the time they were using it there was no FDA...
"But the deal is... that Starbucks has been... legally accused of using male semen in their latte... you know, my suspicion is that they're getting their semen from sodomites. That's what my suspicion is. And somebody has discovered that semen, like cord blood... has millions and millions of little zygotes in it, and it flavors up the coffee, and it makes you think you're having a good time drinking that cup of latte with the semen in it."
-- Rev. Dr. James Manning, pastor of Harlem's ATLAH World Missionary Church, in another unhinged rant on his show, The Manning Report. This latest screed comes just days after Manning claimed that "upscale sodomites" have turned Starbucks into "Ground Zero" for exchanging bodily fluids and spreading Ebola. Manning's "absolute truth" about Starbucks lattes is based entirely on a satirical online article.

Read more at http://www.bilerico.com/2014/11/starbuc ... 6TZ1zIw.99

[Schifty]

Japan man arrested for dumping a quarter-ton of porn in park

A pensioner who dumped almost a quarter of a ton of pornography in a Japanese park is unlikely to be charged, police said Tuesday, because the stash belonged to an ill friend.

Hideaki Adachi was spotted unloading 17 sacks of films and magazines, which included around 500 VHS video tapes, from the back of a truck at a small park in the western Japanese city of Osaka.

Adachi, 70, was arrested on suspicion of illegally dumping the 200 kilograms (440 pounds) of porn, but was released the next day after telling police he had found the trove in a storehouse belonging to a bedridden friend, police told AFP.

Read more: http://www.gmanetwork.com/news/story/38 ... rn-in-park

[Manbush]

More of a **** article than funny, but the KKK have opened their doors to Jews, homosexuals and blacks

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -hats.html

[reptar]

More of a **** article than funny, but the KKK have opened their doors to Jews, homosexuals and blacks

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -hats.html

Seriously, ****? Surely it's some kind of trap!

[Schifty]

Isn't TR in Japan on a business trip????

Man arrested for breaking into woman’s hotel room, spanking her with shoehorn

Here’s one you don’t hear every day – a man was arrested in Daisen City, Akita Prefecture last weekend on charges of entering the hotel room of a female acquaintance through the window before proceeding to strike her about the buttocks with a shoehorn that he found in the room.

Read more: http://en.rocketnews24.com/2014/11/14/m ... -shoehorn/

[Off]

I prefer the old feather duster myself.

[reptar]

He didn't mistake her for shoe and was trying to put her on?

[T_R]

Isn't TR in Japan on a business trip????

Man arrested for breaking into woman’s hotel room, spanking her with shoehorn

Here’s one you don’t hear every day – a man was arrested in Daisen City, Akita Prefecture last weekend on charges of entering the hotel room of a female acquaintance through the window before proceeding to strike her about the buttocks with a shoehorn that he found in the room.

Read more: http://en.rocketnews24.com/2014/11/14/m ... -shoehorn/

TR is now a resident of this fine land.

And Akita is the Tasmania of Japan. You expect people to be a little unhinged up that way.

[Schifty]

So apparently giving grandmas pot is news.


http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world ... 71906.html

[Schifty]

Damn you Independent UK, I don't normally expect you to click bait me on twitter.

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style ... 80167.html

[Schifty]

[Schifty]

When the person who puts the age website's front page together doesn't know what they're doing..

[Toviii]

When the person who puts the age website's front page together doesn't know what they're doing..

Classic.

[Raider Bell]

When the person who puts the age website's front page together doesn't know what they're doing..

Bloody hell Clarkey, I know it's tough your career might be over, but pull yourself together. You're better than this.

[Schifty]

When the person who puts the age website's front page together doesn't know what they're doing..

Bloody hell Clarkey, I know it's tough your career might be over, but pull yourself together. You're better than this.

That's what got him into trouble in the first place

[Raider Bell]

Talk about being left out of the team for pulling "hamstrings" for weeks. Hamstrings indeed.

Nice sweep under the rug Cricket Australia.

[The Nickman]

Hahahahaha that is brilliant!!

[Green eyed Mick]

[The Nickman]

That was so 2013, GeM

[Green eyed Mick]

That was so 2013, GeM

I never even noticed. It appeared in my google news feed.

I wonder if he received his PS4?

[Dr Zaius]

He's learnt the subtle art of negotiation at a young age

[The Nickman]

Looks like a good kid

[Manbush]

Now theres a good advertisement for belting your kids

[-PJ-]

How does he afford ciggies ?

Ain't they real expensive ?

[Dr Zaius]

He flogged them. You got a problem with that?

[-PJ-]

No...no problem here.

[Dr Zaius]

Good, otherwise he might have to introduce you to his two friends, Shock and Awe.

[Botman]

Give the man his Ps4

[The Nickman]

They should give him one. The kid's obviously got a great sense of humour

[Schifty]

ACT Police somehow retweet porn..

http://www.theguardian.com/australia-ne ... MP=soc_567

[Dr Zaius]

I don't know where else to put this. Anyways, Happy New Year Dubby.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/declancashin/ca ... e?s=mobile

[Dr Zaius]

And many happy returns.

http://entertainment-life.diply.com/omg ... from/38798