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She didn't seem impressed!
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Imagine the outrage if it were a child...Cranky Old Man wrote:She didn't seem impressed!
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Sort it out Canberra
Visitors to the National Gallery of Australia invited to bare all in new naked tour
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-03-16/n ... ll/6323876
Visitors to the National Gallery of Australia invited to bare all in new naked tour
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-03-16/n ... ll/6323876
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Damn I'll miss it when Im in Canberra, down for 3 nights and come back on the 30th March
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Event is on April 1.
Probably one giant prank when someone pulls the fire alarm half way through.
Probably one giant prank when someone pulls the fire alarm half way through.
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****ing thank **** for all involved!Manbush wrote:Damn I'll miss it when Im in Canberra, down for 3 nights and come back on the 30th March
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This has to be a joke.
Brand voted the world's fourth most important thinker
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Brand voted the world's fourth most important thinker
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebri ... inker.html
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EXCLUSIVE: Revealed, the terminally ill man set to be first to undergo the world's first full HEAD transplant pioneered by doctor branded 'nuts'
A man with a fatal medical condition has spoken exclusively to MailOnline about how he is set to become the first person to undergo a head transplant and hopes it could be as soon as next year.
Valery Spiridonov says he is ready to put his trust in controversial surgeon Dr Sergio Canavero who claims he can cut off his head and attach it to a healthy body
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... avero.html
This isnt funny , its more ****
A man with a fatal medical condition has spoken exclusively to MailOnline about how he is set to become the first person to undergo a head transplant and hopes it could be as soon as next year.
Valery Spiridonov says he is ready to put his trust in controversial surgeon Dr Sergio Canavero who claims he can cut off his head and attach it to a healthy body
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... avero.html
This isnt funny , its more ****
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"Hi Everybody!!"
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Well if it isn't my old friend me mcgreg. With a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg
Dont delete this GE
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"The coroner? Ah, I'm so sick of that guy!"
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Read about head transplants a couple of months ago they said they'd be ready to start them in 2017Raidersrawesome wrote:EXCLUSIVE: Revealed, the terminally ill man set to be first to undergo the world's first full HEAD transplant pioneered by doctor branded 'nuts'
A man with a fatal medical condition has spoken exclusively to MailOnline about how he is set to become the first person to undergo a head transplant and hopes it could be as soon as next year.
Valery Spiridonov says he is ready to put his trust in controversial surgeon Dr Sergio Canavero who claims he can cut off his head and attach it to a healthy body
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... avero.html
This isnt funny , its more ****
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So 2017 is Manbush 2.0 - brilliant.
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I would absolutely pay money to see Dr Zaius try out this procedure on Manbush.
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Bushy's more likely to allow said procedure to be undertaken by some random bloke from the internet who possesses medical opinion pieces, over, you know, a qualified doctor in Zaius.
Good grief, Nick, haven't you been paying attention around these parts over the past couple of years?
Sort it out, would you!?
Good grief, Nick, haven't you been paying attention around these parts over the past couple of years?
Sort it out, would you!?
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Hahaha yeah, Bushy would let a bloke cut his head off, provided he shares the same love of smoking bongs.
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If it were up to me, id sooner choose the pothead to work on Manbush tooRaider 85 wrote:Bushy's more likely to allow said procedure to be undertaken by some random bloke from the internet who possesses medical opinion pieces, over, you know, a qualified doctor in Zaius.
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If would be fantastic viewing, wouldn't it...Pigman wrote:If it were up to me, id sooner choose the pothead to work on Manbush tooRaider 85 wrote:Bushy's more likely to allow said procedure to be undertaken by some random bloke from the internet who possesses medical opinion pieces, over, you know, a qualified doctor in Zaius.
"Ok man, I'm cutting off his head now man. Ok, it's off, I've cut his head off now, man...
Man... what was I doing again??"
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That article didn't mention it but in the 70s they actually did a head transplant on a monkey(read it in a previous article about head transplants), couldn't attach the spinal cord so the monkey couldn't move and only survived about a week when the transplant was rejected.
Yes I'm ignoring you ****.
Yes I'm ignoring you ****.
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Surely you'd need a few bongs before attempting the procedure.
Gina Riley: Oh, come on, John. That’s a bit old hat, the corrupt IOC delegate.
John Clarke: Old hat? Gina, in the scientific world when they see that something is happening again and again and again, repeatedly, they don’t call it old hat. They call it a pattern.
John Clarke: Old hat? Gina, in the scientific world when they see that something is happening again and again and again, repeatedly, they don’t call it old hat. They call it a pattern.
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Pastor claims gay people are possessed by fart demons that can drive pigs to suicide
http://www.queerty.com/pastor-claims-ga ... e-20140723
http://www.queerty.com/pastor-claims-ga ... e-20140723
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He should check up on his mushroom supplier
Gina Riley: Oh, come on, John. That’s a bit old hat, the corrupt IOC delegate.
John Clarke: Old hat? Gina, in the scientific world when they see that something is happening again and again and again, repeatedly, they don’t call it old hat. They call it a pattern.
John Clarke: Old hat? Gina, in the scientific world when they see that something is happening again and again and again, repeatedly, they don’t call it old hat. They call it a pattern.
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Head transplants have come along way in the past little while since transplant surgeons have recognised the magical rejuvenating powers of weed. Progress in this area has only been held back by backwards governments not allowing weed to be used in the post operative course.
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Dr Zaius wrote:Head transplants have come along way in the past little while since transplant surgeons have recognised the magical rejuvenating powers of weed. Progress in this area has only been held back by backwards governments not allowing weed to be used in the post operative course.
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I suppose this goes here - basically it's a story about a school principal who gave parents 'what for' because the parents' kids were absent from school for 3 days while on vacation:
http://mobile.news.com.au/lifestyle/par ... 7329033184
http://mobile.news.com.au/lifestyle/par ... 7329033184
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Mr Rossi sounds like a bit of a **** wit if you ask me. The school was just doing their job and his response is a condescending and insulting diatribe that he also felt warranted being posted on social media.Raider 85 wrote:I suppose this goes here - basically it's a story about a school principal who gave parents 'what for' because the parents' kids were absent from school for 3 days while on vacation:
http://mobile.news.com.au/lifestyle/par ... 7329033184
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Tend to agree with you GEM, the letter was bad enough but posting it was poor form in an attempt to big note himself and shame the school.
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Yeah, not sure why he felt the need to make it public. What does that achieve other than feeding his ego?
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Social media.
Gina Riley: Oh, come on, John. That’s a bit old hat, the corrupt IOC delegate.
John Clarke: Old hat? Gina, in the scientific world when they see that something is happening again and again and again, repeatedly, they don’t call it old hat. They call it a pattern.
John Clarke: Old hat? Gina, in the scientific world when they see that something is happening again and again and again, repeatedly, they don’t call it old hat. They call it a pattern.
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Bedtime reading could disadvantage other children, academic says
http://www.9news.com.au/national/2015/0 ... demic-says
http://www.9news.com.au/national/2015/0 ... demic-says
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