Nun's stomach pain turns out to be baby

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Nun's stomach pain turns out to be baby

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It's a miracle!!

A nun has shocked her convent in Italy after she gave birth to a baby boy following complaints of bad stomach pain.

The sister claimed she had no idea she was pregnant until she was rushed to hospital in agony, then giving birth soon after, the Daily Mail reports.

https://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/26088 ... by/?cmp=fb

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It's the lady he was going to make a donation to last year
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I'm not touching this one :lol:
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Dr Zaius wrote:It's the lady he was going to make a donation to last year
Then how did she end up pregnant??
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Manbush wrote:I'm not touching this one :lol:
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She must have had sex.

Full investigation required here, and DNA from any suspicious types.
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