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feel free to tack on your own local areas

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> Suburb: MOUNT DRUITT
> Also known as: "The Druitt"
> Residents tell others its: Minchinbury North
> Residents occupation: Mechanics/Wharfies/Panel Beaters
> Favourite beer: VB throw downs
> Typical car: 1980 Holden Gemini
> Local hangout: Centerlink
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> Suburb: SEVEN HILLS
> Also known as: "Sevo"
> Residents tell others its: In the Hills District.
> Residents occupation: Prison Wardens/Parking Inspectors
> Favourite beer: Tooheys New
> Typical car: 1988 Holden Commodore
> Local hangout: Toongabbie RSL (love them pokies)
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> Suburb: BLACKTOWN
> Also known as: "Blackie Beach"
> Residents tell others its: Just got a bad reputation.
> Residents occupation: Video Shop Attendants/Taxi Drivers
> Favourite beer: Tooheys New
> Typical car: 1980 Toyota Corolla Turbo
> Local Hangout: Car park of Westpoint Shopping Centre
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> Suburb: LALOR PARK
> Also known as: "Fibro Land"
> Residents tell others its: Not just a bad reputation, its just bad.
> Residents occupation: Garbage Men/Septic Tank Cleaners/Police Officers
> Favourite beer: Anything cheap
> Typical car: Anything cheap
> Local Hangout: Ashley Brown Oval (free)
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> Suburb: PLUMPTON
> Also known as: "Upper class Mt Druitt"
> Residents tell others its: No where near Mt Druitt.
> Residents occupation: Teachers/Railway Station Attendants
> Favourite beer: Corona
> Typical car: SS Commodore, XR6 Falcon
> Local Hangout: Plumpton Maccas
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> Suburb: BIDWELL
> Also known as: "The Ghetto"
> Residents tell others its: Got the lowest house prices in the Metro area
> Residents occupation: Prostitutes/Centerlink Seat Warmers
> Favourite beer: The dregs of beer put out for recycling.
> Typical car: Ford Cortina (On bricks in the front yard)
> Local Hangout: Bidwill Clock Hotel (and Cockfighting Arena)
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> Suburb: ST MARYS
> Also known as: "Gods Country of the West"
> Residents tell others its: Better than any of the suburbs around it.
> Residents occupation: Legal Aid Solicitors
> Favourite beer: Carlton Sterling
> Typical car: Mitsubishi Magna
> Local Hangout: St Marys Public Golf Course.
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> Suburb: ST CLAIR
> Also known as: St Clair
> Residents tell others its: A great place in the middle of **** hole suburbia
> Residents Occupation: Trolley boys
> Favourite beer: Extra Dry
> Typical car: Anything before 1988
> Local Hangout: Quix Sevice Station (also known as Quix Night club)
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> Suburb: MINCHINBURY
> Also known as: "Mount Druitt South"
> Residents tell others its: Miles from Mt Druitt.
> Residents Occupation: Used Car Sales Men
> Favourite beer: Heiniken Ultra
> Typical car: 1994 BMW convertible
> Local Hangout: Minchin Cafe' (drinking International Roast)
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> Suburb: ROOTY HILL
> Also known as: "Shaggers Ridge"
> Residents tell others its: Shaggers Ridge
> Residents Occupation: Professional Paedophiles
> Favourite beer: Budweiser
> Typical car: Mitsubishi L300 van.
> Local Hangout: Rooty Hill RSL (Las Vegas of the West)
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> Suburb: SHANES PARK
> Also known as: "2 Head Country"
> Residents tell others its: Rural NSW (its 41 kms from the CBD)
> Residents Occupation: Chicken Farmers
> Favourite beer: Tooheys Old
> Typical car: 1963 Bedford Ute
> Local Hangout: Marsden Park Bowls Club
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> Suburb: KINGSWOOD
> Also known as: "Penrith"
> Residents tell others its: Kingswood Country
> Residents Occupation: Painters and Priests
> Favourite drink: Woodstock Bourbon
> Typical car: Holden Kingswood (of course)
> Local Hangout: Panthers World of Entertainment
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> Suburb: WERRINGTON
> Also known as: "St Marys"
> Residents tell others its: Not on the Government Assistance List anymore!
> Residents Occupation: Council Workers
> Favourite beer: Metho, Lime and Soda
> Typical car: WestBus # 334
> Local Hangout: Clothes shopping at the Salvos - Minchinbury
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> Suburb: WILLMOT
> Also known as: "Broken Hill"
> Residents tell others its: None of your F**king business!
> Residents Occupation: None so far.....
> Favourite beer: VB Long Necks by the Slab
> Typical car: Stolen Hyundai Excel
> Local Hangout: Eastern Creek Rubbish Dump
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> Suburb: MARAYONG
> Also known as: "Blacktown"
> Residents tell others its: Quakers Hill.
> Residents Occupation: Service Station Attendants
> Favourite drink: Whatever you’re shouting
> Typical car: Car???
> Local Hangout: Blacktown Ice Rink
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> Suburb: STANHOPE GARDENS
> Also known as: Parklea Prison
> Residents tell others its: A section of Kellyville West
> Residents Occupation: Number Plate Makers
> Favourite beer: Anything they can smuggle in
> Typical car: Prison Van
> Local Hangout: Shower Block D
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