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You mean pigman's segment, or my new segment "Gangers mopes about the place"?
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reptar's muppet of the week

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Gina Riley: Oh, come on, John. That’s a bit old hat, the corrupt IOC delegate.
John Clarke: Old hat? Gina, in the scientific world when they see that something is happening again and again and again, repeatedly, they don’t call it old hat. They call it a pattern.
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Frank the Cat's View From A Lap

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Here you see me with my sisters Violet and Yuki. I'm so bored with no more footy that I've taken to watching these two fight. Such a disappointing end to the season for me, but I have every reason to believe, injury pending, that next year will be a good 'un for the mighty Raiders. I'm glad to see Fafita not chosen for Australia, if I behaved like him I have no doubt I'd end up back at the RSPCA. Thankfully, apart from a few goes at the carpet and reptar's speakers, I'm an absolute angel! Until next week, Frank the Cat.
Gina Riley: Oh, come on, John. That’s a bit old hat, the corrupt IOC delegate.
John Clarke: Old hat? Gina, in the scientific world when they see that something is happening again and again and again, repeatedly, they don’t call it old hat. They call it a pattern.
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Who the **** is this ****?!
The off season has come and you'd think this segment is dead, right? WRONG! Welcome to Pigman's "Who the **** is this ****?!! – GH Off Season edition!!!", where i find a poster with over 500 posts on this forum who know has heard of
Without further ado...

Humphrey B Flaubert? Who the **** is this ****?!
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Pigman wrote:Who the **** is this ****?!
The off season has come and you'd think this segment is dead, right? WRONG! Welcome to Pigman's "Who the **** is this ****?!! – GH Off Season edition!!!", where i find a poster with over 500 posts on this forum who know has heard of
Without further ado...

Humphrey B Flaubert? Who the **** is this ****?!
I remember him. Can't remember why, though.
Gina Riley: Oh, come on, John. That’s a bit old hat, the corrupt IOC delegate.
John Clarke: Old hat? Gina, in the scientific world when they see that something is happening again and again and again, repeatedly, they don’t call it old hat. They call it a pattern.
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In the spirit of off season segments I know that everyone has been missing pickmans nickman so here is a special edition of a nickman who looks like the love child of cooper cronk and side mouth himself! Nice work Erich!

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@pickles that's a great effort! He does appear to like his mum a lot!
Gina Riley: Oh, come on, John. That’s a bit old hat, the corrupt IOC delegate.
John Clarke: Old hat? Gina, in the scientific world when they see that something is happening again and again and again, repeatedly, they don’t call it old hat. They call it a pattern.
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Thanks mate, I never would have imagined that there would be so much gold in this mine!
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Cousin Erich is a little bit strange actually. Doesn't drink at all and these days prattles on a LOT about what Jesus would do.

Coincidentally he wasn't invited to Nanna's recent 95th birthday party.
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The Nickman wrote:Cousin Erich is a little bit strange actually. Doesn't drink at all and these days prattles on a LOT about what Jesus would do.

Coincidentally he wasn't invited to Nanna's recent 95th birthday party.
What would Jesus do?
Gina Riley: Oh, come on, John. That’s a bit old hat, the corrupt IOC delegate.
John Clarke: Old hat? Gina, in the scientific world when they see that something is happening again and again and again, repeatedly, they don’t call it old hat. They call it a pattern.
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He'd drink with my **** Nanna on her 95th birthday if he had any **** decency!!
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The Nickman wrote:He'd drink with my **** Nanna on her 95th birthday if he had any **** decency!!
If your 95 year old Nanna wants to drink, she's alright in my books!
Gina Riley: Oh, come on, John. That’s a bit old hat, the corrupt IOC delegate.
John Clarke: Old hat? Gina, in the scientific world when they see that something is happening again and again and again, repeatedly, they don’t call it old hat. They call it a pattern.
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Hahaha I gave her a bottle of Dimple for her birthday and she was delighted.

She's a **** legend, my Nanna.
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When are we going to see the next edition of "gangers mopes about the place"?
Gina Riley: Oh, come on, John. That’s a bit old hat, the corrupt IOC delegate.
John Clarke: Old hat? Gina, in the scientific world when they see that something is happening again and again and again, repeatedly, they don’t call it old hat. They call it a pattern.
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reptar's 3 NRL players picked from a hat - second edition

Yes, more understandable than the Dally Ms, and with far more prestige, without further ado, I present to you 3 NRL players picked from a hat:

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Cory Denniss

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Sam Tagataese

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Blake Ayshford



Congratulations to these 3! May your careers be successful and positively influenced by your random selection.

For transparency, here is the hat used:

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Stay tuned for another edition next week!
Gina Riley: Oh, come on, John. That’s a bit old hat, the corrupt IOC delegate.
John Clarke: Old hat? Gina, in the scientific world when they see that something is happening again and again and again, repeatedly, they don’t call it old hat. They call it a pattern.
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I must say, I find it extremely disconcerting that Blake Ayshford could win anything after the year he's had.
Gina Riley: Oh, come on, John. That’s a bit old hat, the corrupt IOC delegate.
John Clarke: Old hat? Gina, in the scientific world when they see that something is happening again and again and again, repeatedly, they don’t call it old hat. They call it a pattern.
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It's at least as unbiased and meaningful as the dally Ms and has the advantage that there doesn't even need to be footy played to get a result!
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pickles wrote:It's at least as unbiased and meaningful as the dally Ms and has the advantage that there doesn't even need to be footy played to get a result!
And it hasn't involved Greg Alexander yet.
Gina Riley: Oh, come on, John. That’s a bit old hat, the corrupt IOC delegate.
John Clarke: Old hat? Gina, in the scientific world when they see that something is happening again and again and again, repeatedly, they don’t call it old hat. They call it a pattern.
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reptar wrote:
pickles wrote:It's at least as unbiased and meaningful as the dally Ms and has the advantage that there doesn't even need to be footy played to get a result!
And it hasn't involved Greg Alexander yet.
That's what makes it unbiased.
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reptar wrote:When are we going to see the next edition of "gangers mopes about the place"?
That sorry sad sack will sook soon.

Coincidence that mopes is an anagram of poems? I think not!!
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The Nickman wrote:
reptar wrote:
pickles wrote:It's at least as unbiased and meaningful as the dally Ms and has the advantage that there doesn't even need to be footy played to get a result!
And it hasn't involved Greg Alexander yet.
That's what makes it unbiased.
And meaningful! In fact the raiders fan absolutely spraying brandy was one of the highlights of the year for me. Classic stuff!
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Cool, I'd gone too long without a post being deleted
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gangrenous wrote:Cool, I'd gone too long without a post being deleted Image
I just assume that my posts that get deleted are the only ones worth reading, and no one reads what's left over. It's mostly just Lucy arguing with himself.
Gina Riley: Oh, come on, John. That’s a bit old hat, the corrupt IOC delegate.
John Clarke: Old hat? Gina, in the scientific world when they see that something is happening again and again and again, repeatedly, they don’t call it old hat. They call it a pattern.
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gangrenous wrote:Cool, I'd gone too long without a post being deleted Image
I want a refund on the ones I lost!

I expect that 45 seconds of my time to be deposited tomorrow morning.
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Mate I'm sure all the ones you've had deleted you'd likely get at least 45minutes not 45 seconds
I bow down to thee oh great Nickman, the wisest of the wise, your political adroitness is unsurpassed, your sagacity is unmatched, your wisdom shines through on this forum amongst us mere mortals as bright as your scalp under the light of a full moon, never shall I doubt your analytical prowess again. You are my hero, my lord, my savior, may you accept my offerings so you continue to bless us with your genius.
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Schifty put almost as much effort into the guns thread as Ultima did into the Sack Ricky Stuart thread!
Gina Riley: Oh, come on, John. That’s a bit old hat, the corrupt IOC delegate.
John Clarke: Old hat? Gina, in the scientific world when they see that something is happening again and again and again, repeatedly, they don’t call it old hat. They call it a pattern.
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reptar's weekly picture of bonehead

This week, we return to a classic:

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Gina Riley: Oh, come on, John. That’s a bit old hat, the corrupt IOC delegate.
John Clarke: Old hat? Gina, in the scientific world when they see that something is happening again and again and again, repeatedly, they don’t call it old hat. They call it a pattern.
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Here's a Gangers selfie
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gangrenous wrote:Image

Here's a Gangers selfie
I must say gangers, you look a lot more cartoonish than I expected!
Gina Riley: Oh, come on, John. That’s a bit old hat, the corrupt IOC delegate.
John Clarke: Old hat? Gina, in the scientific world when they see that something is happening again and again and again, repeatedly, they don’t call it old hat. They call it a pattern.
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It's just a morning thing.
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That's how I picture dubby
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I was about to say I didn't realise gangers was related to dubs, but Sid beat me to it, so **** IT ALL
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Dubs is in the outback, hunting and eating fresh kills. He is living it rough and screaming at the moon.
This place is woke.
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The Nickman wrote:I was about to say I didn't realise gangers was related to dubs, but Sid beat me to it, so **** IT ALL
That's the second time Sid has made a joke before someone else was about to today. He's on fire!
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From memory it was Sid who beat me to "10 things I hate about Tilse" by 3 months. The man has a quick wit!
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