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SOMEONE STOP THE DAMN MATCH! THESE POSTERS HAVE FAMILIES!
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Nickman, hear you're coming to the pre game event and looking forward to buying you a beer, then giving you a big hug if you'll let me. Would love to see this forum move on, be nice to eachother, and celebrate together that this is Preliminary Final week.
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Free beer and cuddles.

Damn, that sounds good.
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Son, we live in a world that has forums, and those forums have to be guarded by Mods. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Nickman? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Lucy, and you curse GE. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that GE’s moderation, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, keeps threads on track and under the appropriately sized, highlighted green headings.
You want moderation because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that forum -- you need me on that forum. We use words like "stay on topic," "use the appropriate forum," "please delete." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very moderation that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you get a green handle and edit a post. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think about moderation.
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Yep, now i see where the leipana favouritism stems from... I've never been offered free beer and love by the man at the top...
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This thread needs more segments.
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Son, we live in a world that has forums, and those forums have to be guarded by Mods. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Nickman? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Lucy, and you curse GE. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that GE’s moderation, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, keeps threads on track and under the appropriately sized, highlighted green headings.
You want moderation because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that forum -- you need me on that forum. We use words like "stay on topic," "use the appropriate forum," "please delete." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very moderation that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you get a green handle and edit a post. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think about moderation.
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Re: 2016 Preliminary Final V Storm segment thread

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T_R wrote:Oh god.

Kids, it's finals week.

Let's all play nicely.

If that's not possible, let's just all gang up on Bay.

Otherwise, why don't we just love each other for a couple of weeks, then form lynch mobs and gangs in the offseason and burn the joint down then?
You're first, ****.

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The Nickman wrote:
T_R wrote:Oh god.

Kids, it's finals week.

Let's all play nicely.

If that's not possible, let's just all gang up on Bay.

Otherwise, why don't we just love each other for a couple of weeks, then form lynch mobs and gangs in the offseason and burn the joint down then?
You're first, ****.

EDIT: Hang on, I'm going to embed a youtube video in this
If we win the grand final, I will go willingly. There is no way that life will be able to get better from there.
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Son, we live in a world that has forums, and those forums have to be guarded by Mods. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Nickman? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Lucy, and you curse GE. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that GE’s moderation, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, keeps threads on track and under the appropriately sized, highlighted green headings.
You want moderation because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that forum -- you need me on that forum. We use words like "stay on topic," "use the appropriate forum," "please delete." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very moderation that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you get a green handle and edit a post. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think about moderation.
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Re: 2016 Preliminary Final V Storm segment thread

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You're too damn angry.

You need a cuddle and a beer, Nickman.
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Son, we live in a world that has forums, and those forums have to be guarded by Mods. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Nickman? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Lucy, and you curse GE. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that GE’s moderation, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, keeps threads on track and under the appropriately sized, highlighted green headings.
You want moderation because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that forum -- you need me on that forum. We use words like "stay on topic," "use the appropriate forum," "please delete." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very moderation that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you get a green handle and edit a post. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think about moderation.
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Re: 2016 Preliminary Final V Storm segment thread

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I'm not even angry, I'm just very, very disappointed about constant allegations of being some kind of nasty, online bully by people who I thought knew me a little bit better than that. That's all.
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Have a beer and hug it out, champ.
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Son, we live in a world that has forums, and those forums have to be guarded by Mods. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Nickman? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Lucy, and you curse GE. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that GE’s moderation, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, keeps threads on track and under the appropriately sized, highlighted green headings.
You want moderation because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that forum -- you need me on that forum. We use words like "stay on topic," "use the appropriate forum," "please delete." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very moderation that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you get a green handle and edit a post. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think about moderation.
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The Nickman wrote:I'm not even angry, I'm just very, very disappointed about constant allegations of being some kind of nasty, online bully by people who I thought knew me a little bit better than that. That's all.
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Re: 2016 Preliminary Final V Storm segment thread

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Im in no **** mood to play nice
This **** idiot on the bacholerette just sent Carlos home on the first **** ep and it's ruined my **** christmas. **** sake
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C'mon mate....bring it in

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Son, we live in a world that has forums, and those forums have to be guarded by Mods. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Nickman? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Lucy, and you curse GE. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that GE’s moderation, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, keeps threads on track and under the appropriately sized, highlighted green headings.
You want moderation because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that forum -- you need me on that forum. We use words like "stay on topic," "use the appropriate forum," "please delete." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very moderation that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you get a green handle and edit a post. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think about moderation.
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Re: 2016 Preliminary Final V Storm segment thread

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Georgia Love?
More like Georgia Doesnt Even Want to Find Love with an awesome entrepreneurial stripper who gave her a **** Tiffany bracelet.

**** hell. Now im pissed off.
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T_R wrote:This thread needs more segments.
Don't be silly. This is the segment thread, so is therefore about running people out of town. If you want segments, you should look in the Matt Matchup Thread. Or if you would prefer to talk about Blake Ferguson or Josh Dugan then you have the game preview thread. It's quite simple really, when you get used to it.
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Could Nickman start a Cuddles and Beer With Nickman segment? Would tie things up nicely.
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Son, we live in a world that has forums, and those forums have to be guarded by Mods. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Nickman? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Lucy, and you curse GE. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that GE’s moderation, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, keeps threads on track and under the appropriately sized, highlighted green headings.
You want moderation because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that forum -- you need me on that forum. We use words like "stay on topic," "use the appropriate forum," "please delete." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very moderation that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you get a green handle and edit a post. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think about moderation.
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Reps, this is now the Bacholerette thread. If you'd like to argue with TR about segments, please go and start a segments thread in the lime lounge
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GO;
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I'll film this cuddle



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Looks like Ol' Raider Bell saved Christmas with another of his dazzling segments. I'm the people's champion.
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LOUD NOISES
Gina Riley: Oh, come on, John. That’s a bit old hat, the corrupt IOC delegate.
John Clarke: Old hat? Gina, in the scientific world when they see that something is happening again and again and again, repeatedly, they don’t call it old hat. They call it a pattern.
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Nickman and ge getting back together over the next two weeks would tie the season up nicely.
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Raider Bell wrote:Looks like Ol' Raider Bell saved Christmas with another of his dazzling segments. I'm the people's champion.
now say "well, my work here is done" wipe your hands, and disappear never to be seen again. Ever.
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Well, my work here is done.
*wipes hands*
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That's it, back to Winnipeg!!
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Raider Bell wrote:Well, my work here is done.
*wipes hands*
but you didnt do anything.
Didnt I? *fades away*
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Has this thread even had a picture of an animal yet?
Gina Riley: Oh, come on, John. That’s a bit old hat, the corrupt IOC delegate.
John Clarke: Old hat? Gina, in the scientific world when they see that something is happening again and again and again, repeatedly, they don’t call it old hat. They call it a pattern.
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It appears it has. Carry on.
Gina Riley: Oh, come on, John. That’s a bit old hat, the corrupt IOC delegate.
John Clarke: Old hat? Gina, in the scientific world when they see that something is happening again and again and again, repeatedly, they don’t call it old hat. They call it a pattern.
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Nickman vs GE Arm Wrestle thread?!
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New segment,
HBombs What the **** is with this animals ..... ?

Thats right people this week on HBombs what the **** is with this animals ??? we will be asking what the **** is with goats having testicles on their necks???

**** is up with that?

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KW wrote:Nickman vs GE Arm Wrestle thread?!
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greeneyed wrote:Nickman, hear you're coming to the pre game event and looking forward to buying you a beer, then giving you a big hug if you'll let me. Would love to see this forum move on, be nice to eachother, and celebrate together that this is Preliminary Final week.
I have no idea how I missed this post first time around, but somehow I did.

Of course I'd love that beer and hug. There's nothing more I'd like in the leadup to our first preliminary final win in twenty-two **** years!!!
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GE, can we go to Casa Bonita??
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