2016 Rd 26 V Tigers weekly segment thread for segments!

gangrenous · Post by **gangrenous** » September 2, 2016, 9:36 pm

@pickles thanks mate. I've got a new segment idea for you. "Pick picks Cliqueman's clique man, man" where you unmask a clique member each week

@T_R you're too oblique, cheer up

Post by **T_R** » September 2, 2016, 9:37 pm

gangrenous wrote:@pickles thanks mate

@T_R you're too oblique, cheer up

Can't. Your haiku corruption has left me morose.

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gangrenous · Post by **gangrenous** » September 2, 2016, 9:43 pm

De gustibus non est disputandum

simo · Post by **simo** » September 2, 2016, 9:49 pm

Alright guys, im going to mix this up a little this week. See if you can notice the difference!
Its the same picture of GE every week!

Archer · Post by **Archer** » September 2, 2016, 9:51 pm

In keeping with the Gif theme, i gif you a picture of a dog

Archer · Post by **Archer** » September 2, 2016, 9:55 pm

Bonus one to keep the cat people interested. Can't be seen to be picking sides.

Raider Bell · Post by **Raider Bell** » September 2, 2016, 9:58 pm

Both containing dogs. I get it, Arch. Say no more.

Archer · Post by **Archer** » September 2, 2016, 10:09 pm

Raider Bell wrote:Both containing dogs. I get it, Arch. Say no more.

Look I didn't choose the segment! I'm not sure Reptar will let me post a picture of a dog with no actual dog, he runs a pretty tight ship.

bonehead · Post by **bonehead** » September 2, 2016, 11:00 pm

T_R wrote:
gangrenous wrote:All of my Haikus reference the Canberra Raiders football season.
Too oblique

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See tr this is why you don't get to have a segment, the sublety involved to produce the quality segments is wasted on the unwashed masses

Post by **T_R** » September 3, 2016, 6:16 am

If I've said it once, I must have said it a thousand times....it's about quality, not quantity.

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Post by **T_R** » September 3, 2016, 6:18 am

gangrenous wrote:@pickles thanks mate. I've got a new segment idea for you. "Pick picks Cliqueman's clique man, man" where you unmask a clique member each week

@T_R you're too oblique, cheer up

Ironically, the name of that segment would be the most poetic thing you've produced here.

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pickles · Post by **pickles** » September 3, 2016, 6:39 am

It's a lot easier to knock down other people's art than to produce your own T_R.

Don't listen to him gangers!

Also reptar is open to any segment, as long as he can add it to his list and hyperlink to the post. He's all about quantity!

gangrenous · Post by **gangrenous** » September 3, 2016, 7:35 am

T_R wrote:
gangrenous wrote:@pickles thanks mate. I've got a new segment idea for you. "Pick picks Cliqueman's clique man, man" where you unmask a clique member each week

@T_R you're too oblique, cheer up
Ironically, the name of that segment would be the most poetic thing you've produced here.

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Please redirect future feedback on my posts to pigman in a pm. You may have an audience who gives a ****. Have a nice day.

Thombre · Post by **Thombre** » September 3, 2016, 7:44 am

Thank god franks back ans @gangers i love the haikus. Dont listen to tr hes a raging tr anyway

gangrenous · Post by **gangrenous** » September 3, 2016, 7:45 am

Thanks Hbomb, please keep your feedback here and not in pigman's inbox

Post by **T_R** » September 3, 2016, 7:53 am

gangrenous wrote:
T_R wrote:
gangrenous wrote:@pickles thanks mate. I've got a new segment idea for you. "Pick picks Cliqueman's clique man, man" where you unmask a clique member each week

@T_R you're too oblique, cheer up
Ironically, the name of that segment would be the most poetic thing you've produced here.

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Please redirect future feedback on my posts to pigman in a pm. You may have an audience who gives a ****. Have a nice day.

I do hope you realise thay I enjoy your posts and was only joking.

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bonehead · Post by **bonehead** » September 3, 2016, 8:31 am

T_R wrote:
gangrenous wrote:
T_R wrote:
gangrenous wrote:@pickles thanks mate. I've got a new segment idea for you. "Pick picks Cliqueman's clique man, man" where you unmask a clique member each week

@T_R you're too oblique, cheer up
Ironically, the name of that segment would be the most poetic thing you've produced here.

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Please redirect future feedback on my posts to pigman in a pm. You may have an audience who gives a ****. Have a nice day.
I do hope you realise thay I enjoy your posts and was only joking.

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I have a coffee mug tr, it reads "people think I'm funny but I'm actually just mean"

Post by **T_R** » September 3, 2016, 8:37 am

My coffee cup says " Canberra Raiders"

Life is such a rich tapestry.

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simo · Post by **simo** » September 3, 2016, 10:24 am

Mine says "you just got LITT up"

Raider Bell · Post by **Raider Bell** » September 3, 2016, 10:46 am

pickles · Post by **pickles** » September 3, 2016, 10:55 am

T_R wrote:
gangrenous wrote:
T_R wrote:
gangrenous wrote:@pickles thanks mate. I've got a new segment idea for you. "Pick picks Cliqueman's clique man, man" where you unmask a clique member each week

@T_R you're too oblique, cheer up
Ironically, the name of that segment would be the most poetic thing you've produced here.

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Please redirect future feedback on my posts to pigman in a pm. You may have an audience who gives a ****. Have a nice day.
I do hope you realise thay I enjoy your posts and was only joking.

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Fair go T_R! People taking anything in the weekly segment thread seriously is the funniest thing I have heard today!

Post by **T_R** » September 3, 2016, 11:19 am

Gangrenous is a deep, deep man.

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Cranky Old Man · Post by **Cranky Old Man** » September 3, 2016, 4:45 pm

T_R wrote:Gangrenous is a deep, deep man.

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True! He has been plumbing depths I hadn't realised existed.
But I do have a secret love of his Haikus.

Thombre · Post by **Thombre** » September 4, 2016, 7:10 am

Huomenta mun hyvä ystävät. Tänään on pelipäivänä....Perkele Vittu Saatanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:
HBomb's Lock of the Week

Allright slackers n shielas, ***** and the odd galah you know whats going down, but for those of you new to the forum this segment rates who is better out of the two named starting locks from each team. First up as we always do we will be thanking Reptar. For without Reptar sharing our segment on all the social media platforms and being gatekeeper of the segment list we would all surely have no segments to read.

This week we have I See Ya Lasagne vs Elijah taylor. How **** good is Lasagne. Honestly. The bloke hits like a truck, leads by example and all the players love him. Seriously I dont think it can be said enough the change this man has helped bring about in this team. Our leadership group of campo shillington and white and all we got was 15th place, a sacked coach, inconsistent performances and young players acting like complete **** because they owned the place. Ricky comes we lose milf then Lasagne comes and the young blokes instantly look up. Hes so **** good that we actually brought in players who were troublesome at multiple **** clubs and they become absolute **** wreaking machines. Someone needs to find some dynabolts that can go through diamond because this gem needs to be fixed to canberra stadium for life. **** off Taylor you got buckleys chance in hell.

Thanks for tuning in to the finale of regular season HBLotW aka HLotW, dedicated entirely to my love of Sia the **** man mountain Soliola. Thanks Sia, have a great game. As always, give ya dog a scratch behind the ear for me.

gangrenous · Post by **gangrenous** » September 4, 2016, 7:14 am

Buckley's chance in hell

might have to borrow that one!

Post by **T_R** » September 4, 2016, 7:42 am

Cranky Old Man wrote:
T_R wrote:Gangrenous is a deep, deep man.

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True! He has been plumbing depths I hadn't realised existed.
But I do have a secret love of his Haikus.

They need appropriate seasonal references.

reptar · Post by **reptar** » September 4, 2016, 9:53 am

Lock of the Week!! This awesomeness must mean it's game day!!! Which means:

reptar's weekly segment that says which movie Bateman watch last night, when last night is the night before the game

In this movie, the Dragon is so far hidden that it's not actually ever seen. Unless you happen to catch Channel 9.

Thombre · Post by **Thombre** » September 4, 2016, 10:00 am

@reptar I hope Batman was watching that, I hope he gives brooks and that other, I quote sezer, "tough **** brahhhh?!" a couple helicopter kicks and a dragon punch

simo · Post by **simo** » September 4, 2016, 10:28 am

Simos wackos whispers!
Wests Tigers Elijah Taylor will be ruled out and won't play Today due to virus

Thombre · Post by **Thombre** » September 4, 2016, 11:36 am

simo wrote:Simos wackos whispers!
Wests Tigers Elijah Taylor will be ruled out and won't play Today due to virus

Must have read HBLotW and just gave up early

simo · Post by **simo** » September 4, 2016, 1:51 pm

Have we had dubbys game day sad yet??