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It's a joke... A Christmas joke

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A thread for jokes
Christmas jokes
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Q. Why is Christmas just like your job?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
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Rings a bell
I don't post facts
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Raidersfan wrote:Rings a bell
UBET Santa does!
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I dont have any christmas jokes, but I have a christmas parody of immortal (a great norwegian black metal band) and parodys are funny right???
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This thread blows
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Dr Zaius wrote:This thread blows
Like the winds of winter, that bring Santa to our doorsteps
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Pigman wrote:
Dr Zaius wrote:This thread blows
Like the winds of winter, that bring Santa to our doorsteps
It's like you're reading my freaking mind!
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Knock knock
Gina Riley: Oh, come on, John. That’s a bit old hat, the corrupt IOC delegate.
John Clarke: Old hat? Gina, in the scientific world when they see that something is happening again and again and again, repeatedly, they don’t call it old hat. They call it a pattern.
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Whos there
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America
Gina Riley: Oh, come on, John. That’s a bit old hat, the corrupt IOC delegate.
John Clarke: Old hat? Gina, in the scientific world when they see that something is happening again and again and again, repeatedly, they don’t call it old hat. They call it a pattern.
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America who?
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Americaristmas!
Gina Riley: Oh, come on, John. That’s a bit old hat, the corrupt IOC delegate.
John Clarke: Old hat? Gina, in the scientific world when they see that something is happening again and again and again, repeatedly, they don’t call it old hat. They call it a pattern.
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Dont delete this GE
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That's ****. You're joke is **** reptar.
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Dr Zaius wrote:That's ****. You're joke is **** reptar.
Oh, is this thread for GOOD Christmas jokes? My apologies but i didn't see that in the title. I'll repost when i find the right place.
Gina Riley: Oh, come on, John. That’s a bit old hat, the corrupt IOC delegate.
John Clarke: Old hat? Gina, in the scientific world when they see that something is happening again and again and again, repeatedly, they don’t call it old hat. They call it a pattern.
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simo wrote:ImageImageImage
Classic. It was in a Roland Harvey book. You don't get much better than that!
Gina Riley: Oh, come on, John. That’s a bit old hat, the corrupt IOC delegate.
John Clarke: Old hat? Gina, in the scientific world when they see that something is happening again and again and again, repeatedly, they don’t call it old hat. They call it a pattern.
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Knock knock
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Who's there?
Gina Riley: Oh, come on, John. That’s a bit old hat, the corrupt IOC delegate.
John Clarke: Old hat? Gina, in the scientific world when they see that something is happening again and again and again, repeatedly, they don’t call it old hat. They call it a pattern.
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Europe
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Europe who?
Gina Riley: Oh, come on, John. That’s a bit old hat, the corrupt IOC delegate.
John Clarke: Old hat? Gina, in the scientific world when they see that something is happening again and again and again, repeatedly, they don’t call it old hat. They call it a pattern.
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No you're a ****!
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Wow, I think this forum must be g rated if **** is picked up by the swear filter!
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And I know that joke doesn't have anything to do with Christmas but it's funnier than reptars joke by a country mile!
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pickles wrote:Wow, I think this forum must be g rated if **** is picked up by the swear filter!
That can't be true. None of Big Cheese's stories would make it past the censor!

Plus, how is that Christmas related?
Gina Riley: Oh, come on, John. That’s a bit old hat, the corrupt IOC delegate.
John Clarke: Old hat? Gina, in the scientific world when they see that something is happening again and again and again, repeatedly, they don’t call it old hat. They call it a pattern.
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Archer wrote:Mr Hanky
Ah yeah! My bad, here I was thinking Christmas was about fictional characters, when it's about real people, like Mr Hanky.
Gina Riley: Oh, come on, John. That’s a bit old hat, the corrupt IOC delegate.
John Clarke: Old hat? Gina, in the scientific world when they see that something is happening again and again and again, repeatedly, they don’t call it old hat. They call it a pattern.
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Christmas is about whatever bull **** will make children happy for a fleeting moment and trust me, that joke delivers when it comes to making children smile. They absolutely love it!
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pickles wrote:Christmas is about whatever bull **** will make children happy for a fleeting moment and trust me, that joke delivers when it comes to making children smile. They absolutely love it!
Except for bonbon jokes. They don't make anyone laugh.
Gina Riley: Oh, come on, John. That’s a bit old hat, the corrupt IOC delegate.
John Clarke: Old hat? Gina, in the scientific world when they see that something is happening again and again and again, repeatedly, they don’t call it old hat. They call it a pattern.
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Maybe I should get a job as a Bon Bon joke writer!
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pickles wrote:Maybe I should get a job as a Bon Bon joke writer!
I think they deliberately don't want those funny.
Gina Riley: Oh, come on, John. That’s a bit old hat, the corrupt IOC delegate.
John Clarke: Old hat? Gina, in the scientific world when they see that something is happening again and again and again, repeatedly, they don’t call it old hat. They call it a pattern.
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