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Facial recognition software

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Just wondering if anyone has any experience with them, how well they work, what's the best, if I have security footage of someone how likely are they to be able to identify a person?
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Oh I like where this thread is heading
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Dr Zaius wrote:Oh I like where this thread is heading
:lol:

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Pretty sure this is not related to his dungeon, but rather that bird that visited his work.
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Since I don't have access to the security cameras I'm having to go through H/O, they wouldn't be giving it out if they a) didn't trust me b) believe it was for a good reason :lol:

I emailed the state manager a copy of the card so he understands the importance.
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They shouldn't be giving it out at all tbh
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I honestly thought they wouldn't, even said as much in my email to him that I had to try but I expect and understand you'll say no, but he knows what kind of person I am after 10years in the company and how important it is.

Everything I've read I'm not expecting success from the software but it will be great to have the image burnt into my memory in case I pass her on the street, changed so much from the photos I have of her 15years ago.
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This isn't creepy.. at all

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:lol:

Understandable Lenny but it's actually not, main reason I am so keen to get in touch is its obvious with what she wrote she carries a lot of pain for what she did to me. I want to let her know there's no reason to that there's nothing to forgive. Must be hard for her for all these years to be carrying so much gratitude for saving her life and yet so much pain for how she repaid it, I just want her to be able to move on from the bad and also thank her as she underestimates the good she did.
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Your cryptic posts on this matter are causing me a bit of pain as well, Bushy.
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Raider 85 wrote:Your cryptic posts on this matter are causing me a bit of pain as well, Bushy.
It's worse than Game of Thrones.
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Hahahahaha

I love those things!
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This whole entire story is ridiculous. I love it
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I just hope it has a conclusion - seriously. I'm not one for days of our lives / reality show type stories, but he's put too much information forward - without putting forward enough - that has me racking my brain about what in the actual **** has gone on.
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Just sounds like oldschool sexpesting to me.

Before it got such a bad name.
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Raider 85 wrote:I just hope it has a conclusion - seriously. I'm not one for days of our lives / reality show type stories, but he's put too much information forward - without putting forward enough - that has me racking my brain about what in the actual **** has gone on.
Very very very long story short, about 3 years worth of being on call 24/7 for a chick who had been through hell, raped by an ex, both parents dying, her 16 yo sister she was responsible attempting suicide, she was so close to suicide herself for so long, sucked the life energy out of me, at the end of it just disappeared.

Obviously with the usual **** on here who like to play the man not the ball, make jokes over everything and use it against them over and over again I'm not going to go into anymore detail and feed them material. Was hoping someone would have experience and knowledge they could share for a good cause (work would not be helping if it wasn't).
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I quit. I'm quitting the greenhouse forever.

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Manbush wrote:
Raider 85 wrote:I just hope it has a conclusion - seriously. I'm not one for days of our lives / reality show type stories, but he's put too much information forward - without putting forward enough - that has me racking my brain about what in the actual **** has gone on.
Very very very long story short, about 3 years worth of being on call 24/7 for a chick who had been through hell, raped by an ex, both parents dying, her 16 yo sister she was responsible attempting suicide, she was so close to suicide herself for so long, sucked the life energy out of me, at the end of it just disappeared.

Obviously with the usual **** on here who like to play the man not the ball, make jokes over everything and use it against them over and over again I'm not going to go into anymore detail and feed them material. Was hoping someone would have experience and knowledge they could share for a good cause (work would not be helping if it wasn't).
Right. Not good. I thought you touched on that she had done you over / treated you badly or something?

And Seiffert could probably help given his experience working in said field.
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The Nickman wrote:I quit. I'm quitting the greenhouse forever.

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Bushy, it exists but it's very expensive and exclusive.
My advice: private investigation. I'm serious mate, expensive as hell but you'll get your answers.

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The Nickman wrote:I quit. I'm quitting the greenhouse forever.

Best of luck with everything everybody.
You've posted twice since this
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Notaroboticfish wrote:
The Nickman wrote:I quit. I'm quitting the greenhouse forever.

Best of luck with everything everybody.
You've posted twice since this
You are
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dubby wrote:Bushy, it exists but it's very expensive and exclusive.
My advice: private investigation. I'm serious mate, expensive as hell but you'll get your answers.

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Oh, of course, he was referring to the facial recognition stuff.
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