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Raiders HQ demands

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I received a call this afternoon from raiders admin saying that they have sent me a second legacy jersey in error, I don't mind sending it back but feel that it entitles me to ask for something in return. I was thinking Fensom as captain, Tilse being required to put in a chip and chase each round, (glorious), or having Furner make a guest appearance when we play st merge exclusively to punch Dugan. I think it would be well worth the loss of an interchange.

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Say you want to play hooker one match.
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Wouldn't dream of breaking up the buttcrone combo.
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Ask for a date with an Emerald or a private show
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Ask for the coaching role, be prepared to negotiate down to a refund on the postage.
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If they provide a reply pay code throw in a few extra items to increase the weight :)
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To get Milford to perform Karaoke and sing "Should I stay or Should I Go"
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Tell them you want to change a Furner nappy
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plodder wrote:Wouldn't dream of breaking up the buttcrone combo.
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I also got sent a 2nd jersey last week and they've been ringing/emailing me this week about it.
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