Michael or other lawyers rip this a new one please

Manbush · Post by **Manbush** » January 15, 2013, 5:44 pm

Albi wrote:I'm about to publish my 1000 page missive which will provide indisputable evidence that the world is controlled by a shadowy cabal of Jewish bankers.

Don't forget the crab people who do you think controls the Jews, why do you think the bible is against shellfish

Manbush · Post by **Manbush** » January 15, 2013, 5:49 pm

Luffty wrote:I find nothing mor amusing then the people saying 9/11 was planned by the American Government. They are crackpots.

My brother who is also mates with that conspiracy theorist on facebook (firm believer in 911 being an inside job) sent him an explanation of how the rap group Public Enemy were behind it

Manbush · Post by **Manbush** » January 21, 2013, 5:45 am

The pages author had finally responded.

"right , and may i please see this so called imaginary common law ? you cant can you , it doesn't exist , please show everyone this Australian common law thank you."

"amazing what it says on wiki.. New South Wales, South Australia and Victoria are common law jurisdictions. These states have Crimes Acts which list the most common offences and fix their penalties, but do not always exhaustively define the elements of the offence, e.g., Crimes Act 1900 (NSW). It is settled law in the common law jurisdictions that only Parliaments, not the courts, can create new offences.
The "code jurisdictions" are the Commonwealth, the Australian Capital Territory, the Northern Territory, Queensland, Tasmania, and Western Australia. In these jurisdictions a statutory code has been introduced to be a comprehensive statement of criminal law, and are interpreted to replace the common law except in cases of ambiguity. A STATUTE CANNOT OVER RIDE A LAW. nor can this **** be changed without a refferendum. open your eyes and read what it says.. REPLACE COMMON LAW....."

"its the lawyers who are pulling these strings.. why don't you ask lawyers ( wards of the court ) why they are not under Oath ? it was removed back in 2004 , watch em lie and hide and do everything to con seal the truth. no lawyer is under Oath in VICTORIA , making it a criminal act for them to even be preactising law.. do i have to show you where in the acts this was removed too ?"

Manbush · Post by **Manbush** » January 21, 2013, 6:23 am

Ps my understanding is no lawyers around the world are under oath as its purely for those giving evidence

Michael · Post by **Michael** » January 21, 2013, 7:59 am

What is he even talking about? Under oath in regard to what exactly?

Manbush · Post by **Manbush** » January 21, 2013, 8:30 am

No idea mate, I know you and judges don't swear an oath in court but my understanding is you sign an oath like doctors do when you start your careers, the guys a fruit loop (the pages owner)

On a different matter, strange where these posts have gone, my first ever crush from year 2 in primary school who is now a lawyer has been liking my posts on this matter, got to chatting on Facebook and got to children how she regrets only having 1 and now we're getting old (40 this year) I just said you're lucky to have 1 not having any is my biggest regret, lol long story short she's going to a fertility clinic this weekend and I might be a dad

The Nickman · Post by **The Nickman** » January 21, 2013, 8:32 am

What the ^and*#??

This thread sure took a strange turn, MB. Are you high??

Michael · Post by **Michael** » January 21, 2013, 8:33 am

You say an oath at your admission and sign the solicitors roll (at least in NSW), but that's not the same thing as being bound by an oath sworn in court.

As for the second paragraph, I don't know what to say....

Dr Zaius · Post by **Dr Zaius** » January 21, 2013, 8:53 am

I don't know what I'm more stunned by: Manbush's friends reply or Manbush's last post

The Nickman · Post by **The Nickman** » January 21, 2013, 8:56 am

I'm fairly sure Manbush just spazzed out.

Begbie · Post by **Begbie** » January 21, 2013, 8:57 am

I think Manbush is having a big sleep.

The Nickman · Post by **The Nickman** » January 21, 2013, 8:59 am

Quote of the year right here ~ "lol long story short she's going to a fertility clinic this weekend and I might be a dad" ~ Manbush

Begbie · Post by **Begbie** » January 21, 2013, 9:02 am

hilarious stuff and so early in the morning.

Manbush · Post by **Manbush** » January 21, 2013, 10:58 am

Greenbits wrote:I don't know what I'm more stunned by: Manbush's friends reply or Manbush's last post

In fairness to my mate that wasn't his reply it's the owners of the page, his reply was purely I'm a government employed troll.

As for that second paragraph I'm just as blown away, she was already going to a clinic the timing was a coincidence, strange convo to have while at the gym first thing Monday morning.

The Nickman · Post by **The Nickman** » January 21, 2013, 11:35 am

You never fail to amaze me, MB

Albi · Post by **Albi** » January 21, 2013, 4:13 pm

You still right for tomorrow's appointment, MB?.. I had to do lots rearranging to squeeze you in

Manbush · Post by **Manbush** » January 21, 2013, 4:36 pm

Is it strange I think I'm gonna do it, need to suss out more details like my rights when she has the kid, lives 2hrs away which is why I've never made a move on her, been thinking bout it all bloody day

The Nickman · Post by **The Nickman** » January 21, 2013, 4:45 pm

Mate in all honesty, I say go for it.

Please · Post by **Please** » January 21, 2013, 4:50 pm

I would go for it. However rather then going through the fertility clinic, why not try it the natural way?

Manbush · Post by **Manbush** » January 21, 2013, 4:54 pm

Trust me Luffmeister I'll be trying for that

Please · Post by **Please** » January 21, 2013, 4:59 pm

Manbush wrote:Trust me Luffmeister I'll be trying for that

Good man. You've got nothing to lose.

The Nickman · Post by **The Nickman** » January 21, 2013, 5:01 pm

I've seen MB in action too, he's a smooth operator...

Begbie · Post by **Begbie** » January 21, 2013, 5:04 pm

he is a gentleman and a scholar.

Manbush · Post by **Manbush** » January 22, 2013, 7:40 am

For the record I've said yes

Seiffert82 · Post by **Seiffert82** » January 25, 2013, 6:34 am

So here I am, wasting a bit of time wondering what sort of legal advice MB is after...and this is how the thread ends up!

Mate, I hope it all works out for you.

The Nickman · Post by **The Nickman** » January 25, 2013, 6:36 am

Seiffert82 wrote:So here I am, wasting a bit of time wondering what sort of legal advice MB is after...and this is how the thread ends up!

Greatest twist since Fight Club!!

Manbush · Post by **Manbush** » January 25, 2013, 7:14 am

Lol update, doing the deed on Monday, while I've stated I trust her she is pushing me to sign legal forms stating I don't need to pay child support, basically the arrangement will be she raises the kid her way (has a kid already who is very well balanced and very happy so no dramas there), I don't pay child support but I am to be involved in the kids life as dad, this is a bizarre twist of fate, I've always wanted to be a dad get so clucky at times but at almost 40 had given up all hope of it ever occurring.

If it does work out mum will freak, she still has photos of the 2 of us dressed as mice in clogs in the lead roles of a play from primary school

Ex jockey with racing connections so might be able to get some good tips, double win

The Nickman · Post by **The Nickman** » January 25, 2013, 7:17 am

This is such a romantic story.

Shezza · Post by **Shezza** » January 25, 2013, 7:40 am

Manbush wrote:Lol update, doing the deed on Monday, while I've stated I trust her she is pushing me to sign legal forms stating I don't need to pay child support, basically the arrangement will be she raises the kid her way (has a kid already who is very well balanced and very happy so no dramas there), I don't pay child support but I am to be involved in the kids life as dad, this is a bizarre twist of fate, I've always wanted to be a dad get so clucky at times but at almost 40 had given up all hope of it ever occurring.

If it does work out mum will freak, she still has photos of the 2 of us dressed as mice in clogs in the lead roles of a play from primary school

Ex jockey with racing connections so might be able to get some good tips, double win

Is the "deed" the natural way or via other means?

The Nickman · Post by **The Nickman** » January 25, 2013, 7:41 am

He's sending it via envelope.

Manbush · Post by **Manbush** » January 25, 2013, 7:44 am

Natural by the sounds of things.

And don't worry guys any racing tips I can squeeze outta her I will pass on

The Nickman · Post by **The Nickman** » January 25, 2013, 8:00 am

Man, this is the best story ever!

Please · Post by **Please** » January 25, 2013, 8:47 am

Manbush wrote:Natural by the sounds of things.

And don't worry guys any racing tips I can squeeze outta her I will pass on

So will you be posting in the gambling thread while she's showering?

Manbush · Post by **Manbush** » January 25, 2013, 8:52 am

I'm too classy for that

probably

Zip Zip · Post by **Zip Zip** » January 25, 2013, 9:50 am

Hahaha! This is the best thing I have EVER read! Good on you bushy!

Amazing scenes!