What has made/ruined your day

Dr Zaius · Post by **Dr Zaius** » October 22, 2012, 10:58 am

I once met someone that claimed to be Jesus' representative on earth and that he was meeting up with him the next day. I'm not sure how that panned out for him.

The Nickman · Post by **The Nickman** » October 22, 2012, 11:06 am

Greenbits wrote:I once met someone that claimed to be Jesus' representative on earth and that he was meeting up with him the next day. I'm not sure how that panned out for him.

Excellently, more than likely.

Shezza · Post by **Shezza** » October 22, 2012, 11:41 am

When you say lock it down - do you mean marriage or just a greater level of "commitment"?

Michael · Post by **Michael** » October 22, 2012, 11:47 am

By 'lock it down' I was definitely referring to marriage.

As for the driving range shenanigans, I think women generally respect you a bit more if your physical contact isn't obtained through subterfuge. Women aren't stupid, they see that crap coming a mile away - better to be up-front about it in my experience, they'll at least respect the honesty.

Please · Post by **Please** » October 22, 2012, 12:10 pm

Ruined - On training for the next couple of days which isn't relevant to what I do.

Dr Zaius · Post by **Dr Zaius** » October 22, 2012, 12:21 pm

The_Nickman wrote:
Greenbits wrote:I once met someone that claimed to be Jesus' representative on earth and that he was meeting up with him the next day. I'm not sure how that panned out for him.
Excellently, more than likely.

Possibly. I suspect it involved psychotropic drugs.

Post by **dubby** » October 22, 2012, 12:51 pm

Call me what you want but I'm a little flexible considering no one has actually spoken to God/Jesus in over 2000 years and it's the Catholic church setting a lot of rules.

Um, there is this thing called prayer which is actually someone speaking to God/Jesus, and its been happening for a long time.

yeh raiders · Post by **yeh raiders** » October 22, 2012, 1:00 pm

dubby wrote:
Call me what you want but I'm a little flexible considering no one has actually spoken to God/Jesus in over 2000 years and it's the Catholic church setting a lot of rules.

Um, there is this thing called prayer which is actually someone speaking to God/Jesus, and its been happening for a long time.

Was waiting for you (yes specifically you haha) to call me out on that.. FTR i pray every night. But i dont neccessarily "hear" a response.

The Nickman · Post by **The Nickman** » October 22, 2012, 1:21 pm

Luffty wrote:Ruined - On training for the next couple of days which isn't relevant to what I do.

It's not relevant to collecting cans??

Please · Post by **Please** » October 22, 2012, 2:57 pm

That's only a hobby. I had to get a big boys job.

Shadow Boxer · Post by **Shadow Boxer** » October 22, 2012, 4:43 pm

yeh raiders wrote:
dubby wrote:
Call me what you want but I'm a little flexible considering no one has actually spoken to God/Jesus in over 2000 years and it's the Catholic church setting a lot of rules.

Um, there is this thing called prayer which is actually someone speaking to God/Jesus, and its been happening for a long time.
Was waiting for you (yes specifically you haha) to call me out on that.. FTR i pray every night. But i dont neccessarily "hear" a response.

I wonder how god chooses who to listen to and help, the dying child, the parents of the autistic or handicapped, the teenager dying in a car wreck, the young girl wanting the new One Direction album. the unbaptised.....

The Nickman · Post by **The Nickman** » October 22, 2012, 4:52 pm

Shadow Boxer wrote:
yeh raiders wrote:
dubby wrote:
Call me what you want but I'm a little flexible considering no one has actually spoken to God/Jesus in over 2000 years and it's the Catholic church setting a lot of rules.
Um, there is this thing called prayer which is actually someone speaking to God/Jesus, and its been happening for a long time.
Was waiting for you (yes specifically you haha) to call me out on that.. FTR i pray every night. But i dont neccessarily "hear" a response.
I wonder how god chooses who to listen to and help, the dying child, the parents of the autistic or handicapped, the teenager dying in a car wreck, the young girl wanting the new One Direction album. the unbaptised.....

Interesting question... you should ask it in the Religion thread

Michael · Post by **Michael** » October 22, 2012, 5:13 pm

Shadow Boxer wrote:
yeh raiders wrote:
dubby wrote:
Call me what you want but I'm a little flexible considering no one has actually spoken to God/Jesus in over 2000 years and it's the Catholic church setting a lot of rules.

Um, there is this thing called prayer which is actually someone speaking to God/Jesus, and its been happening for a long time.
Was waiting for you (yes specifically you haha) to call me out on that.. FTR i pray every night. But i dont neccessarily "hear" a response.
I wonder how god chooses who to listen to and help, the dying child, the parents of the autistic or handicapped, the teenager dying in a car wreck, the young girl wanting the new One Direction album. the unbaptised.....

Hey dude, let's just contain all that rubbish to the one thread. This thread is about having your day made/ruined and now dating.

The Nickman · Post by **The Nickman** » October 22, 2012, 5:16 pm

And Luffty collecting cans

Shadow Boxer · Post by **Shadow Boxer** » October 22, 2012, 5:16 pm

Rick · Post by **Rick** » October 22, 2012, 11:02 pm

Made- finding my jersey that I lost a few years ago

The Nickman · Post by **The Nickman** » October 22, 2012, 11:15 pm

I've got that same '97 jersey, Rick.

bonehead · Post by **bonehead** » October 23, 2012, 10:10 am

My onfield 98 is that jersey with the nrl logo stitched over the superleague logo and a plastic oracle sponsor stuck on.

Post by **dubby** » October 23, 2012, 10:46 am

Luffty wrote:That's only a hobby. I had to get a big boys job.

Aren't you the same guy who gets drunk every night and turns his phone off so his Assistant has to handle phone calls?

Can collecting got a lot more prestigious.

The Nickman · Post by **The Nickman** » October 23, 2012, 11:04 am

dubby wrote:
Luffty wrote:That's only a hobby. I had to get a big boys job.
Aren't you the same guy who gets drunk every night and turns his phone off so his Assistant has to handle phone calls?

Can collecting got a lot more prestigious.

That's called delegation dubs, all the big guys at the top do that.

Please · Post by **Please** » October 23, 2012, 11:43 am

dubby wrote:
Luffty wrote:That's only a hobby. I had to get a big boys job.
Aren't you the same guy who gets drunk every night and turns his phone off so his Assistant has to handle phone calls?

Can collecting got a lot more prestigious.

Not every night.

Only when I'm manager.

Decorous Muse · Post by **Decorous Muse** » October 23, 2012, 11:45 am

Do you get to crush the cans as well?

Please · Post by **Please** » October 23, 2012, 11:46 am

Only the Solo cans so I can play soccer with them.

The Nickman · Post by **The Nickman** » October 23, 2012, 12:06 pm

Ha! I used to love playing canball...

Decorous Muse · Post by **Decorous Muse** » October 23, 2012, 12:16 pm

that must be soda pressing!

Shezza · Post by **Shezza** » October 23, 2012, 12:17 pm

hahahaha that is woeful

Michael · Post by **Michael** » October 23, 2012, 5:05 pm

Decorous Muse wrote:that must be soda pressing!

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Schifty · Post by **Schifty** » October 23, 2012, 5:13 pm

Decorous Muse wrote:that must be soda pressing!

That comment just caused my web browser to crash.

Nick · Post by **Nick** » October 24, 2012, 8:59 am

Ill get your coat

Seiffert82 · Post by **Seiffert82** » October 25, 2012, 6:04 pm

soda pressing.

hehehe nice.

Irwinfletch · Post by **Irwinfletch** » October 25, 2012, 7:41 pm

Made: First electricity bill in since installing solar panels. 10 bucks credit!

Please · Post by **Please** » October 25, 2012, 8:27 pm

Made - everything that could have gone right today did go right.

Ruined - when writing the above I got pulled over by the cops and got hit with a $300 fine...

Lui_Bon · Post by **Lui_Bon** » October 26, 2012, 8:31 pm

Soda pressing just made my night.

My today was bit like Luffty's. Ran out of petrol on the way to work. Roughly 6k from home and 10k from the servo, at a guess. I think I have 5 litres in a can and so I get out and start walking back down the highway. I've gone no more than a hundred yards when a car pulls over and tells me to get in. Pam you're a legend. To me anyway. She said I looked respectable enough (which worked for Ted Bundy), drove me to the servo, waited while I bought cans of petrol, and drove me back to my car... Fully whoohoo.

And I got to work late and it didn't matter; and I still left early.

So it was one of those days that started appallingly, improved massively thanks to random human kindness, and has now resulted in me on the greenhouse on a Friday night....

Actually, that's a few swings and roundabouts...

86 invader · Post by **86 invader** » November 4, 2012, 9:09 pm

i don't usually care about celebrities dying... i just found out last night (2 years late) that the comedian greg giraldo had died... there is something deflating learning that a funny comedian has died quite young... and that really, really bad ones like kathy griffin are still performing...

The Nickman · Post by **The Nickman** » November 4, 2012, 9:12 pm

Yeah, Mitch Hedberg dying was a real tragedy for stand-up