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I had a dream

Post by Please » March 7, 2013, 6:49 am

Dear Dream Diary,

Last night I had several dreams. Here we go.

1. I had a couple of ex's at my house. I wanted to make love to both of them. They then saw each other and left me with blueballs.

2. I was getting prepared for a cricket match. I put all my gear on, but then forgot about my pants. That was weird.

3. I was in Germany with a bunch of friends. We weren't allowed to be there, so when we were trying to leave the country we got in trouble. We were massive smartarses to them, and it was funny.
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Re: I had a dream

Post by The Rickman » March 7, 2013, 6:51 am

Your ex's left with blueballs?? :shock:
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I had a dream

Post by Please » March 7, 2013, 6:52 am

The Nickman wrote:Your ex's left with blueballs?? :shock:
I got no idea what your on about.
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Re: I had a dream

Post by The Rickman » March 7, 2013, 6:55 am

Nice edit.

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I had a dream

Post by Please » March 8, 2013, 9:23 am

Dear Dream Diary,

Last night was a strange one. It was like an episode of a modern version of Game of Thrones. Anyway, we invaded one families house and they gave us lots of stuff in order to get us to leave. Truce was called, but then they attacked us. I then took the responsibility of looking after 2 kids.

Then one of the attackers tried to take the kids. I attacked him with a Stanley knife and **** him up. Then to run away we called a hippogriff and we started flying it, and then disappeared.

I am so awesome.
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Re: I had a dream

Post by Lucy » March 8, 2013, 9:47 am

I had a dream about David Milne..
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Re: I had a dream

Post by Schifty » December 8, 2013, 7:38 pm

Had a dream that I had a dream where there was some sort of nuclear device dropped on Canberra in the middle of the night. I was then biting my finger in the dream to try wake up from the dream about the bomb or whatevcer the **** it was.

Yep I'm pretty f***ked in the head atm :lol: :woot: :hmmm

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Re: I had a dream

Post by Begbie » December 8, 2013, 10:10 pm

Take it easy mate. Me and Muse are always here for you.

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Re: I had a dream

Post by Please » December 9, 2013, 1:26 pm

I forgot about my dream diary...

Last night I dreamt I slept with Zooey Deschanel. It was a good dream...
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Re: I had a dream

Post by bonehead » December 12, 2013, 6:32 pm

I seem to think I posted my dream about the guy who died in the 9/11 attacks, I googled his name the following morning to find I was the 1st visitor to his memorial page.
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Re: I had a dream

Post by The Rickman » December 12, 2013, 9:02 pm

bonehead wrote:I seem to think I posted my dream about the guy who died in the 9/11 attacks, I googled his name the following morning to find I was the 1st visitor to his memorial page.
What the ****?? Give more details!!
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Re: I had a dream

Post by Schifty » December 12, 2013, 9:09 pm

The Nickman wrote:
bonehead wrote:I seem to think I posted my dream about the guy who died in the 9/11 attacks, I googled his name the following morning to find I was the 1st visitor to his memorial page.
What the ****?? Give more details!!
x2 that is fascinating.

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Re: I had a dream

Post by The Rickman » December 12, 2013, 9:13 pm

Seriously.
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Re: I had a dream

Post by Schifty » December 12, 2013, 9:16 pm

If that happened to me I'd freak out.

How long ago was it?

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Re: I had a dream

Post by Baywatch » December 12, 2013, 9:29 pm

The last dream I remember I was getting chased by a large group of obese women on pogo sticks up a hill. The hill was too steep so they kept falling down and rolling to the bottom.
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Re: I had a dream

Post by The Rickman » December 12, 2013, 9:43 pm

Baywatch wrote:The last dream I remember I was getting chased by a large group of obese women on pogo sticks up a hill. The hill was too steep so they kept falling down and rolling to the bottom.
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Re: I had a dream

Post by Please » December 12, 2013, 9:46 pm

**** inconsiderate Keno
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Re: I had a dream

Post by Jake » December 12, 2013, 9:50 pm

I need to know more about bonehead's dream immediately. That sort of stuff fascinates me.

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Re: I had a dream

Post by The Rickman » December 12, 2013, 9:51 pm

It obviously fascinates all of us. What kind of jerk posts that and then says "Ahhh well, that's me... I'm off to bed"??
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Re: I had a dream

Post by Please » December 12, 2013, 9:55 pm

I would love to do Divination
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Re: I had a dream

Post by bonehead » December 13, 2013, 5:52 am

I'll post when I get time
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Re: I had a dream

Post by Fuifui Bradbrad » December 13, 2013, 6:14 am

I just had the strangest, most realistic dream I had to come on here to see that it didn't happen.

Don Furner arranged this press conference to announce that the Raiders had been purchased by Red Bull and would be renamed "Red Bulls of Canberra". GE started spearheading a campaign to boycott this new team. Because I don't know what GE looks like, I imagined this guy

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Anyway everything was changed. This was our jersey

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Meanwhile GE's boycott mission really kicked off and attendances really dropped, despite the fact the club was #1 on the ladder as a result of the money poured into the club from Red Bull.

At the end of the season we finished runner up and Red Bull decided to move the club to the Central Coast due to the lack of numbers in attendance. Oddly GE supported this idea and told us this was his master plan the whole time.

The GH supporters then started a rally to bring back the Raiders. Dave Smith said this couldnt happen because Red Bull now owned the name. Believing there needed to be a Canberra team in the NRL, he brokered a move to relocate the Jets to Canberra and promote them to the NRL.
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Re: I had a dream

Post by Manchild » December 13, 2013, 10:40 am

I had a dream that I helped a mate out that got himself in some trouble with bikies over drugs. I went with him to the clubhouse to try sort things out. When we got there they said we had to play pool. The idea of the game was whatever ball number you sunk is how many times they would hit you with a hammer. It was a ploy to get us to tell the truth (although I didn't know what they were on about). My first shot off the break and I sunk like the 9 ball, 5 ball and the 2 ball.

After my flogging with the hammer we ended up in a police chase somehow which ended in us crashing.

End of dream.

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Re: I had a dream

Post by bonehead » December 13, 2013, 6:35 pm

Around 2006,
in my dream I'm making a movie, not sure what it's about, there's a lacquered timber architrave around a filthy window and written/burned with something like a soldering iron into the wood is a man's signature. The song "welcome to the boom town" is playing as part of the movie.
I jump awake in a lather of sweat, go out to my PC and Google the name, the first hit is a 9/11 memorial site and I'm the 1st visitor on the pages counter. I move around the site and the other victims names have heaps of candles and page hits.
Clearly I couldn't go back to sleep but have since forgotten the name, probably for my own sanity.
That house was freaky, my mrs and I had all sorts of nightmares the whole time we lived there.
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Post by Toviii » December 13, 2013, 6:45 pm

Holy ****! That's scary!
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Re: I had a dream

Post by Begbie » December 13, 2013, 6:46 pm

Wow. That's pretty intense.

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Re: I had a dream

Post by Schifty » December 13, 2013, 7:04 pm

I don't think I'd sleep for a month if I had a dream like that.

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Re: I had a dream

Post by bonehead » December 13, 2013, 9:40 pm

I'm a sleepwalker, incredibly vivid dreams
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Re: I had a dream

Post by The Rickman » December 14, 2013, 2:17 am

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Re: I had a dream

Post by dubby » December 14, 2013, 9:12 am

bonehead wrote:Around 2006,
in my dream I'm making a movie, not sure what it's about, there's a lacquered timber architrave around a filthy window and written/burned with something like a soldering iron into the wood is a man's signature. The song "welcome to the boom town" is playing as part of the movie.
I jump awake in a lather of sweat, go out to my PC and Google the name, the first hit is a 9/11 memorial site and I'm the 1st visitor on the pages counter. I move around the site and the other victims names have heaps of candles and page hits.
Clearly I couldn't go back to sleep but have since forgotten the name, probably for my own sanity.
That house was freaky, my mrs and I had all sorts of nightmares the whole time we lived there.
That's not a dream, it's a vision.

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Re: I had a dream

Post by dubby » January 8, 2014, 6:05 pm

I had a dream I was on a big speed boat with nickman. They tied me to the front of the boat and went really fast, so fast the front of the boat was vertical. Nickman was laughing at me
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Re: I had a dream

Post by Begbie » January 8, 2014, 6:06 pm

Ok, you need your head read.

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Re: I had a dream

Post by Schifty » January 8, 2014, 6:09 pm

dubby wrote:I had a dream I was on a big speed boat with nickman. They tied me to the front of the boat and went really fast, so fast the front of the boat was vertical. Nickman was laughing at me
So even in your dreams Nickman is a jerk..

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Re: I had a dream

Post by The Rickman » January 8, 2014, 6:27 pm

Who's they, dubby??
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Re: I had a dream

Post by dubby » January 9, 2014, 1:13 pm

The Nickman wrote:Who's they, dubby??
The other people, no idea who they were. And yes, you were drunk
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