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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by dubby » September 8, 2017, 12:23 pm

Mal should be an immortal. He was the most dominant player in his era, not just for his talent but because he got the best out of others, played the game fair, was highly respected because of that, and now he has turned qld into a dominant force because of these traits. He'll do the same for Australia as well.



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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by Roger Kenworthy » September 28, 2017, 10:05 pm

Would SLS host a gay wedding reception?

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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by greeneyed » September 29, 2017, 12:03 am

Sure.


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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by The Rickman » September 29, 2017, 3:43 pm

Can I come too, Ed?
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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by Roger Kenworthy » October 2, 2017, 11:10 am

The Nickman wrote:Can I come too, Ed?
You will be a groom if I get my way.

What about the Aussie Rules Grand Final, Steve?

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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by -TW- » October 2, 2017, 11:11 am

What a cracking game of football.. the rugby match however..

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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by greeneyed » October 2, 2017, 11:13 am

Roger Kenworthy wrote:
The Nickman wrote:Can I come too, Ed?
You will be a groom if I get my way.

What about the Aussie Rules Grand Final, Steve?
That isn't shown or discussed in this bar!
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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by dubby » October 2, 2017, 11:58 am

Steve, I think the NRL needs a proper reserve grade competition
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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by greeneyed » October 2, 2017, 12:01 pm

And a youth competition.
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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by Fuifui Bradbrad » October 2, 2017, 12:02 pm

I agree


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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by Roger Kenworthy » October 2, 2017, 12:34 pm

greeneyed wrote:
Roger Kenworthy wrote:
The Nickman wrote:Can I come too, Ed?
You will be a groom if I get my way.

What about the Aussie Rules Grand Final, Steve?
That isn't shown or discussed in this bar!
Would you rather watch an AFL GF (3 hours?), or Avatar on a loop for 24 hours?

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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by greeneyed » October 2, 2017, 12:51 pm

Easy. Avatar on loop for 24 hours.
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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by greeneyed » November 18, 2017, 9:09 pm

I think I'm getting old. I'm just watching An Officer and a Gentleman on 7flix.

Richard Gere is now 68 and Debra Winger is 62!

They should always be imagined as they were at 30 odd years old.

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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by Question » November 19, 2017, 9:16 am

I love that movie, instantly fell in love with Debra.

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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by Roger Kenworthy » July 22, 2018, 8:49 pm

Steve can you make me a Ricky Stuart, and a Don Furner chaser?

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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by greeneyed » July 22, 2018, 8:50 pm

Why not?
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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by Botman » July 22, 2018, 10:48 pm

Good timing... my wife left last night a week in Prague for "work matters"

i assume she's getting rolling drunk and seeing the sights, taking a well earned break from me and the kids... but im single parenting. And now it occurs to me that i might have a serious drinking problem.

The problem is im halfway through re-watching The Force Awakens and im out of booze. Poor planning on my behalf really.

GE, i'd like some sort of desert wine, a sweet port of some kind if you dont mind.
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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by Schifty » July 22, 2018, 10:59 pm

I accidentally had a nap from 4 to 6 pm so could really do with a nightcap to help get me to sleep tonight.

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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by Botman » July 22, 2018, 11:08 pm

Schifty wrote:
July 22, 2018, 10:59 pm
I accidentally had a nap from 4 to 6 pm so could really do with a nightcap to help get me to sleep tonight.
Yeah, no. **** you and your nap.
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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by Schifty » July 22, 2018, 11:26 pm

Pigman wrote:
July 22, 2018, 11:08 pm
Schifty wrote:
July 22, 2018, 10:59 pm
I accidentally had a nap from 4 to 6 pm so could really do with a nightcap to help get me to sleep tonight.
Yeah, no. **** you and your nap.
That nap meant less Xbox time!

It's a tough life at times.

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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by T_R » July 23, 2018, 9:15 am

Pigman wrote:
July 22, 2018, 10:48 pm
Good timing... my wife left last night a week in Prague for "work matters"
Czech guys were recently voted 'best looking in the world'.

Just saying.
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Son, we live in a world that has forums, and those forums have to be guarded by Mods. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Nickman? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Lucy, and you curse GE. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that GE’s moderation, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, keeps threads on track and under the appropriately sized, highlighted green headings.
You want moderation because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that forum -- you need me on that forum. We use words like "stay on topic," "use the appropriate forum," "please delete." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very moderation that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you get a green handle and edit a post. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think about moderation.

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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by Botman » July 23, 2018, 9:27 am

T_R wrote:
July 23, 2018, 9:15 am
Pigman wrote:
July 22, 2018, 10:48 pm
Good timing... my wife left last night a week in Prague for "work matters"
Czech guys were recently voted 'best looking in the world'.

Just saying.
If she’s flying to the Czech Republic to find a better looking man than me, I’ll be **** furious.
There is half a dozen of those at any given time at Garran shops!
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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by T_R » July 23, 2018, 9:56 am

Pigman wrote:
July 23, 2018, 9:27 am

If she’s flying to the Czech Republic to find a better looking man than me, I’ll be **** furious.
There is half a dozen of those at any given time at Garran shops!
It DOES seem like a long way to go, yes. :D
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Son, we live in a world that has forums, and those forums have to be guarded by Mods. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Nickman? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Lucy, and you curse GE. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that GE’s moderation, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, keeps threads on track and under the appropriately sized, highlighted green headings.
You want moderation because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that forum -- you need me on that forum. We use words like "stay on topic," "use the appropriate forum," "please delete." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very moderation that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you get a green handle and edit a post. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think about moderation.

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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by reptar » July 23, 2018, 2:12 pm

Steve, can I have a glass of Chianti? Apparently New York does sleep and I couldn't get another glass
Gina Riley: Oh, come on, John. That’s a bit old hat, the corrupt IOC delegate.
John Clarke: Old hat? Gina, in the scientific world when they see that something is happening again and again and again, repeatedly, they don’t call it old hat. They call it a pattern.

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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by greeneyed » July 23, 2018, 2:16 pm

reptar wrote:Steve, can I have a glass of Chianti? Apparently New York does sleep and I couldn't get another glass
Why yes you can!


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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by reptar » July 23, 2018, 2:21 pm

greeneyed wrote:
reptar wrote:Steve, can I have a glass of Chianti? Apparently New York does sleep and I couldn't get another glass
Why yes you can!


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Gina Riley: Oh, come on, John. That’s a bit old hat, the corrupt IOC delegate.
John Clarke: Old hat? Gina, in the scientific world when they see that something is happening again and again and again, repeatedly, they don’t call it old hat. They call it a pattern.

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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by Fuifui Bradbrad » July 27, 2018, 8:33 pm

Medovina for me barkeep.

Does anyone have any tips to stop dogs barking in the mornings? This week, Mack has had a habit of barking and waking us up at 5:30 in the morning. I’m missing my sleep


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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by greeneyed » July 27, 2018, 8:35 pm

We have no idea what that is, sorry.

My tip is... don't have dogs.
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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by bonehead » July 27, 2018, 9:48 pm

kraken please Steve.

yell at the dogs, low rumbly gruff voice make it clear you aren't happy then go back to bed. My beagles now sleep in to past 7 every morning

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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by dubby » July 27, 2018, 9:55 pm

Steve, I'm lost and needing some encouragement. No alcohol. Ok, just a small bourbon. What I really need is a mate and some sound advice.

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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by Fuifui Bradbrad » July 27, 2018, 9:56 pm

Medovina it like a Honey Mead - I had it in Prague, and hearing Mrs Nick is over there took me back. Spent a night drinking and loving life in this awesome little bar called Cash Only. Good times.

I’ve tried telling like that, but it encourages them. I think they think I’m barking with them.


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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by Roger Kenworthy » August 16, 2018, 8:06 am

dubby wrote:
July 27, 2018, 9:55 pm
Steve, I'm lost and needing some encouragement. No alcohol. Ok, just a small bourbon. What I really need is a mate and some sound advice.

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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker Est 2005

Post by -PJ- » August 16, 2018, 3:40 pm

Where's Nickman ?

Since his absence I've gained at least 100 posts on him...
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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker Est 2005

Post by Fuifui Bradbrad » December 14, 2018, 4:01 pm

Seabreeze please barkeep.

I've had a pretty rough time at work lately. Really, it's been a disappointing year work wise. Been pondering what on earth I'm doing and for what purpose. I found this quote this week, which has really helped me readjust my thinking. It's been sitting with me ever since I read it
George Bernard Shaw wrote:This is the true joy in life, the being used for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one; the being a force of nature instead of a feverish, selfish little clod of ailments and grievances complaining that the world will not devote itself to making you happy.

I am of the opinion that my life belongs to the whole community, and as long as I live it is my privilege to do for it whatever I can.

I want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I work the more I live. I rejoice in life for its own sake. Life is no “brief candle” for me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got hold of for the moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future generations.
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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker Est 2005

Post by The Rickman » December 14, 2018, 4:07 pm

-PJ- wrote:
August 16, 2018, 3:40 pm
Where's Nickman ?

Since his absence I've gained at least 100 posts on him...
Awwww Peej, I love you too!
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