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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by greeneyed » September 3, 2017, 9:03 pm

bonehead wrote:got any draytons reds back there general?

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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by bonehead » September 3, 2017, 9:05 pm

greeneyed wrote:
bonehead wrote:got any draytons reds back there general?

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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by greeneyed » September 3, 2017, 9:06 pm

:lol:
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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by -TW- » September 3, 2017, 9:07 pm

bonehead wrote:
greeneyed wrote:
bonehead wrote:got any draytons reds back there general?

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fine I'll get my own, fathers day shopping run was great. Leogate, Scarborough, Draytons

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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by bonehead » September 3, 2017, 9:18 pm

my surgeon needs paying, he drinks red

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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by Fuifui Bradbrad » September 5, 2017, 3:12 am

What's everyone's preference between Scotch and Bourbon?

Me, I'm a Bourbon drinker, but my mates try and convert me to Scotch. I don't know, I don't find it as smooth. Bourbon is more welcoming to me.

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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by T_R » September 5, 2017, 5:51 am

Don't be silly. It's scotch.

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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by dubby » September 5, 2017, 9:03 am

Bourbon ftw

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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by Captain Punish » September 5, 2017, 9:05 am

Gin.

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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by dubby » September 5, 2017, 9:06 am

Captain Punish wrote:Gin.

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Oh Lucy, no......just no..... next thing you're mixing vodka and coke

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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by PigRickman » September 5, 2017, 9:08 am

Or throwing around racial and homophobic slurs
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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by Captain Punish » September 5, 2017, 9:10 am

I'll have a Hendricks, tonic and cucumber thanks bar keep. Make it heavy on the ice. Cheers.

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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by reptar » September 5, 2017, 9:32 am

Negroni please keep!
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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by The Rickman » September 5, 2017, 9:38 am

Pigman wrote:Or throwing around racial and homophobic slurs
Hahahahahaha PTOOOTN, dubs!

Also, for me it's bourbon. I was at my old man's place on Friday and he insisted we had a few scotches on the rocks as a nightcap, but I still prefer my Maker's and soda, heaps of ice.
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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by bonehead » September 5, 2017, 9:40 am

let's start the day slow keep, bundy red and dry no ice

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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by -PJ- » September 5, 2017, 10:30 am

I dabble in the Wild Turkey...
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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by Sid » September 5, 2017, 11:25 am

A small glass of Milk please Steve and make it skim... aahhhh to hell with it, it's Mad Monday season! Make it full cream!!
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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by Roger Kenworthy » September 6, 2017, 8:30 am

Steve has checked into a facility after struggling to deal with the surge in popularity of his joint.

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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by Captain Punish » September 6, 2017, 8:34 am

Roger Kenworthy wrote:Steve has checked into a facility after struggling to deal with the surge in popularity of his joint.
Tell him to take our transgender friends with him. We all know how badly they need it.

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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by T_R » September 6, 2017, 8:41 am

Roger Kenworthy wrote:Steve has checked into a facility after struggling to deal with the surge in popularity of his joint.
That explains the drink service, anyway.
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You want moderation because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that forum -- you need me on that forum. We use words like "stay on topic," "use the appropriate forum," "please delete." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very moderation that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you get a green handle and edit a post. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think about moderation.

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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by greeneyed » September 6, 2017, 8:52 am

Shut up and drink your drinks.
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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by T_R » September 6, 2017, 10:56 am

The barman wanders in after 3 days without service and is rude and surly.

Authentic French atmosphere to this place, I see

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Son, we live in a world that has forums, and those forums have to be guarded by Mods. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Nickman? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Lucy, and you curse GE. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that GE’s moderation, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, keeps threads on track and under the appropriately sized, highlighted green headings.
You want moderation because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that forum -- you need me on that forum. We use words like "stay on topic," "use the appropriate forum," "please delete." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very moderation that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you get a green handle and edit a post. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think about moderation.

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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by Roger Kenworthy » September 6, 2017, 11:46 am

T_R wrote:The barman wanders in after 3 days without service and is rude and surly.

Authentic French atmosphere to this place, I see

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:lol:

He has rebranded to the joint to "Le Billard".

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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by The Rickman » September 6, 2017, 12:40 pm

T_R wrote:The barman wanders in after 3 days without service and is rude and surly.

Authentic French atmosphere to this place, I see

Also very similar to Rocky. Less fights though.
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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by bonehead » September 6, 2017, 12:44 pm

in that case a bottle of Beaujolais and a game of snooker anyone?

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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by T_R » September 6, 2017, 12:45 pm

The Nickman wrote:
T_R wrote:The barman wanders in after 3 days without service and smashes a pint glass into my face without warning.

Authentic French atmosphere to this place, I see

Also very similar to Rocky. Less fights though.
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Son, we live in a world that has forums, and those forums have to be guarded by Mods. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Nickman? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Lucy, and you curse GE. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that GE’s moderation, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, keeps threads on track and under the appropriately sized, highlighted green headings.
You want moderation because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that forum -- you need me on that forum. We use words like "stay on topic," "use the appropriate forum," "please delete." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very moderation that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you get a green handle and edit a post. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think about moderation.

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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by The Rickman » September 6, 2017, 12:59 pm

Haha come on TR, that was only one barman once

And I was kindof asking for it, m8
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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by Notaroboticfish » September 6, 2017, 3:57 pm

The Nickman wrote:
T_R wrote:The barman wanders in after 3 days without service and is rude and surly.

Authentic French atmosphere to this place, I see

Also very similar to Rocky. Less fights though.
Everyone knows if you're looking for a fight to go to this place called "The Politics Thread 2016"


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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by The Rickman » September 6, 2017, 4:10 pm

Notaroboticfish wrote:
The Nickman wrote:
T_R wrote:The barman wanders in after 3 days without service and is rude and surly.

Authentic French atmosphere to this place, I see

Also very similar to Rocky. Less fights though.
Everyone knows if you're looking for a fight to go to this place called "The Politics Thread 2016"


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Is it a fair fight over in that bar though??

Just looks like an old, drunk, homophobic guy muttering under his breath in the corner about same-sex marriage and not actually making any valid points to me.

Should've probably been cut-off from the cheap wine he was drinking ages ago.
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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by dubby » September 7, 2017, 12:00 pm

Can I get a hug?

Feeling down today.

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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by bonehead » September 7, 2017, 12:57 pm

dubby wrote:Can I get a hug?

Feeling down today.

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id avoid hugging most in this bar tbh Dubs, but I'm always up for a warm snuggle

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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by dubby » September 7, 2017, 1:35 pm

Better than a cold one i guess

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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by The Rickman » September 7, 2017, 1:48 pm

Sorry dubs, we're still waiting for Steve to change the rules allowing us to hug in his bar.

Apparently there's a few folks who drink at a different bar who have no intention of ever drinking at SLS who don't think we should be allowed to hug in this bar.
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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by dubby » September 7, 2017, 3:44 pm

I see what you did there......

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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker

Post by The Rickman » September 7, 2017, 4:09 pm

Personally, I think it's none of those blokes in the other bar's opinion what we do over here at SLS
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