Steve's Lazy Snooker Est 2005

Roger Kenworthy · Post by **Roger Kenworthy** » January 19, 2005, 8:22 pm

I would like to announce the opening of our own greeneyed's virtual bar. Pull up a chair anytime and discuss your problems over a pint with Barman Steve.

Nick · Post by **Nick** » January 19, 2005, 8:30 pm

awesome work
can i get a double vodka and coke 8) and point me in the dirrection of the karaoke machine

Sasha · Post by **Sasha** » January 19, 2005, 8:32 pm

Give me a couple of Jim Beam' and cokes, and make sure its none of that dodgy Pub Brew bourbon

Oh and does your bar have a TAB facility?

paulquinn49 · Post by **paulquinn49** » January 19, 2005, 8:36 pm

Hey Steve... I have a problem

Its hard finding a job. I want a job in retail but the only jobs going are Manager type jobs which I cant get because I havent had enough experience.

I also think hot chicks are stealing my entry level jobs that I could do 4000 times better than them

llab yob · Post by **llab yob** » January 19, 2005, 8:39 pm

i like schiftys idea give me a Jim Beam.

Post by **greeneyed** » January 19, 2005, 8:41 pm

paulquinn49 wrote:Hey Steve... I have a problem

Its hard finding a job. I want a job in retail but the only jobs going are Manager type jobs which I cant get because I havent had enough experience.

I also think hot chicks are stealing my entry level jobs that I could do 4000 times better than them

Finish your study and in the meantime, get one of those hamburger flipper jobs at Maccas. If you make employee of the month at Maccas, it looks good on your CV.

Sasha · Post by **Sasha** » January 19, 2005, 8:47 pm

paulquinn49 wrote:Hey Steve... I have a problem

Its hard finding a job. I want a job in retail but the only jobs going are Manager type jobs which I cant get because I havent had enough experience.

I also think hot chicks are stealing my entry level jobs that I could do 4000 times better than them

try applying online at colesmyer, I hear they are usually looking for people.

Inactive · Post by **Inactive** » January 19, 2005, 8:49 pm

Boyo greeneyed I hope you are qualified to give these guys the sort of advice they need to further their careers, standing in the community and understanding of what makes a refreshing/smooth quality wine (I think he is).

This is a great thread if I've ever seen one

paulquinn49 · Post by **paulquinn49** » January 19, 2005, 8:49 pm

Im in the Coles Myer "Talent Pool". Which means nothing I have figured. Before Xmas I went to a group interview and cause I was good in it I was put into it.

They said if a suitable job comes up its mine, but its been to long now

Post by **greeneyed** » January 19, 2005, 8:55 pm

paulquinn49 wrote:Im in the Coles Myer "Talent Pool". Which means nothing I have figured. Before Xmas I went to a group interview and cause I was good in it I was put into it.

They said if a suitable job comes up its mine, but its been to long now

Have you finished your course yet or not?

paulquinn49 · Post by **paulquinn49** » January 19, 2005, 9:13 pm

Yep certificate 3, enrolling for certificate 4 on the 27th

Post by **greeneyed** » January 19, 2005, 9:16 pm

OK... well keep that up... you will get the call at CM... don't worry. And have another on the house.

Raider Azz · Post by **Raider Azz** » January 19, 2005, 9:36 pm

Pariso lemon lime please.

Inactive · Post by **Inactive** » January 19, 2005, 9:38 pm

greeneyed wrote:OK... well keep that up... you will get the call at CM... don't worry. And have another on the house.

Well that's one problem solved ... next

...

greeneyed this could be the beginning of a new career ... lemon, lime and bitters thanks.

Post by **greeneyed** » January 19, 2005, 9:45 pm

I stick to a crisp sauvignon blanc in general.

Nick · Post by **Nick** » January 19, 2005, 9:46 pm

ive got a problem despite my efforts toward cath and princess bay, ive fallen for my best friend, for the record its a chick, she is pretty hot, known her for about 3 years, there is plenty of water under the bridge in reguards to this issue, we have come close to gettin together heaps of times, i told her a while back i was over her cause it was less complicated that way but im not...

She is an awesome chick, has some emotional baggage but what chicks dont!? Its werid we get along heaps well and the only time we have ever had a fight was over her boyfriend who is a cockhead.

what should i do about it?

llab yob · Post by **llab yob** » January 19, 2005, 9:49 pm

yeah same with me 69 i have basiclly the same thing help steve.

Post by **greeneyed** » January 19, 2005, 9:50 pm

Keep posting and you will forget her and her boyfriend.

Nick · Post by **Nick** » January 19, 2005, 9:52 pm

greeneyed wrote:Keep posting and you will forget her and her boyfriend.

man ive got 22k work of posts
add that the 8-10 that were deleted or at RLeague

ive tried it and failed!!

(ballboy, you shouldnt confess to this when ballgirl posts here

)

Inactive · Post by **Inactive** » January 19, 2005, 9:52 pm

ohh boy ... now this is a hard one for even the most professional counsellor/quack

llab yob · Post by **llab yob** » January 19, 2005, 9:54 pm

Ball girl is going out with my best mate i dont have anything to do with her.
With this chick i liked for ages she even declined when Todd Carney asked her out for me, what should i do?

Post by **greeneyed** » January 19, 2005, 9:56 pm

OK... Find the moment to tell them how you feel. Try to avoid being idiots like they guys in the OC. This means not bumping your head on the door as you walk through it or tripping up the stairs. They love guys who care and share feelings. If it doesn't work, then you'll know.

Of course, if you did end up being stupid idiots like the guys on the OC, that would be entertaining for all your friends......

Nick · Post by **Nick** » January 19, 2005, 9:57 pm

ballboy wrote:Ball girl is going out with my best mate i dont have anything to do with her.
With this chick i liked for ages she even declined when Todd Carney asked her out for me, what should i do?

give up and get a your own damn problem instead of stealing mine!

serious is the great man Todd Carney cant work magic for ya its not likely to ever happen

Post by **greeneyed** » January 19, 2005, 9:58 pm

And don't get too worried... you are both too young to worry about this. Plenty of time yet.

Bay? You give some advice on this one....

llab yob · Post by **llab yob** » January 19, 2005, 9:58 pm

Thanks 69 i feel really good now

Inactive · Post by **Inactive** » January 19, 2005, 9:58 pm

Raider_69 wrote:ive got a problem despite my efforts toward cath and princess bay, ive fallen for my best friend, for the record its a chick, .....

pheww !!!

may I suggest a short term solution to take your mind of this "problem" would be that you occupy your time with finding a clapping emoticon :idea:

Raider Azz · Post by **Raider Azz** » January 19, 2005, 9:59 pm

I miss my ex-girlfriend who moved to England yesterday

What should I do to help get over it.

BTW still waiting on the Pariso lemon lime

Post by **greeneyed** » January 19, 2005, 10:00 pm

No no no.... you can't get Todd Carney to ask her out for you.... she will want to go out with Todd instead.

llab yob · Post by **llab yob** » January 19, 2005, 10:00 pm

She didnt even know who Todd Carney was

llab yob · Post by **llab yob** » January 19, 2005, 10:01 pm

And im 10 times the man Toddy is.

Nick · Post by **Nick** » January 19, 2005, 10:03 pm

Bay56 wrote:
Raider_69 wrote:ive got a problem despite my efforts toward cath and princess bay, ive fallen for my best friend, for the record its a chick, .....
pheww !!!

may I suggest a short term solution to take your mind of this "problem" would be that you occupy your time with finding a clapping emoticon :idea:

ive found one, just dosnt seem to work when i try to add it

Post by **greeneyed** » January 19, 2005, 10:06 pm

If she didn't know who Todd Carney was, not much point getting him to ask in the first place.....

Taprod.. here's the drink... have a few and see how you feel in a month's time.

Nick · Post by **Nick** » January 19, 2005, 10:09 pm

greeneyed wrote:If she didn't know who Todd Carney was, not much point getting him to ask in the first place.....

Taprod.. here's the drink... have a few and see how you feel in a month's time.

so you got nothing else for me but im young and shouldnt worry about it at my age?!

geez i wasnt expecting Dr Phil but well, i cant say im not a little dissappointed

Im tryin to convince her to come to the tigers trial with me, doubt she will thou

Inactive · Post by **Inactive** » January 19, 2005, 10:10 pm

taprod .... just adding to the very helpful advice from greeneyed just remember that there are plenty of fish in the sea ... just think of this one as the one that got away ... charge up the ol hook and throw it in again.

Nick · Post by **Nick** » January 19, 2005, 10:13 pm

got it sused

:clap