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Steve's Lazy Snooker Est 2005

Posted: January 19, 2005, 8:22 pm
by Roger Kenworthy
I would like to announce the opening of our own greeneyed's virtual bar. Pull up a chair anytime and discuss your problems over a pint with Barman Steve.

Posted: January 19, 2005, 8:30 pm
by Nick
awesome work
can i get a double vodka and coke 8) and point me in the dirrection of the karaoke machine

Posted: January 19, 2005, 8:32 pm
by Sasha
Give me a couple of Jim Beam' and cokes, and make sure its none of that dodgy Pub Brew bourbon :P

Oh and does your bar have a TAB facility?

Posted: January 19, 2005, 8:36 pm
by paulquinn49
Hey Steve... I have a problem

Its hard finding a job. I want a job in retail but the only jobs going are Manager type jobs which I cant get because I havent had enough experience.

I also think hot chicks are stealing my entry level jobs that I could do 4000 times better than them

Posted: January 19, 2005, 8:39 pm
by llab yob
i like schiftys idea give me a Jim Beam.

Posted: January 19, 2005, 8:41 pm
by greeneyed
paulquinn49 wrote:Hey Steve... I have a problem

Its hard finding a job. I want a job in retail but the only jobs going are Manager type jobs which I cant get because I havent had enough experience.

I also think hot chicks are stealing my entry level jobs that I could do 4000 times better than them
Finish your study and in the meantime, get one of those hamburger flipper jobs at Maccas. If you make employee of the month at Maccas, it looks good on your CV.

Posted: January 19, 2005, 8:47 pm
by Sasha
paulquinn49 wrote:Hey Steve... I have a problem

Its hard finding a job. I want a job in retail but the only jobs going are Manager type jobs which I cant get because I havent had enough experience.

I also think hot chicks are stealing my entry level jobs that I could do 4000 times better than them
try applying online at colesmyer, I hear they are usually looking for people.

Posted: January 19, 2005, 8:49 pm
by Inactive
Boyo greeneyed I hope you are qualified to give these guys the sort of advice they need to further their careers, standing in the community and understanding of what makes a refreshing/smooth quality wine (I think he is).

This is a great thread if I've ever seen one :lol:

Posted: January 19, 2005, 8:49 pm
by paulquinn49
Im in the Coles Myer "Talent Pool". Which means nothing I have figured. Before Xmas I went to a group interview and cause I was good in it I was put into it.


They said if a suitable job comes up its mine, but its been to long now

Posted: January 19, 2005, 8:55 pm
by greeneyed
paulquinn49 wrote:Im in the Coles Myer "Talent Pool". Which means nothing I have figured. Before Xmas I went to a group interview and cause I was good in it I was put into it.


They said if a suitable job comes up its mine, but its been to long now
Have you finished your course yet or not?

Posted: January 19, 2005, 9:13 pm
by paulquinn49
Yep certificate 3, enrolling for certificate 4 on the 27th

Posted: January 19, 2005, 9:16 pm
by greeneyed
OK... well keep that up... you will get the call at CM... don't worry. And have another on the house.

Posted: January 19, 2005, 9:36 pm
by Raider Azz
Pariso lemon lime please.

Posted: January 19, 2005, 9:38 pm
by Inactive
greeneyed wrote:OK... well keep that up... you will get the call at CM... don't worry. And have another on the house.
Well that's one problem solved ... next :lol: ...

greeneyed this could be the beginning of a new career ... lemon, lime and bitters thanks.

Posted: January 19, 2005, 9:45 pm
by greeneyed
I stick to a crisp sauvignon blanc in general.

Posted: January 19, 2005, 9:46 pm
by Nick
ive got a problem despite my efforts toward cath and princess bay, ive fallen for my best friend, for the record its a chick, she is pretty hot, known her for about 3 years, there is plenty of water under the bridge in reguards to this issue, we have come close to gettin together heaps of times, i told her a while back i was over her cause it was less complicated that way but im not...

She is an awesome chick, has some emotional baggage but what chicks dont!? Its werid we get along heaps well and the only time we have ever had a fight was over her boyfriend who is a cockhead.

what should i do about it?

Posted: January 19, 2005, 9:49 pm
by llab yob
yeah same with me 69 i have basiclly the same thing help steve.

Posted: January 19, 2005, 9:50 pm
by greeneyed
Keep posting and you will forget her and her boyfriend.

Posted: January 19, 2005, 9:52 pm
by Nick
greeneyed wrote:Keep posting and you will forget her and her boyfriend.
man ive got 22k work of posts
add that the 8-10 that were deleted or at RLeague

ive tried it and failed!!

(ballboy, you shouldnt confess to this when ballgirl posts here ;) )

Posted: January 19, 2005, 9:52 pm
by Inactive
ohh boy ... now this is a hard one for even the most professional counsellor/quack :lol:

Posted: January 19, 2005, 9:54 pm
by llab yob
Ball girl is going out with my best mate i dont have anything to do with her.
With this chick i liked for ages she even declined when Todd Carney asked her out for me, what should i do?

Posted: January 19, 2005, 9:56 pm
by greeneyed
OK... Find the moment to tell them how you feel. Try to avoid being idiots like they guys in the OC. This means not bumping your head on the door as you walk through it or tripping up the stairs. They love guys who care and share feelings. If it doesn't work, then you'll know.

Of course, if you did end up being stupid idiots like the guys on the OC, that would be entertaining for all your friends......

Posted: January 19, 2005, 9:57 pm
by Nick
ballboy wrote:Ball girl is going out with my best mate i dont have anything to do with her.
With this chick i liked for ages she even declined when Todd Carney asked her out for me, what should i do?
give up and get a your own damn problem instead of stealing mine!
:evil: :P :lol:

serious is the great man Todd Carney cant work magic for ya its not likely to ever happen :lol:

Posted: January 19, 2005, 9:58 pm
by greeneyed
And don't get too worried... you are both too young to worry about this. Plenty of time yet.

Bay? You give some advice on this one.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: January 19, 2005, 9:58 pm
by llab yob
Thanks 69 i feel really good now

Posted: January 19, 2005, 9:58 pm
by Inactive
Raider_69 wrote:ive got a problem despite my efforts toward cath and princess bay, ive fallen for my best friend, for the record its a chick, .....
pheww !!!

may I suggest a short term solution to take your mind of this "problem" would be that you occupy your time with finding a clapping emoticon :idea:

Posted: January 19, 2005, 9:59 pm
by Raider Azz
I miss my ex-girlfriend who moved to England yesterday :cry: What should I do to help get over it.

BTW still waiting on the Pariso lemon lime

Posted: January 19, 2005, 10:00 pm
by greeneyed
No no no.... you can't get Todd Carney to ask her out for you.... she will want to go out with Todd instead.

Posted: January 19, 2005, 10:00 pm
by llab yob
She didnt even know who Todd Carney was :roll:

Posted: January 19, 2005, 10:01 pm
by llab yob
And im 10 times the man Toddy is.

Posted: January 19, 2005, 10:03 pm
by Nick
Bay56 wrote:
Raider_69 wrote:ive got a problem despite my efforts toward cath and princess bay, ive fallen for my best friend, for the record its a chick, .....
pheww !!!

may I suggest a short term solution to take your mind of this "problem" would be that you occupy your time with finding a clapping emoticon :idea:
ive found one, just dosnt seem to work when i try to add it :?

Posted: January 19, 2005, 10:06 pm
by greeneyed
If she didn't know who Todd Carney was, not much point getting him to ask in the first place.....

Taprod.. here's the drink... have a few and see how you feel in a month's time.

Posted: January 19, 2005, 10:09 pm
by Nick
greeneyed wrote:If she didn't know who Todd Carney was, not much point getting him to ask in the first place.....

Taprod.. here's the drink... have a few and see how you feel in a month's time.
so you got nothing else for me but im young and shouldnt worry about it at my age?!

geez i wasnt expecting Dr Phil but well, i cant say im not a little dissappointed :lol:

Im tryin to convince her to come to the tigers trial with me, doubt she will thou

Posted: January 19, 2005, 10:10 pm
by Inactive
taprod .... just adding to the very helpful advice from greeneyed just remember that there are plenty of fish in the sea ... just think of this one as the one that got away ... charge up the ol hook and throw it in again.

Posted: January 19, 2005, 10:13 pm
by Nick
got it sused

:clap :lol: