Steve's Lazy Snooker Est 2005

Post by **greeneyed** » February 15, 2005, 7:57 pm

Raider_69 wrote:Steve, i need some advice.

I think im in love with a TV charactor. Hayley off Home and Away, i dont know whats wrong with me but when she is on the tele it feels like everything is going to be ok. I mean Bec Cartwright is hot and all but when she plays the role of Hayley i can feel an emoticon attachment, nothing else seems real?

Is this normal and what should i do about it?

Interesting.... I used to feel this way about Mary Tyler Moore about 20 years or more ago. I knew she was Mary Tyler Moore and not Mary.... but ... I dunno.... I was so confused. Plus she was a much older woman......

You are in a much bettter spot. You have Bec/Haley to think about.....

Nick · Post by **Nick** » February 15, 2005, 8:02 pm

steve you didnt answer ****.

thanks anyways but ill get a double vodka and coke

Sasha · Post by **Sasha** » February 15, 2005, 8:03 pm

Anybody have some hot share tips?

oh yeah and a Jim Beam and Coke for me.

Post by **greeneyed** » February 15, 2005, 8:11 pm

R 69... you were not listening and hearing the meaning of the story....

Bottom line is.... have the coca cola... and don't worry about it.

Nick · Post by **Nick** » February 15, 2005, 8:20 pm

I got a hot tip for ya
Steve gives shocking bec advice

Sasha · Post by **Sasha** » February 15, 2005, 8:40 pm

If you want some Bec Advice right to her via channel 7, prob best to get advice from the girl herself.

BTW your not the only one with the bec Problem.

Maybe a support group should be started up, one based on the AA model.

Nick · Post by **Nick** » February 15, 2005, 8:57 pm

B-A

hmm after thinking about it, i believe steve had awesome advice
**drinks coke and forgets about it**

Post by **greeneyed** » February 15, 2005, 9:31 pm

Yes, it was like a "Kung Fu" story....... oh forget it.... you won't remember "Kung Fu"......

DJ Raida · Post by **DJ Raida** » February 15, 2005, 9:51 pm

Inactive · Post by **Inactive** » March 2, 2005, 6:17 pm

My wife has left me .... she really has ... packed up her bags and left this morning. Actually her broher picked her up to go to Wollongong, pick up their dad and take him to hospital.

I need to know how to cook baked beans or can you recommend any other meals I could cook ... note that I have never cooked a thing in my life.

Post by **greeneyed** » March 2, 2005, 6:31 pm

And how old are you again Bay?

Inactive · Post by **Inactive** » March 2, 2005, 6:34 pm

greeneyed wrote:And how old are you again Bay?

85 but what's that got to do with cooking baked beans greeneyed.

Inactive · Post by **Inactive** » March 2, 2005, 6:38 pm

Does anyone else know how to cook baked beans ... do you take it out of the can before you place it in the hot cupboard.

Post by **greeneyed** » March 2, 2005, 6:45 pm

Bay you use the can opener on the tin of baked beans.... open the tin... put the beans in a saucepan.... put the pan on a medium heat hotplate...... stir with wooden spoon.... until heated.... do not burn.... serve on toast...

To make toast put slices of bread in the toaster.... take out the toast when it pops up.... you can butter the toast.. or leave it just like it is....

Put toast on a plate and spoon baked beans over the toast.

Ready to eat. You can use knife and fork.... or just pick up the toast with your hands and eat.....

Inactive · Post by **Inactive** » March 2, 2005, 6:48 pm

sounds good greeneyed but where do you think the Lovely Mrs Bay may have put the can opener

Post by **greeneyed** » March 2, 2005, 6:49 pm

In the utensils drawer?

Inactive · Post by **Inactive** » March 2, 2005, 6:53 pm

gotcha .... found it !!!

ha, I've just found a note that the Lovely Mrs Bay left me which describes this baked bean cooking thing just like you did ... thanks anyway for your troubles.

Inactive · Post by **Inactive** » March 2, 2005, 7:33 pm

Just finished dinner ... worst baked beans I've ever tasted and the burnt toast wasnt good either.

Still pretty eeerii greeneyed that your instructions were the same as the Lovely Mrs Bay's almost to the word.

Catherine · Post by **Catherine** » March 2, 2005, 9:09 pm

Bay heres a Number for you 131166!

Inactive · Post by **Inactive** » March 2, 2005, 9:11 pm

Catherine wrote:Bay heres a Number for you 131166!

I'm not desperate for that yet Cath .... I can hang out for a few days

Catherine · Post by **Catherine** » March 2, 2005, 9:14 pm

did you have to cook for pricess bay as well?

Inactive · Post by **Inactive** » March 2, 2005, 9:16 pm

Catherine wrote:did you have to cook for pricess bay as well?

No ... if the truth be told she cooked for both of us and Bay Jnr ... cooked me a nice piece of salmon and some salad.

Inactive · Post by **Inactive** » March 2, 2005, 9:16 pm

PS ... and fed the cat

Catherine · Post by **Catherine** » March 2, 2005, 9:18 pm

Ahh shes a good girl!

Found this for you to add to your collection Bay
http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll ... 41001&rd=1

Inactive · Post by **Inactive** » March 2, 2005, 9:20 pm

I've got four of those already Cath.

And yes she is a good girl.

Catherine · Post by **Catherine** » March 2, 2005, 9:23 pm

Five's better than 4

Inactive · Post by **Inactive** » March 2, 2005, 9:31 pm

My next problem will be how to cook breakfast :oops

Inactive · Post by **Inactive** » March 2, 2005, 9:35 pm

I've just made myself a cup of tea and it wasnt as hard as I thought it would be ... if any of you guys need some advice just give me a call.

Sasha · Post by **Sasha** » March 2, 2005, 9:36 pm

Bay56 wrote:I've just made myself a cup of tea and it wasnt as hard as I thought it would be ... if any of you guys need some advice just give me a call.

I found a tea bag, what do i do now? open it?

Inactive · Post by **Inactive** » March 2, 2005, 9:41 pm

Schifty wrote:
Bay56 wrote:I've just made myself a cup of tea and it wasnt as hard as I thought it would be ... if any of you guys need some advice just give me a call.
I found a tea bag, what do i do now? open it?

You idiot shifty ... boil some water man, then pour the water in a mug (they are usually found in the cupboard next to the plates and other crockery) ... place the tea bag in the mug, which should now be filled with water, and either wait for 3 mins or jiggle it for about 2 mins ... take the tea bag out and give it a bit of a squeeze (over the cup) ... store the tea bag somewhere for next time ... pour some milk in the cup and add sugar if you like ... ha, thats it.

Inactive · Post by **Inactive** » March 3, 2005, 4:05 pm

Ha, good thing is that I'm going to a business do straight after work so I wont need to "cook" tonight

Roger Kenworthy · Post by **Roger Kenworthy** » May 24, 2005, 2:40 pm

I'll have a Becks, cos its an excuse to bump this

Post by **greeneyed** » May 24, 2005, 7:45 pm

No problems.

Roger Kenworthy · Post by **Roger Kenworthy** » May 24, 2005, 7:56 pm

greeneyed wrote:No problems.

So, how can one deal with a severe lack of motivation GE? I haven't had a sick day from work in two years, but I've never put three days in a row of full lectures together in that time either. Is it time for me to cut my losses and give up on uni for a bit?

Post by **greeneyed** » May 24, 2005, 9:02 pm

No, no-one goes to uni unless they really have to. I got my honours degree spending most of my time "studying" in front of the midday movie and repeats of Get Smart. It will be easy to pass so long as you turn up to your lectures and tutorials and do the minimum reading for every subject. Like full time lectures/tutorials are what?...... 12 hours a week? Easy to make that.