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Steve's Lazy Snooker Est 2005
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dubby
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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker
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The spiral of silence refers to the idea that when people fail to speak, the price of speaking rises. As the price to speak rises, still fewer speak out, which further causes the price to rise, so that fewer people yet will speak out, until a whole culture or nation is silenced. This is what happened in Germany.
If you do not speak, you are not being neutral, but are contributing to the success of the thing you refuse to name and condemn.
If you do not speak, you are not being neutral, but are contributing to the success of the thing you refuse to name and condemn.
Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker
Dammit. 
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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker
Charlie Gubb has entered to drown his sorrows after reading the thread about his signing. He joins Brett Kelly for a game of darts.
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Steve's Lazy Snooker
God I can't wait for that last oneCaptain Punish wrote:Dammit.
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Captain Punish ain't going anywhere. He holds up on end of the bar as he drunkenly rants about better times when Ricky hadn't spoiled his "Canberra" legacy.The Nickman wrote:God I can't wait for that last oneCaptain Punish wrote:Dammit.
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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker
Did you see all the security camera's swivel around when Punish walked in?
I'd order by the glass if I were you, mate. Don't think you'll be here long.
I'd order by the glass if I were you, mate. Don't think you'll be here long.
Son, we live in a world that has forums, and those forums have to be guarded by Mods. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Nickman? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Lucy, and you curse GE. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that GE’s moderation, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, keeps threads on track and under the appropriately sized, highlighted green headings.
You want moderation because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that forum -- you need me on that forum. We use words like "stay on topic," "use the appropriate forum," "please delete." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very moderation that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you get a green handle and edit a post. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think about moderation.
Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker
I walked into Steve's Lazy Snooker,T_R wrote:Did you see all the security camera's swivel around when Punish walked in?
I'd order by the glass if I were you, mate. Don't think you'll be here long.
Like I was walking on to a yacht.
My hat strategically backward as it always is,
My punish ready for onslaught.
I had one eye on the mirror,
As I watched GE in my blindspot.
And all the mods dreamed that I'd be deported, I'd be deported and..
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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker
Captain Punish wrote:I walked into Steve's Lazy Snooker,T_R wrote:Did you see all the security camera's swivel around when Punish walked in?
I'd order by the glass if I were you, mate. Don't think you'll be here long.
Like I was walking on to a yacht.
My hat strategically backward as it always is,
My punish ready for onslaught.
I had one eye on the mirror,
As I watched GE in my blindspot.
And all the mods dreamed that I'd be deported, I'd be deported and..
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This is a classy joint. When we do quotes, they're Shakespearean.
Punish
Nickman, what news? What is GreenEyed’s doom? What sorrow crave acquaintance at my hand, That I yet know not?
Nickman
Too familiar, Is my dear son with such sour company, I bring thee tidings of GreenEyed’s doom.
Punish
What less that doomsday is GreenEyed’s doom?
Nickman
A gentler judgement vanished from his lips; Not body’s death, but your handle’s banning.
Punish
Ha! Banning! Be merciful, say ‘Death”. For banning hath more terror in his look, Much more than death. Do not say ‘Banning’.
Nickman
Hence from The Greenhouse art thou banned! Be patient, for the internet is broad and wide
Punish
The is no world without The Greenhouse walls! But purgatory, torture, hell itself! Hence ‘banned’ is banned from the world, and world’s exile is death!
Son, we live in a world that has forums, and those forums have to be guarded by Mods. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Nickman? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Lucy, and you curse GE. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that GE’s moderation, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, keeps threads on track and under the appropriately sized, highlighted green headings.
You want moderation because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that forum -- you need me on that forum. We use words like "stay on topic," "use the appropriate forum," "please delete." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very moderation that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you get a green handle and edit a post. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think about moderation.
Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker
I'm on just enough endone for that to make sense
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O true apothecary!
Thy drugs are quick.
Thy drugs are quick.
Son, we live in a world that has forums, and those forums have to be guarded by Mods. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Nickman? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Lucy, and you curse GE. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that GE’s moderation, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, keeps threads on track and under the appropriately sized, highlighted green headings.
You want moderation because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that forum -- you need me on that forum. We use words like "stay on topic," "use the appropriate forum," "please delete." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very moderation that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you get a green handle and edit a post. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think about moderation.
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dubby
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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker
The spiral of silence refers to the idea that when people fail to speak, the price of speaking rises. As the price to speak rises, still fewer speak out, which further causes the price to rise, so that fewer people yet will speak out, until a whole culture or nation is silenced. This is what happened in Germany.
If you do not speak, you are not being neutral, but are contributing to the success of the thing you refuse to name and condemn.
If you do not speak, you are not being neutral, but are contributing to the success of the thing you refuse to name and condemn.
Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker
why is dubby wearing lederhosen?
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Sid
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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker
and why isn't anyone else wearing pants?
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The Nickman
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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker
What the hell are you about?? Too classy for me, I prefer lymericks:T_R wrote:This is a classy joint. When we do quotes, they're Shakespearean.Captain Punish wrote:I walked into Steve's Lazy Snooker,T_R wrote:Did you see all the security camera's swivel around when Punish walked in?
I'd order by the glass if I were you, mate. Don't think you'll be here long.
Like I was walking on to a yacht.
My hat strategically backward as it always is,
My punish ready for onslaught.
I had one eye on the mirror,
As I watched GE in my blindspot.
And all the mods dreamed that I'd be deported, I'd be deported and..
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Punish
Nickman, what news? What is GreenEyed’s doom? What sorrow crave acquaintance at my hand, That I yet know not?
Nickman
Too familiar, Is my dear son with such sour company, I bring thee tidings of GreenEyed’s doom.
Punish
What less that doomsday is GreenEyed’s doom?
Nickman
A gentler judgement vanished from his lips; Not body’s death, but your handle’s banning.
Punish
Ha! Banning! Be merciful, say ‘Death”. For banning hath more terror in his look, Much more than death. Do not say ‘Banning’.
Nickman
Hence from The Greenhouse art thou banned! Be patient, for the internet is broad and wide
Punish
The is no world without The Greenhouse walls! But purgatory, torture, hell itself! Hence ‘banned’ is banned from the world, and world’s exile is death!
There was a young punish named Luce
Carries on like a real **** goose
He gets banned every year
Thrown out on his fat ear
Yet comes back with the same bloody deuce
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There was a young man named Punish
Whose posts are at first, well, fun-ish
But he's just diff'rently wired
His puns soon grow tired
And he from the GH we must banish
Whose posts are at first, well, fun-ish
But he's just diff'rently wired
His puns soon grow tired
And he from the GH we must banish
Son, we live in a world that has forums, and those forums have to be guarded by Mods. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Nickman? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Lucy, and you curse GE. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that GE’s moderation, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, keeps threads on track and under the appropriately sized, highlighted green headings.
You want moderation because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that forum -- you need me on that forum. We use words like "stay on topic," "use the appropriate forum," "please delete." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very moderation that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you get a green handle and edit a post. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think about moderation.
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The Nickman
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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker
It's ok, but I'm taking points away for rhyming punish with banish.
Stick to whatever the **** that other **** up there was, pal.
Stick to whatever the **** that other **** up there was, pal.
Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker
I've only got one working arm so pants are beyond me, not sure about the restSid wrote:and why isn't anyone else wearing pants?
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I have an accent, you racist prick!The Nickman wrote:It's ok, but I'm taking points away for rhyming punish with banish.
Stick to whatever the **** that other **** up there was, pal.
Son, we live in a world that has forums, and those forums have to be guarded by Mods. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Nickman? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Lucy, and you curse GE. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that GE’s moderation, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, keeps threads on track and under the appropriately sized, highlighted green headings.
You want moderation because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that forum -- you need me on that forum. We use words like "stay on topic," "use the appropriate forum," "please delete." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very moderation that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you get a green handle and edit a post. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think about moderation.
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The Nickman
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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker
Is the accent on "banish" or "punish"??
Also, where the **** has the bartender gone?? My pitcher of beer has only a quarter left in it!
Also, where the **** has the bartender gone?? My pitcher of beer has only a quarter left in it!
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dubby
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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker
It smells nicebonehead wrote:why is dubby wearing lederhosen?
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Hey do they make nice cheese toast here?
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The spiral of silence refers to the idea that when people fail to speak, the price of speaking rises. As the price to speak rises, still fewer speak out, which further causes the price to rise, so that fewer people yet will speak out, until a whole culture or nation is silenced. This is what happened in Germany.
If you do not speak, you are not being neutral, but are contributing to the success of the thing you refuse to name and condemn.
If you do not speak, you are not being neutral, but are contributing to the success of the thing you refuse to name and condemn.
Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker
Imagine that I'm from New Zealand, and read it again.The Nickman wrote:Is the accent on "banish" or "punish"??
Also, where the **** has the bartender gone?? My pitcher of beer has only a quarter left in it!
You know, I'm very, very sick of your crass ethnocentrism
Son, we live in a world that has forums, and those forums have to be guarded by Mods. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Nickman? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Lucy, and you curse GE. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that GE’s moderation, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, keeps threads on track and under the appropriately sized, highlighted green headings.
You want moderation because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that forum -- you need me on that forum. We use words like "stay on topic," "use the appropriate forum," "please delete." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very moderation that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you get a green handle and edit a post. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think about moderation.
Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker
There once was man who was me.
No one was as handsome as he.
Because he's a ****.
Off the GH they did punt.
But he returned via personality three.
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No one was as handsome as he.
Because he's a ****.
Off the GH they did punt.
But he returned via personality three.
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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker
This is the worst bar ever
Son, we live in a world that has forums, and those forums have to be guarded by Mods. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Nickman? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Lucy, and you curse GE. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that GE’s moderation, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, keeps threads on track and under the appropriately sized, highlighted green headings.
You want moderation because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that forum -- you need me on that forum. We use words like "stay on topic," "use the appropriate forum," "please delete." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very moderation that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you get a green handle and edit a post. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think about moderation.
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dubby
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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker
Yeah but we can't leave because big cheese is guarding the door
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The spiral of silence refers to the idea that when people fail to speak, the price of speaking rises. As the price to speak rises, still fewer speak out, which further causes the price to rise, so that fewer people yet will speak out, until a whole culture or nation is silenced. This is what happened in Germany.
If you do not speak, you are not being neutral, but are contributing to the success of the thing you refuse to name and condemn.
If you do not speak, you are not being neutral, but are contributing to the success of the thing you refuse to name and condemn.
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dubby
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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker
There once was a man called TRT_R wrote:Imagine that I'm from New Zealand, and read it again.The Nickman wrote:Is the accent on "banish" or "punish"??
Also, where the **** has the bartender gone?? My pitcher of beer has only a quarter left in it!
You know, I'm very, very sick of your crass ethnocentrism
He was friends with Reptar
They knew a guy called Nick
Who loved a guy named stick
And he had a chrome bull bar
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The spiral of silence refers to the idea that when people fail to speak, the price of speaking rises. As the price to speak rises, still fewer speak out, which further causes the price to rise, so that fewer people yet will speak out, until a whole culture or nation is silenced. This is what happened in Germany.
If you do not speak, you are not being neutral, but are contributing to the success of the thing you refuse to name and condemn.
If you do not speak, you are not being neutral, but are contributing to the success of the thing you refuse to name and condemn.
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The Nickman
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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker
God, dubby is just the worst after two light beers, isn't he??
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dubby
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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker
The spiral of silence refers to the idea that when people fail to speak, the price of speaking rises. As the price to speak rises, still fewer speak out, which further causes the price to rise, so that fewer people yet will speak out, until a whole culture or nation is silenced. This is what happened in Germany.
If you do not speak, you are not being neutral, but are contributing to the success of the thing you refuse to name and condemn.
If you do not speak, you are not being neutral, but are contributing to the success of the thing you refuse to name and condemn.
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The Nickman
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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker
Oh god!
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dubby
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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker
I'm just excited to be seen with the cool kids
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The spiral of silence refers to the idea that when people fail to speak, the price of speaking rises. As the price to speak rises, still fewer speak out, which further causes the price to rise, so that fewer people yet will speak out, until a whole culture or nation is silenced. This is what happened in Germany.
If you do not speak, you are not being neutral, but are contributing to the success of the thing you refuse to name and condemn.
If you do not speak, you are not being neutral, but are contributing to the success of the thing you refuse to name and condemn.
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Sid
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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker
yup, I checked Dubby's 'Alf' stubby cooler.. he's still on the Nehi's.
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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker
The Nickman wrote:God, dubby is just the worst after two light beers, isn't he??
Son, we live in a world that has forums, and those forums have to be guarded by Mods. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Nickman? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Lucy, and you curse GE. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that GE’s moderation, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, keeps threads on track and under the appropriately sized, highlighted green headings.
You want moderation because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that forum -- you need me on that forum. We use words like "stay on topic," "use the appropriate forum," "please delete." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very moderation that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you get a green handle and edit a post. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think about moderation.
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dubby
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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker
Hey I don't drink light beer. Peroni Ftw
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The spiral of silence refers to the idea that when people fail to speak, the price of speaking rises. As the price to speak rises, still fewer speak out, which further causes the price to rise, so that fewer people yet will speak out, until a whole culture or nation is silenced. This is what happened in Germany.
If you do not speak, you are not being neutral, but are contributing to the success of the thing you refuse to name and condemn.
If you do not speak, you are not being neutral, but are contributing to the success of the thing you refuse to name and condemn.
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The Nickman
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Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker
I only drink **** 8.5% ales that TR rams down my throat at lunchtime.
Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker
Fun day!The Nickman wrote:I only drink **** 8.5% ales that TR rams down my throat at lunchtime.
Son, we live in a world that has forums, and those forums have to be guarded by Mods. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Nickman? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Lucy, and you curse GE. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that GE’s moderation, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, keeps threads on track and under the appropriately sized, highlighted green headings.
You want moderation because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that forum -- you need me on that forum. We use words like "stay on topic," "use the appropriate forum," "please delete." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very moderation that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you get a green handle and edit a post. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think about moderation.
Re: Steve's Lazy Snooker
I was writing Through green eyes.The Nickman wrote:Also, where the **** has the bartender gone?? My pitcher of beer has only a quarter left in it!
