Share your funny stories
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Share your funny stories
Its time for some laughs on the GH - instead of furiously arguing about what a crap team we are, lets share humiliating (therefore hilarious) stories about ourselves and our mates. I'm particularly keen to hear about T_R's toilet cubicle tryst...
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Not to try and throw this back is your face Marko, but I've heard that you may have enquired as to whether a girl would like to play doctors and nurses with you recently...
Also, a friend of mine recently achieved the notoriously difficult 'double barracuda' manoveure...for those who don't know what that is, don't ask.
Also, a friend of mine recently achieved the notoriously difficult 'double barracuda' manoveure...for those who don't know what that is, don't ask.
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That's why Rex Hunt isn't on TV anymore.Michael wrote:
Also, a friend of mine recently achieved the notoriously difficult 'double barracuda' manoveure...for those who don't know what that is, don't ask.
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Also, GET IN HERE T_R!!!!!!!!
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Ah, so that's why he introduces himself as Dr Marko Howser: ProctologistMichael wrote:Not to try and throw this back is your face Marko, but I've heard that you may have enquired as to whether a girl would like to play doctors and nurses with you recently...
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Marko: "It's ok, I'm a professional"GCR wrote:Ah, so that's why he introduces himself as Dr Marko Howser: ProctologistMichael wrote:Not to try and throw this back is your face Marko, but I've heard that you may have enquired as to whether a girl would like to play doctors and nurses with you recently...
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What a weak thread title.
I appreciate the effort, it just lacks execution. Dude, if you start one of these threads it should be because you have a funny story to tell.
I appreciate the effort, it just lacks execution. Dude, if you start one of these threads it should be because you have a funny story to tell.
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Then stop being a hypocrite and tell a funny story!Butters wrote:What a weak thread title.
I appreciate the effort, it just lacks execution. Dude, if you start one of these threads it should be because you have a funny story to tell.
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Ive got nothing
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dont be a liar nickRaider_69 wrote:Ive got nothing
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OK, I'll keep going - the same mate who performed the double-barracuda, also managed to perform the infamous shomit on a public bus in Spain. The bus driver didn't let him get off, preferring to leave him to sit in his own mess for another three hours.
This was a product of food poisoning from eating two clubs sandwiches while cavorting with some American girl in the shower...
This was a product of food poisoning from eating two clubs sandwiches while cavorting with some American girl in the shower...
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Double? Got skills.Michael wrote:Also, a friend of mine recently achieved the notoriously difficult 'double barracuda' manoveure...for those who don't know what that is, don't ask.
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I'm not sure if those particular skills are something to aspire to...RSK wrote:Double? Got skills.Michael wrote:Also, a friend of mine recently achieved the notoriously difficult 'double barracuda' manoveure...for those who don't know what that is, don't ask.
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Michael wrote:I'm not sure if those particular skills are something to aspire to...RSK wrote:Double? Got skills.Michael wrote:Also, a friend of mine recently achieved the notoriously difficult 'double barracuda' manoveure...for those who don't know what that is, don't ask.
So true.
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Marko - I believe you have a humorous story to share that involves a box of popcorn. Please share.
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Trent from Punchbowl tells a good yarn, he needs more air play IMO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RjC-vh06_c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RjC-vh06_c
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I told a guy at uni that i was from Gosford and it seemed he had only heard about it due to Trent.KW wrote:Trent from Punchbowl tells a good yarn, he needs more air play IMO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RjC-vh06_c
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What's Trent got to do with Gosford? The only Trent I know was a fat bloke whose girlfriend wanted to get off with me. I said now, and that was the last I heard of Trent.
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When he says "Got a mate in Gosford ey".GCR wrote:What's Trent got to do with Gosford? The only Trent I know was a fat bloke whose girlfriend wanted to get off with me. I said now, and that was the last I heard of Trent.
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Ah, I'm at work so I haven't seen him. Maybe I'm his mate in Gosford, though. I've got a lot of mates and I'm not a bad bloke. If his mate's a champion **** then it's not me, though. Although I doubt Trent with the girlfriend who wants a piece of me would make a Youtube video about me. maybe, though, he always was a bit of a tosser.
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That was rubbish. The clown in it needs to get a job, hen use the money he earns to attend acting classes. It was as funny as finding out that your girlfriend's really a bloke (but you'll have to ask Marko about that one).KW wrote:Trent from Punchbowl tells a good yarn, he needs more air play IMO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RjC-vh06_c
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My best mate and I, during a week-long post-HSC bender, decided to split a tab of laxatives to study its effects. I think we had about 10 or 12 laxatives each, and the results where all too predictable...
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Haha, that's runny. I mean funny...Michael wrote:My best mate and I, during a week-long post-HSC bender, decided to split a tab of laxatives to study its effects. I think we had about 10 or 12 laxatives each, and the results where all too predictable...
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My mate walked out of the downstairs Mooseheads bathroom with toilet paper tucked into the back of his pants... it was probably about 4 -6 feet long. Everyone had their mobiles out taking pictures. We didnt tell him for about 10 minutes!
I was in tears it was so funny.
I was in tears it was so funny.
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While holidaying in Byron Bay a few years back I was chatting to a couple of young girls from Sydney and they told me about their first trip to a B and S ball.
While this story might sound a bit far fetched, hand to my heart this is 100% true!
One of their fathers was very wealthy and owned a neat new Saab and reluctantly lent it to the girls to drive to the ball on the premise it was not damaged
Everything was going well till the drive home when they ran into a wild pig on the road, fearing Dad would not believe them they put the “dead†pig into the back seat to take home to Dad as evidence.
A few *'s down the track the pig came to in the back seat and went absolutely ballistic! They pulled over and jumped out of the car but the pig was still trapped inside, I can’t remember how long they said this went on for but eventually a highway patrol car turned up and ended up having to shoot the pig through one of the car windows.
So poor old Dads Saab not only had a nice big ding in the front but the interior was ripped to shreds and had a nice smearing of pigs blood and brains right through the back also.
While this story might sound a bit far fetched, hand to my heart this is 100% true!
One of their fathers was very wealthy and owned a neat new Saab and reluctantly lent it to the girls to drive to the ball on the premise it was not damaged
Everything was going well till the drive home when they ran into a wild pig on the road, fearing Dad would not believe them they put the “dead†pig into the back seat to take home to Dad as evidence.
A few *'s down the track the pig came to in the back seat and went absolutely ballistic! They pulled over and jumped out of the car but the pig was still trapped inside, I can’t remember how long they said this went on for but eventually a highway patrol car turned up and ended up having to shoot the pig through one of the car windows.
So poor old Dads Saab not only had a nice big ding in the front but the interior was ripped to shreds and had a nice smearing of pigs blood and brains right through the back also.
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